Tidbits of my Soul

Hobby Artist

[callmeshazzle]

     Quick sketch of a character I have in a discord rp server.

[catchymemes]

Anti anxiety.

[shieldmaiden19]

As someone with crippling anxiety, this shit WORKS.

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

[absolutepie]

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

[itsmeezra]

Sam: can’t believe you caused the crash that killed Princess Diana

Bucky:

[sweet-bitsy]

What if you were dating a moth prince and living in his kingdom and he knew how out of place you felt so he made you dozens of silk dresses and blankets and gave you lots of fuzzy shawls and scarves so you wouldn’t stand out so much and always said you were so beautiful you were glowing and occasionally bump right into your face because it was a little joke and he would pretend you were a light bulb and give you tiny kisses

[newtnewt92]

Half of me is like “what the fuck am I looking at” and the other half finds this inexplicably adorable and good.

[marineblue-exe]

@shirosucks

[aprildraws365]

Okay, so, I saw this and did a little sketch. 

[machomachi-deactivated20171216]

why am i imagining it like this

[lucidowl]

It’s cute either way IMO.

[artimies6]

@mememic-bry

[mothric]

this is where it all started for me

[homunculus-argument]

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

[browntiger15-deactivated2020110]

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

[wandererriha]

[allsortsoflicorice]

When I read “the most wanted woman in town”, I thought it meant she was a master criminal. 

[wandererriha]

CLEARLY she’s a CAT BURGLAR

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is getting out of control. (photos via ZookeeperRachel)

[pepoluan]

Seeing zookepers having fun really warms my heart for inexplicable reasons :-)

[feministcaptainkirk]

THOSE OTTERS

[tehnakki]

^^^ I’m DYING!! This is the best possible thing to come out a Jurassic Park Remake!

[chiggglet-blog-deactivated20210]

favourite internet phenomenon 

[punk-crowley]

The last one jfc

[eatgeekstudy]

Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech

My Therapist: Then do it.

Me: I’m sorry?

My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.

Me: Ah- Oh.

My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.

[ottpop]

YO this is legit

My dad has always had me do this, especially when I was little and kept the baby up. We would go into the back yard, point to the river (to keep the ship captains up at night) and scream. I was also told to jump up and down to “get all the scream out” 

I did this in college too. There’s nothing more cathartic than climbing the fence of the fishing pier, running to the end of it and screaming into the wind. It’s powerful, it’s therapeutic, it’s feral and wonderful. 

I did this with kids too, when they have too much energy. When I worked at a children’s camp and the kids had too much energy when the rain canceled pool time I took them out in the rain, made them jump up and down and scream, and then 15 some nine-year-olds and I would rance across the field screaming in the rain

Go scream, just face towards the river when you do it

[adventuringchangeling]

Adventurer’s Tip #345: Sometimes you just gotta scream. Just face towards the river when you do.

[marypickfords]

Mary Pickford in Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm (1917)

[marypickfords]

[augustdementhe]

HA!

[pr1nceshawn]

Customer Service Wolf.

[ask-cloud-skipper]

That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service

[ask-corvo]

How I headcanon Trailer!Corvo escaped from Coldridge.

Drawn it in one setting so please let’s not talk about his arms :’3

[mlleclaudine]

Illustrator Imagines a World Where Gentle Giant Animals Live Among Humans

What if we lived in a world where giant cats and dogs roamed the earth?

[ourmissallison]

What I wouldn’t give for a docile bear the size of a house

[candiceirae]

The gentleman and the chickadee are perfect.

[lilacbreastedroller]

one of the least helpful things ive been told as a neurodivergent person is “don’t half ass things”

if you can quarter ass something, do it! if all you can do is clean a corner of your room, or only read one of the two assigned chapters, or write the heading for your resume, or put all the papers for taxes in a pile, do it! if today isn’t a whole ass day, take pride in the portion of ass that you were capable of

don’t let neurotypicals work ethic define how you did today

[andthenweloved]

honestly this info/post is so so so important.

like i have lived in my new appartment for about half a year now and my autistic ass would never have cleaned it even once if i hadn’t allowed myself to halfass my cleaing.

instead of waiting for a day (that would never come) where i would have the energy and executive function to clean all of it, i took it one bit at the time. one day i might vacuum the kitchen. another day i might dust the livingroom.

you don’t have to do it all at once. it’s ok to just do a little bit.

[eeveedream]

This is honestly so important

[journeytobutterfly]

I think when you do your best - taking into account your capabilities and energy of that moment - then that is whole assing

[autumngracy]

There is no time constraint for whole-assing a thing. You wouldn’t expect a concert pianist to whole-ass their musical training in a single day. Things are always accomplished in steps. If you quarter-ass something a day for four days, you have whole-assed that thing. Period.

[agrownupgeekgirl]

To be honest.. if more children were shown from birth that they are loved, cared for, and listened no matter their gender we might not have some of the problems we have now.  

[the-real-seebs]

Parents: Aloof disdain! Shun! Distance!

Also Parents: Why doesn’t my child talk to me?

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[weloveshortvideos]

i’m dying

[juggernautsunion-deactivated201]

Bro this the funniest shit

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

My nigga finna become a vet

[onlyblackgirl]

Homie so fascinated

[afroalchemymana]

😂😂😂

[audreynical2]

I love this

[misseshappygolucky]

This is adorable.

[buspir-deactivated20230127]

the notes are broken 😂

[calvin-reads-problem-sleuth]

Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes. 

[arcxus-of-altihex]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[did-you-know]

Source

[naamahdarling]

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

[pterobat]

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

[jethroq]

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

[madmaudlingoes]

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?

Huh.

That would explain a few things.

[victoriancuddler]

more than a few I believe

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

It would explain all the things, in fact.