The Corn Wizard

Jess / 24 / she/her mommy's little failgirl

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[akashicrecord]

Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit

Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[bugechoes]

Very different from my usual stuff but here's a collection of TMA fanarts from my sketchbook

[zak-mckrackepidemic]

Random little sock monkey girl character I came up with.

[calvinhobbe]

Me irl

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[markodragic]

it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

[markodragic]

[fruitsoftheape100]

Clear Liquor = We Fuckin

Brown Loquor = We Fuckin, AGGRESSIVELY 😁

[sleepgrifter]

theyre putting me in the Sike ward becuasue i keep getting trolled

[birds-and-the-birds]

scrolling through the birdbuddy feed and this shows up and makes me lose my fucking mind

[albertnatural]

dude it’s not a boypussy it’s a Manhole comeunto the sewer i got the teenage mutant ninja turtles in there we need yourr helppp. Yeah, the fucking rat too

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[mandrillmazevibeclub]

[cardo-de-comer]

don't you recognize this vacant stare

[pocket-deer-belly]

[ak-nm]

[cannibalchicken]

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

[ratbugs]

little helper

what a good boy