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lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range

zldyk

she made her dolls head too big so she created a scenario where a bug planted eggs in its ear and the dolls upset because it only has a few more days to live. no other character on earth has even come close to weird girl culture like lilo she did that for us

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you-had-me-at-e-flat-major

double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

skin as cool as rasputin, russia’s greatest love machine

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Boy, you think you know what’s happening in this one and then it just knocks you flat, doesn’t it

henryclervals

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

moonisneveralone

This is really the post I was looking for

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A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.

daco-broman

bro just chillin

manawhaat

What the fuck.

lipstickandspecs

The researchers have measured the Greenland shark and estimated that it could be born as early as 1505. Known to live in temperature less than -1 degree Celcius, these sharks can swim as deep as 7,200 feet and weigh more than a tonne. According to reports, the shark measured 18ft in length. It is this length which reportedly can mean the shark can be anywhere between 272 to 512 years old, as this species grows at a rate of 1 cm a year. It is the oldest among the 28 Greenland sharks that are analyzed. These sharks have an estimated lifespan of 400 years and they spend their time swimming around looking for mates. It’s not totally clear why Greenland sharks live for so long. Scientists postulate that it may be in their genes, or it could be the fact that they live in relatively cold temperatures and have a slow metabolism.

gerrycanavan

I’m afraid of Americans

lindsayribar

This is super real.

justgot1

Completely accurate.

next-time-you-invite-pam

@pre-successful America exposed.

themightyglamazon

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

sexycraisinthanos

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

themightyglamazon

ACCURATE

nyanbinyuri

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

drneverland

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

accordingtomyresearch

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

aampharros

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

twinsfawn

nothing gets past this guy

evendeadlmthehero

Steve: okay I’m here. Where’s the new girl and those guardians you were talking about?

Peter Quill and Captain Marvel who haven’t been on Earth since the 90’s:

catgirlnips

chilllbroswaggins

I knew it

shittycryptids

fall out boy, but tall

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ectoplasm-bodyshots

it’s like a time capsule from hell

eugeniedanglars

The Umbrella Academy (but really just the Hargreeves siblings) + The Onion headlines

astrodickology

Some of yall really have no empathy and yall think its funny and cute to be mean and its really ugly and disgusting and i deadass hope someone beats your ass