candice with an i

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ROGER WORKS

[unuthasbook-blog]

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

[yanelknows]

THIS IS SO FUNNY LMFAO

[hansbekhart]

Why the hell not

[shortvideosandstuff]

[thebestoftumbling]

Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x)

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[adistasteformath]

Food Network alignments

lawful good: Chopped neutral good: Barefoot Contessa chaotic good: Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

lawful neutral: Celebrity Cook Off true neutral: 30 Minute Meals chaotic neutral: Iron Chef America

lawful evil: Throw Down With Bobby Flay neutral evil: Cupcake Wars chaotic evil: Cutthroat Kitchen

[sobforsirius]

the well known Harry Potter cycle

Step 1: thinking Snape is a bad guy

Step 2: thinking Snape is a good guy

Step 3: realising as you mature as a person that Snape was actually a terrible person after all and was an abusive bully who didn’t grown out of this stage even into his late 30s and an obsessive person who thought he was entitled to Lily just because she showed him friendship and no matter how many bias memories of his you are shown you will never see him in any different way 

unfortunately some people are still stuck in stage 2

[madamairlock]

Step 4: Realizing Dumbledore was manipulative and abusive as well and not the infallible person everyone believed him to be.

[ellisonavenue]

Step 5: Discovering that the only person as golden as their reputation portrayed and knew what the fuck was going on was Minerva McGonagall and she was amazing.

[oraclewarrior]

Okay but this.

[ioncehadwings]

Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.

[myimmortalseries]

SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND

Enter ENOBY

ENOBY

For truth, that which the gods have christened me Has many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown. That hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from The dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone But broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames That hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals Of cold violet, the shade of icy fangs Met with military scarlet; coils not But hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off Like a precious jewel made more pure by the Barren winds of silent winter deserts, So are not these jewels of mine own self-crown Brought forth in splendour so close to these eyes Frozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist Who, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself And sculpts his godly business with that Which the muses draw blindly from his vision. Thus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors, Casting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.

[neo-china-deactivated20171228]

Imagine Shakespeare but written in the style of My Immortal

[spenciesglasses]

Hi my name is Hamlet and I have long blond hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the sun god Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. My mother married my uncle after my father died. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I went to a school called Wittenberg in Germany but I just graduated. I’m a prince (in case you couldn’t tell) but I wear mostly black bc I’m in mourning. I For example today I was wearing a black doublet with matching lace around it and a black tights, white undershirt and black boots. I was with my mother and Horatio. We were standing inside Elsinore. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. My uncle Claudius stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

[spoopahontas]

rockafellerrrr

[candicewithani]

me: *owns 264 unread books*

me: *buys 17 new books*

me: *rereads harry potter*

[bluedogeyes]

[face--the--strange]

x

[queerlyblack]

Where are all the body positive white feminists at? This post has like no notes. I wonder why….

[thefeministpress]

I love Gabourey Sidibe.

[theonion]

World’s Oldest Woman Just Pleased Every Other Human On Earth When She Was Born Now Dead 

"Reflecting on a long life that began at the end of the 19th century, the world’s oldest woman told reporters Monday that she could not be happier that every other human on earth the day she was born is now deceased. “Nothing, not one single thing, gives me more pleasure than knowing anyone who was alive on March 5, 1898—my family, my friends, and even far-off strangers that I never knew existed—is stone-cold dead,” said 116-year-old Misao Okawa, smiling as she observed how all 1.6 billion of the people who were alive the day she came into the world had passed away, one by one, during her remarkable lifespan. “I’m the sole fucking survivor. I’m the longevity queen. I’m the one who stuck it out while everyone else threw themselves on the corpse pile. Man, it’s too bad I’m in a wheelchair or I’d trample every single one of their fucking graves.” Okawa went on to say her only regret is that she probably won’t outlive all her children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren."

[albinwonderland]

if I’m crying about Hagrid at 5am I’m taking all of you with me

[dinnerparty1]

Senior editor of Ebony Magazine, Jamilah Lemieux, discusses the breaking news and the fallout in Ferguson

[designerlabelhere]

Truth

[t-ii]

Civil rights attorney/MSNBC legal analyst Lisa Bloom points out that Darren Wilson’s cross-examination was a joke

[abundance-mine]

You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in.

Eliezer Yudkowsky (via girlmoss)

[sirscottmccallmoved-blog]

[okaydyke]