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flipchild

#q

blackshvck

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

mikilavellan

And no one is even doing it with me

bialkii

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

memescomedy

spiletta42

This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

6mayhem

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

harsh-noise

batmanisagatewaydrug

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

#this is in fact how i found out

dankmemeuniversity

iamoutofideas

#unfortunately so relatable #im not good im almost never good #but you don't need to concern yourself with that #and me?#i can't be concerned with that either i got work tomorrow

scavengedluxury

leninisms

good by 2007 hello 2008!

failbettergames

Forty years ago, London was stolen by bats.

Fallen London is an online text adventure; a Victorian gaslight fantasy with horror in its bones and romance laced throughout its meat. Also it's funny.

You might have seen our gender selection text doing the rounds on here:

It's more than 4.5 million words long, and as such defies summary. However, it's broken down into morsels small enough that you won't choke.

It's playable for free on anything that can open a web browser. There are no ads and no installs. It's not possible to infinitely scroll it; you get some actions, spend them, and then are released to go and think about what you've done.

It has been developed over 16 years without the use of AI. (Anything with incorrect fingers is like that on purpose.)

Welcome, delicious friend.

foone

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it

3liza

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

3liza

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

hotvampireadjacent

@god please let Mexico beat the white devils at the World Cup tonight

kidzbopdeathgrips

when a mutual suddenly shows up in your notes as "Following"

tilthat

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

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