Iridiscent Ghost

Life is a bunch of non sensical stuff that happens everytime, EVERYWHERE. If you want to talk, do it!!! Im going to turn this into my personal account As you where guessing... Yes... Im a giant, chubby, cub who loves to sing Maybe Im dating maybe Im in love who knows Nsfw sometimes, enjoy.

[twoheartsneverlie]

Jeff Goldblum is a gift

[randomingoftherandomness]

I don’t know what is the wildest bit about this; Jeff Goldblum’s tweet, or the fact that Mark Hamill apparently liked it

[mrsegbert]

Mark Hamill is the one who freed him

[charminglyantiquated]

i can’t stop thinking about houses with chicken legs

[shiftythrifting]

I almost bought this ominous box.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

“And your curse is to be what you already are” is the most threatening thing I’ve heard all week

[umbra-watches]

“Thespian” 

[transpondster]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

I need to stop getting on scottish twitter cuz i be wanting to laugh mad hard in class

[zidane-xv]

[thy-lovelylionheart]

“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”

“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.

[annyongchingu]

I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.

[thy-lovelylionheart]

“thou cannot have the black death,” the doctor scoffs behind his mask, “thou art youthful!”

“marry??” I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.

[narupity]

dolly parton: your beauty is beyond compare

with flaming locks of auburn hair

with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green

your smile is like a breath of spring

your voice is soft like summer rain

dolly parton:

[chewbacca]

Spice World (1997), dir. Bob Spiers

[politicallypeng-deactivated2013]

Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car

[anarchohellenism]

Showed this to my brother and he went “bet they won’t have jobs after that”

THEY WEREN’T GETTING PAID FOR THEIR WORK ANYWAY!!!!!! THAT’S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!!!

[queeranarchism]

[hotdevushkashit]

Someone print this post out and nail it to Jeff Bezos’ door like the 99 Theses

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

if ……. if a demon wore heelies on consecrated ground, would it still burn them

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

imagine a demon heelying down a church aisle drunk on power like “smite THIS, god!!!!” right before plowing fullspeed into the communion table.

[klubbhead]

Innocent kid dies

Oompa Loompas:

[saccharinescorpion]

Parasite and Girl

[dovewithscales]

This is gold. @kunabee

[fluffmugger]

#This is venom isn’t it?

[taraljc]

i would like an emotional support alien parasite please

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

[meanplastic]

when people tell me to go outside when im depressed

[carlisle-the-daddy-cullen]

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

[homofied]

Anna Kendrick couldn’t even remember being in the movie. This is an amazing idea

[meeknomill]

Brown girl majik 💜

[paninimami]

I was NOT ready for her to fuck it up like that. Wow😍👏🏽. With the nails!!!