☠A Pirate's Life for Me☠

Pirate blog with a bit o' this n' that thrown in for good measure, savvy?

[riverroos-deactivated20210918]

Coraline reference! Why not right…

That is definitely not Hook’s piano BTW. I lost the reference so I made a new one.

[capnjack13]

@mrs-scarlettvonhook 😊💗

[evildisneydorks]

Messy Hades in watercolors!

[riverroos-deactivated20210918]

BEAUTIFUL

[lilygoat]

Misha.pinup.art

[muirin007]

My first Erik of the year and he looks appropriately miserable. 

Ref.

[capnjack13]

Everyone in 2020 be like

[thecollectibles]

Inktober 2020 by Gren Art

[titlecard]

“You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner… you’re in one!”

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003 | dir. Gore Verbinski.

[allisonmckenzieart]

I need to be more active here- I’m such a phantom :I

Here, some Poison Ivy fanart- by yours truly.

Source: http://skirtzzz.deviantart.com/

[allisonmckenzieart]

The Bride

[allisonmckenzieart]

San

[allisonmckenzieart]

Cara Mia! ♥

[capnjack13]

@mrs-scarlettvonhook ❤🌹❤

[allisonmckenzieart]

There’s a party at the Magic Kingdom! Let’s hit the dance floor!

Part 1

[allisonmckenzieart]

Major updates to Elsa and Sally! Totally repainted them and replaced the old ones :D

[madeleineengland]

❀ Arwen in LOTR: Return of the King

[ola-the-clown]

@thegreathookedcaptain here ya go drunk!Hook

he looks so cute and so sad

and drunk

ye

[thegreathookedcaptain]

aaaahhhh I love this so much omg

my sad drunk bby

I love this

[capnjack13]

@mrs-scarlettvonhook 💕

[thebeautyofbecoming]

[diananock]

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

[midnightruin]

I love abandoned ruins so much

[signalrun-deactivated20190312]

the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic

[shadowywinds-deactivated2020010]

AND THIS IS WHY I AM AN ARCHAEOLOGIST 

[blackness-by-your-side]

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

[cuntybearjamboree]

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[dancing-coyote]

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

[unlimitedgamesbutnogames]

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

[emeraldscholar]

rebloggan 4 links

[soulsearching-sir]

I do my best to live by these words…

[a-sweetheart-being-40-deactivat]

Wow! At some of the banned books! Insane!

[mdstroup2142]

Reblogging for those links.

[official-ginger-kid]

I’m keeping this, that’s amazing

[peridot-the-kitten]

Half of these books are on my “to read” list wh-

Good thing my mom has a tendency to just,,, go through the banned books lists and get them all to read

Librarians man

[capnjack13]

It's cuz people are pussies these days. God forbid anything should be "uncomfortable"....

[angelrecipe-deactivated20180602]

people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like

its not about how scary they are, they are/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol

can you imagine a 13 foot chicken running at you with full intent to eat you??? thats fucking terrifying holy shit

[roachpatrol]

peacocks are synonymous with vain, frivolous beauty and they will attack cars. they will attack you while you try to get to your car. they’re like six feet of useless feathers and they will destroy you. imagine if they were carnivorous and had functional spurs. 

a t-rex could look like a gay disco ball and i guarantee that you would fucking book it if it had a problem with you

[thepioden]

listen

listen

have you ever met a swan

if anything the birdier they get the scarier they are

[dreverybodyilovedies]

Australia literally fought a war against giant birds AND FUCKING LOST

[hyena-butts]

@kidwithheadphones

[arumine-kaoru]

Overheard in the student lounge:

“Oh man, I can’t deal with birds ‘cause they’re dinosaurs and sometimes it’s like they get this glint in their eyes and they remember.”

“Have you ever interacted with a goose? ‘Cause those things are dicks.”

[niamhermind]

If chickens were still the size of a T-Rex we’d all be dead. No question.

[camwyn]

Feathered creatures that give some serious lie to the idea that feathered dinosaurs ain’t scary:

This is a bearded vulture, or lammergeier. It’s four feet long and has a nine foot wingspan and it eats bones.

This is a shoebill stork. It dropped the duck without biting down shortly after the picture was taken, but if it had decided not to-

… it could have been the end of the road for that duck.

This is the last thing a fish sees before a macaroni penguin eats it.

This is a secretary bird in the act of demonstrating to Lord Voldemort that he came to the wrong neighborhood, ese.

This is a goose.

This is a vulture.

This is a cassowary on the attack. 

Be glad I couldn’t find the actual gif of a pelican swallowing a fish, because it’s freakin’ Lovecraftian in its HEADS SHOULD NOT BEND THAT WAY factor. You’ll have to settle for the idea of a feathered dinosaur suddenly going GLORP and devouring its victims whole just like this lady here.

Steven Spielberg didn’t create these. These are the feet of an emu.

And this is what happens when a swan (this one is named Asboy; his father was Mr. Asbo, the first swan in the UK to get named after an anti-social behavior order in ‘honor’ of his tendency to attack boaters) decides it doesn’t like you. I should probably note that this one attacked a cow.

Respect the feathered dinosaur, yo.

[dduane]

Terrifying. The last two illustrate why you did not fuck around with the Children of Lir.

[la-vallett1]

I suspected that a dinosaur could have been feathered after I heard that a T-Rex is the chickens’ ancestor.

[dezzoi-deactivated20240303]

For those who think dinos aren’t cool because they’re feathered…whatever, mutherfuckers.  Evolution doesn’t give two shits what you think is cool or not.

[varanusindicus]

You showed a cassowary on the attack, but forgot to show what exactly it’s attacking with. Their feet are nearly identical to the Emu’s, except for one minor, teeny tiny detail: A five-inch claw for killing motherfuckers, raptor-style.

[bonesofthepast]

This is like the “fuck birds master post” and I love it because Honestly, Fuck. Birds.

[fozmeadows]

@elodieunderglass

[sepialunaris]

They can still be small, cute, and scary as fuck. Enter the shrike.

Plus terror birds are literally post-mesozoic dinosaurs and they managed to eat horses because they are taller than a person.

If that'a believably scary, feathered non-avian dinosaurs could be too. I mean they are animals yeah but I don’t want to mess with a peafowl and I don’t wanna mess with toothed versions of them.

[capnjack13]

I just had to crop the pic of the duck, who is clearly mad as hell to have been picked up by that monstrosity.

Not that I blame them. I'm very glad Mr Shoebill there decided to put down the ducky. Perhaps now he will learn to play the saxophone?

Also, the one with the vulture and dude on the bench reminds me of this:

[bastillesburritos-blog]

“swearing isn’t very ladylike stop it”

[capnjack13]

HAHAHAHA oh Olaf!!