Captain Golden Pants

[captaingoldenpants]

Hi! I'm Captain Golden Pants. And welcome to my blog!

I am 18+.

My greatest loves in this world are Anime and History.

Featured Quote: "Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!"-Man of La Mancha

Cis Male, He/Him, Aroace (Fictosexual and Fictoromantic)

Please DNI (do not interact) with me if:

Homophobic

Racist

Sexist

Anti Christian

Anti Religious (I mean like posting anti religious stuff, not atheism)

Anti any of my fandoms

Anti Fictosexual

Anti Autistic

You make political posts often

Or if you call people retards or tell them to kill themselves often

Thanks!

My (current) main fandoms

Overlord

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Murder Drones

Pro Wrestling

My (current) top five Games

1: MGS:3 Operation Snake Eater

2: Dead Rising

3: Watch_Dogs

4: A Total War Saga: Thrones of Brittania

5: WWE '13

My (current) top five Shows

1: Overlord

2: Hazbin Hotel

3: Murder Drones

4: Helluva Boss

5: Seinfeld

My (current) top five Movies

1: Monty Pythons Life of Brian

2: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

3: Man of La Mancha

4: Zombie Land

5: John Carpenter’s The Thing

My (current) top five Books/Series

1: Overlord

2: Overlord: The Undead King Oh!

3: Hellsing

4: Tokyo ghoul

5: The Canterbury Tales

My (current) top Five Wrestlers:

1: Mike Awesome

2: Mick Foley

3: Timothy Thatcher

4: Shawn Michaels

5: Chris Jericho

Waifu: Lupusregina Beta

Comfort Characters: Lupusregina Beta, Alastor, Serial Designation J

Welcome aboard if you're chill with all this stuff! If not, then I wish your days are many and your woes are few!

[mikat-wtf]

wolf

[realbakedtoast]

*J after kidnapping some random Worker Drone*

The poor random Worker Drone: Just because you didn't get to be a good squad leader—

J: I AM A GOOD FUCKING SQUAD LEADER! I'm just stuck babysitting shit squadmates because someone won't get off her fat fucking ass, and help me!

The poor random Worker Drone: I'm not your boss!

J: Stay in character! Stay in character!

The poor random Worker Drone: I've never even met you!

J: STAY IN CHARACTER!

The poor random Worker Drone: FUCK YOU!

[niyokoh]

Hello, AO3 enjoyers~✍️💕

[mismess]

I reblog the "WEEE YIPPEE" post with a stone cold tired face

[dibbs-n-scribbs]

“WEEE YIPPEE”

[thesillyeverquestionmark]

🎀‧⁺◟꒰danganronpa girl rant layouts !꒱

feel free to use, no credits needed !

please please PLEASE send me requests PLEASE

[bittersweetsadboi]

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

[kates-woman]

//not my usual content, but this is no joke. We need to protect younger girls//

[the-best-duck-tamer]

please Reblog this

[laura-barton-shield]

//not my usual content, but this is no joke. We need to protect younger girls//

[maraudersbitchesassemble]

I don’t care that you have a theme/aesthetic for your blog. REBLOG THIS. It’s important.

[charlie-deunicorn]

⚠️!!STAY SAFE EVERYONE!!⚠️

[relaxedstyles]

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

"When are you celebrating Maid Day~su!? It's like my holiday~su!!!"

@lupublog

I’m not gonna wear a maid dress. 💢

[captaingoldenpants]

":("

[kouvixy]

How the trio is killing time between seasons

[frecklesandpoverty]

"my dear Niffty" 🥺🥹

[alastor-insanity]

Au where Alastor accidentally misses his entire season 2 arc because he didn’t go to the lounge that morning

More notes and thoughts about this comic and the making of it under the cut!

- this took 61 hours to make

-there was brief consideration of having Alastor do a more like,, normal squat with his knees up before I promptly decided that wouldnt work for both character and artistic reasons

-the stupid little stool is so short because otherwise niffty wouldnt be able to reach 💀

-his pupils being super constricted after coming out of the shadows and all the light hitting him suddenly, + seeing so much iris makes him look especially unhinged I think

-it’s so odd putting niffty into a situation where she isn’t having unhinged levels of fun so this feels ooc but I am channeling my personal concern through her

-him getting annoyed with her “I don’t have to do anything” but subtly acknowledging that the trust they have goes both ways “I’m not going to a doctor. Im coming to you” while still not genuinely able to make himself ask for help and instead turning it back onto her “can you do anything worthwhile?” And then putting pressure on by threatening to call the whole thing off after she’s thoroughly concerned and he knows it “or should I dismiss you back to the hall?”

-OH ALSO UHHH pretend niffty picked up nursing practices when she was growing up around older women during ww2. Thats how im justifying this.

-"did someone hurt you?? I'll kill them!" Hilarious thing to say to alastor of all people im sure he'll take kindly to that honey. But also you did ❤️ you did kill him. Good job <3

-niffty’s magic poof effects are meant to look a little bit like bubble bath bubbles

-“nice try though” “worth a shot” “not really” I just think that dialogue is funny

- there's a lot of expression work in this that i'm really proud of

-I like the moment between Alastor joking in response to niffty’s concern “you’re burning up” which is meant to be in regards to further confirming infection that she’s worried about but he just plays off, and the resigned silence from her before she continues being concerned for him regardless of him brushing off her feelings. I don’t think he wanted to answer her question either, but in his infection induced bleariness he promised her candor

-Alastor is really good at hiding pain, when he expects it. I think the reason he didnt react as much when vox ripped out his stitches was that he clearly saw what was coming and was like "oh ok this is going to suck" but he genuinely didnt think anything of what was about to happen and then suddenly niffty’s whole hand was inside his chest 💀

- Full torso wrap with the bandages would entail shirt removal (and even more physical contact) which is, i feel, on brand for niffty's unhingedness and simultainiously something Alastor would never be comfortable with, which is kind of what knocks him back into his own head and realizing what exactly is going on and what hes allowed to occur. And like. Wow okay hard part is over i know what i need to do now im ending this as quick as possible actually goodbye.

[cheetochild989]

THEMMMMM A:KJDFHLKGJSHFK THEMMMMMMMM YOU DRAW DEM SO GOOD LSKJDHKJGlk I LOVE DISSSS

ALASTOR LET YOURSELF BE TAKEN CARE OF I'M BEGGING YOU MAN

[pannman]

Headcanon that when Alastor gets truly close with someone he has this toxic trait where he will tell them to go away, he will insult them, he will act like he’s mad at them when they get him show emotions in front of others. And then… he’ll get mad they went away, felt hurt or decided they didn’t want to deal with him anymore because clearly he ACTUALLY meant the opposite and they should know him better and they are selfish for not being with him 24/7

Alastor bursts into readers room*

Alastor: you better have a good explanation for avoiding me

Reader: what? You asked me to leave you alone

Alastor: of course but you weren’t supposed to actually do it. You haven’t talked to me in a week

Reader: you told me not to talk to you!

Alastor: again! You should know I never meant it. And now you are hanging out with Lucifer to make me angry

Reader: YOU LITERALLY SAID GO HANG OUT WITH LUCIFER INSTEAD BECAUSE HE IS THE ONE WHO IS ACTUALLY LONELY

Alastor: but I didn’t actually expect you to!

Reader: Alastor! Do you think I can READ MINDS!?!?

[serugiuli]

I can see that happening

[maersiel]

maid & butler cafe take 2

[allastoredeer]

Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.

Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.

+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will

Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️

[muku-gc]

Fiend