CaptainShaggyPanda

Hi everyone! I'm a simple 27 year old lawyer. I love dogs, and post a lot of politics.

[azraljael]

[ripempezardexerox]

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[draconic-cuddles]

waking up on a thursday be like

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[crazy-brazilian]

I'm not even american but asfjghdasjkfhsakjgljaklfjlaksf

[greelin]

everything about this video

[crazy-brazilian]

yeah, but public transportation sucks

[gasmaskaesthetic]

The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a surge of alarm as I was convinced, for a fraction of a second, that I had somehow eaten the task I was about to start.

[clementiens]

[sudorm-rfslash]

Police vs law enforcement

[synebluetoo]

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

[synebluetoo]

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Nobody expects the tow truck guys

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[brainrockets]

Not even other tow drivers see it coming.

My brother used to tow and this is super accurate. One time I wrecked his car and he sent his buddy to get me and the car from the other tow truck company (since he'd been just a little too far away to make it to the scene) and when the other tow driver was semi threatening to not just unhook the car my brother told him, "if you don't unhook the car, my buddy is gonna tow your TRUCK and the car back to MY YARD."

He scoffed at the threat.

Then the buddy pulled up in his ENORMOUS FUCK OFF TOW TRUCK! The kind they send out to tow a broken down bus or other tow truck. And then the buddy, a string bean hillbilly with a glint of madness in his eyes popped out of the cab really excited about getting to tow the other truck with the cat and the man unhooked that car so faaaast.

[everythingfox]

Important decision

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[unicouniuni]

Uni.

[christopher575]

HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

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[foulserpent]

when i take a uquiz and stop halfway through because it sucks ass i feel like a medieval king ordering a jester executed bc he didnt amuse him enough

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[andrew-yakson]

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[libertarianblue]

[gay-jesus-probably]

Great work everybody, hit the showers

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

[theycallmedanismiles]

DISGUSTANG

[chlmera]

oh my god?

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