my internet scrapbook

20-something - internet gremlin - SALS - tagging fandom rbs so you can block individual fandoms

[traveler-in-the-world]

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[2242706]

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

[frownyalfred]

vibrating deep in my bones hearing that brenton wants to be dick again. They gotta let that beautiful sad-eyed man have another go! My fav dick casting ive ever actually seen where its reasonably possible for him to play dick (a lot of them are guys who looked like dick like, fifteen years ago). Brentons got it in him… let me see him at it….

not in batman 2 tho batman 2 has to be the 8-14 year old ever i need it so bad lets force battinson to experience the anger and whimsy of a deranged child

[xxcosmicaura]

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

[makingimages]

[lovergirl-latte]

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

[gaynehollander]

One time when the Cens are on a string of away games Ilya looks out the plane window and, out of nowhere asks, “what do you think clouds taste like?” Shane had been deep in strategy mode so he hmms a little before answering, “I mean they’re just water, except it’s like condensed and they would be way too cold to consume.” Ilya nods sagely before saying, “so, like slushy.”

[gaynehollander]

One time, after that, they're at the cottage, sitting at the lake, watching the sunset paint the sky a brilliant crimson. Shane's head is resting on Ilya's shoulder and he's thinking of everything they've been through and how lucky he is that it all led them here. How grateful he is that he gets to share his life with Ilya. He looks up at his husband who looks similarly pensive and asks him what he's thinking, feeling tender and so deeply in love, and Ilya says "these clouds are cherry flavour."

[yaoiblackmold]

Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because

[heymacy]

insp. by this post by @wine-dark-sky

[academicblorbo]

While I love this with all my heart, have we considered that this was probably the only shirt with sleeves he brought with him

[galecstatic]

this picture keeps getting funnier i can't breathe

[tentacleteapot]

this could be the snart of something big

[rhodabotics]

this could be the snort of something pig

[charlielovesbuffy]

I fully believe, to the depths of my soul, that if one of the Metros said “I bet Rozanov has a tiny dick”, Shane “maybe he’s sick” “he’s not” Hollander would instantly say “he doesn’t” and then walk into the ocean

[corvidkiid]

tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now

[screenshotsofdespair]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we are fucked

[jame7t]

No hope

[blue-green-memes]

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[shabbytigers]

hi this tag perfectly encapsulates the FML coefficient of my life as a non-german speaker living in germany and i’m going to frame it

[triangular-doggo]

ⓘ Im anerkannten Kurort Bad Schnitzel ist das Betreiben öffentlicher Bordelle nicht gestattet.

ⓘ In the officially recognized spa town of Bad Schnitzel, the operation of public brothels is not permitted.