my internet scrapbook

20-something - internet gremlin - SALS - tagging fandom rbs so you can block individual fandoms

[dramaticalcorgi]

uh, you cant sit with us

actually MEGAN i cant sit anywhere. i have

[spnbrainrot]

[niidsch]

Animal Crossing: Wild World (おいでよどうぶつの森) ✰ 2005

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[boitterfly]

ilya entering that hospital room sick to his stomach teeth ground to dust spirit crushed under the weight of their circumstances prepared to have an extremely difficult conversation and shane immediately hitting him with this

[hudsonswilliams]

hudson williams + glasses (1/2)

[ultrafacts]

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[mcnerds]

That is the single most 90s thing I have ever read.

[ultrafacts]

Source:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/2150432.stm

[belades]

Out of this entire page why is THAT the only thing you underlined.

[totallychaoticfire]

Visit Original Link

[edinburgh-by-the-sea]

Scottish summer dreams

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

what are many or several of you on about.

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[setheverman]

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

[youngbloodthekilljoy]

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

[cheese-greater-official]

This,,, this is the original??

[allofthecaffeine]

I am in the presence of a masterpiece

[threecheersforemocore]

i am somehow completely unsurprised that seth everman started “me, an intellectual”

[jaredwormsboyslizardsquad]

he called himself out on it so like, mad respect bro but also never apologize for starting a hellish revolution

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[butchbuckys]

i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own. 

[1percentcharge]

If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point

[diskette]

Ma’am what do you want them to do murdwr the actors???

[diskette]

Ohhhh I forgot about practical effects

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

[consumer-of-books]

Shane Hollander is a jock, Shane Hollander does not wear anything but athletic wear, Shane Hollander does not have a skincare routine.

Shane Hollander routinely uses sunscreen(for safety against skin cancer) and washes his face with a sensitive skin friendly soap in the shower. He uses the same bar for his entire body.

Beyond that his smooth skin is entirely coincidental. Ilya is very jealous of this. Ilya wears hair products, styles himself meticulously and has tried multiple skincare routines. None of which are giving him the supple skin he desires.

The first time Ilya goes to Shane's real apartment and not the sex condo he is outraged by the number of unused samples of skincare products, mostly because these brands are choosing to work with Shane when he knows for a fact that Shane does nothing to properly take care of his skin.

Shane's bathroom sink is barren.

Shane *enters Ilya's bathroom*: why do you have so much clutter in here

Ilya *outraged*: is not clutter Hollander we did not all climb out of womb and become world's prettiest man by accident

Shane *having no filter*: why do you bother with it if it doesn't work?

Ilya: 😭

[the-haiku-bot]

Shane *enters Ilya’s

bathroom*: why do you have so

much clutter in here

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."