it's a cold and it's a broken waluigi

oh fug

[despazito]

new plan: find a really good fursuit maker and you can avoid rent forever

[dreamingdeadly]

sometimes responding to media you like is articulate and sometimes it is microwave noises and static fizz

[dreamingdeadly]

yeahh this is what prompted me to make this post

[galetops]

in tears over this

[catchymemes]

[mxargent]

Also I can make a less insanely boring persona for myself if i’m not stuck with my real name and identity

[jackdaw-kraai]

Has no one heard of stage names anymore this day and age? Or pen names? Not using your real name even in indisputably professional settings is nothing new or scandalous

[spacesapphist]

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

[hogmilked]

[5t4r5cr34m-ah3g40-h00d13]

[guerrillatech]

[keitrinkomfloukru]

I remember when I saw Office Space the first time, this movie where the whole theme is that office work sucks, but the main characters show up for work and then immediately just fuck off to a restaurant for at least an hour and my jaw just sagged. They’re on the clock and they’re half a mile from work hanging out and shooting the shit and hitting on a waitress...? how are they not getting fired?

[that-banhus]

I’ve done both, and the whiplash of going from a job where I got called in for a chat with my boss for calling in sick ONE(1) day during the entire time i worked there, where I was still visibly sniffly during the chat, just so they were sure I knew they’d catch me for faking sick, and having daily numerical targets to meet and little graphs of my hour by hour performance, to a PhD where my supervisor goes “hey Bones what are you doing these days send me words” every, oh, 2-3 months is fucking wild.

Low wage workers are a) CRIMINALLY underpaid, and b) it was utterly humiliating and degrading to be treated like that as an adult. I’d never given them any reason not to trust me, and was frequently commended by my immediate supervisor, but company policy was that we be treated like we couldn’t be trusted an inch regardless.

[winemom-culture]

[determinate-negation]

how are all these twitter fascists convincing themselves that AOC runs a burner account called “zazasmoka” with an anime icon

[determinate-negation]

[pissvortex]

[only-tiktoks]

[soulsborne-pilled]

being a fan of media that requires critical thinking skills and cant just be broken down into "this one bad this one good" is so hard like can you imagine the fucking takes im seeing

[flowergrenades]

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

[dankxsinatra]

Elephants have learned highway robbery

[manicpixiedreamchad-deactivated]

the elephant literally going pogchamp everytime she pulls it off is so fucking funny, you go girl!

[baander]

toll road

[aurielledawn]

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[depsidase]

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble