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[staff]

we fucked up

[minotaur470]

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[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

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[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is the drama happening in my town right now.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#arent they supposed to. yk. show the damage?#a la 'look!! someone messed up our sculpture!!>:('#blue blob looks neat but i have No idea whats happened to it

The damage is the two spots on its face where the powder coating has peeled away when somebody ripped the woman's googly eyes off.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#those look small enough to be covered by new larger googly eyes#just saying

[hempseeeeds]

They can avoid further "vandalism" of this specific Kind, by OFFICIALLY modifying it with more permanent eyes. I don't know If the reason for NOT doing that is to preserve the defining featurelessness of the original Art, or because they don't want to create precedent for adopting modifications, which might lead to eventually being expected to give it genitals...?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sticking a dildo to it was the first thing anyone did

[mirronx]

That kind of looks like Connecticut Clark.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I was kind of ambivalent if baffled by the blue blob but now that you've pointed this out I hate it

[dabblingreturns]

Yeah, when I saw the belly up pic with the blue blob, I assumed that someone had given him a penis. But he seams like the kind of statue that people should be allowed to dress up or add temporary modifications too.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

People have, I think they're clamping down on this because of the physical damage to the statue. They just installed the thing and have to repaint it already.

Many of the townsfolk are pointing out that if you can accidentally peel off the powder coat via googly eyes then it was probably painted really badly in the first place.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#you shouldn't build a blue featureless blob in a populated area if you want it to remain featureless

[ntrider]

I don't relate to bus users in this app either because all of you check the bus' status in your phone or something that's now how you do it. you're supposed to ask people on the street if your bus was here recently and if they say "yeah quite recently" you go "FUCK!" and sit back down

[friendshapedhole]

The drone strikes in the Caribbean are some of the most despicable acts of the second Trump Administration. Just murdering people at random in international waters purely for domestic propaganda value. 100 million hooting swine in this country will guffaw and clap like seals for any and all dead brown people. They know the people in those boats might even just be fishermen or migrants, it makes it even better in their eyes, for the government to be so “tough” that they don’t even bother with distinctions.

[averyterrible]

[seongpinkhwa]

never thought i’d be saying this as a nepali person but the rest of the world has a lot to learn from nepal when it comes to revolution lol

[seongpinkhwa]

young people literally spent two days showing the full force of their wrath against a horrific, corrupt system run by politicians that embezzled away every single cent of citizen money. they protested, and when the cops turned to violence, they did too. many of the biggest and most corrupt politicians (including the prime minister) were forced to resign, had their houses swarmed by crowds of furious people, were beat within an inch of their lives, and had their money thrown out onto the streets.

real, actual change is on the way in a country plagued by exploitation and poverty and corruption for DECADES because the population rallied together behind the sheer force of the young population and their anger - so much so that it’s being called the gen z revolution. THIS is how revolutions come about when every attempt to use peaceful means is met with bullets and suppression and social media bans in an effort to shut people up. and i think the west has a lot to learn about what true revolution and true progression is, because the way that our political discourse is so weak and watered down and pushed to be ‘friendly’ and ‘understanding’ is so pathetic at times. THERE IS NO NEGOTIATING WITH YOUR OPPRESSORS.

[seongpinkhwa]

'all forms of political violence is bad' read it and weep losers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

love those few rare moments when a character's showing cleavage...but you can tell from context it's not a performing-femininity-for-the-male-gaze type thing, just one of those natural tits out/bits out human moments we all get sometimes when no one's watching

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[yurimartyr]

wait this is like 100 notes i thought it was like 100k

[yurimartyr]

GIRLLL IN 3 MINUTES THE NOTE COUNT DOUBLED THIS IS SCARY.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

if there's one thing this website loves it's watching someone shoot themself in the dick

[dragongirlbunny]

facist: personally, i think degenerates and minorities should be put in camps

leftist: what the fuck is wrong with you, that's evil

liberals: wow, calling people evil and using cuss words just because they shared their opinion is uncalled for, we should try to #compromise and only send SOME minorities to camps. the real problem here is leftists' inability to accept other peoples' views smh.

[coldbrewpup]

angelgirl who greets you with a "halo! 👋"

[lepus-ad-astra]

Angelgirl who says wingever when it’s irritated with you

[teathattast]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

Who brought back this ancient rune of a text post

[auckie]

[hungwy]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I swear I’ve got some kind of face that makes people weirdly hostile towards me even when they’re perfectly civil towards other visibly queer people

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tried to get my oil changed this morning and the lady was like um what do you want. we don’t do drop offs. sorry. never. no appointments either. you’re gonna have to sit here waiting for hours we’re first come first serve. no we’re not open weekends.

and as soon as I got to work (I am just doing morning shifts now thank god) my boss was like what? I leave my car there for drop off appointments all the time lmfao

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

A thing about parenting is that there are a lot of behaviors that you want to encourage your future adult to have that are SO HARD TO HANDLE in children.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

He HAS whatever body autonomy I can grant but I really need to marshal some arguments about not letting other children cut his hair while he’s IN class.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

OK ok OK ok ONE like we can do whatever we want with our bodies as long as it’s safe but there’s a time and place like for example we only do flips on grass, in houses, or on gym mats. Being naked is also a behavior for specific circumstances like inside a house or swimming in the woods! Hair cutting is like flips or taking off all your clothes!

Two it creates a mess and is really itchy, so we have to plan to do it somewhere where we can clean it up easily and take a bath afterwards and Not! In! Your! Kindergarten! Art! Class!

Three other kids might see how much fun you’re having getting your hair cut and also cut their hair and then be sad about how their hair looks. I know YOU don’t mind (and apparently Malachi is some kind of genius kindergartner barber??) but they might mind how they look, you have to set an example.

Four the teachers get to set the rules for the classroom and if you break those rules then you don’t fill out your sticker chart. I’m pretty sure hair cutting — even consensual hair cutting — breaks a rule. You can check. Ask a hypothetical question. Don’t tell them you’ve been doing this for weeks, they might get upset.

[polyhexian]

I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....

[polyhexian]

How do I eat her

[polyhexian]