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@carhornbeep
While it's on my mind, here's the scene from the English dub of the Digimon Movie that, for whatever reason, someone made the decision to use One Week by Barenaked Ladies for the opening
and were absolute geniuses for it
What you need to understand is that the soundtrack for the digimon movie dub fucking RIPS
I want to thank everyone so much for the support on my timeskip bachelorette art!!! Glad you were all excited to see the boys. Hopefully I didn’t keep you all waiting too long and hopefully I did them justice! Here they are! (and Krobus)
generally i make fun of the orlesian version of an organisation more than any other but i’ve got to admit there’s no bitch as useless as a kinloch hold templar
lying awake at night thinking abt how jowan escaped. jowan. one singular blood mage apprentice. who was jowan. he was in the middle of the tower. the whole thing was planned by the templars. they knew he was coming. they caught him. in the middle of the circle. and then he. and then he just. how can i even say this without laughing. how did he get across the fucking lake
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i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it
hey what the fuck
Hey i’m looking at the wikipedia page and
WOW
dark science beyond belief
i don’t know how many people know this but clearly not everyone reads up on easter eggs like it’s a goddamn profession so
the citadel council in mass effect is shaped like a reaper (or like a leviathan)
and the citadel is located in the serpent nebula which looks like this
one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math
some of my favorite tags on this post
Don’t forget that Frodo also speaks Sindarin, which makes this even worse.
Faramir: Hey, don’t go up the Spider Stairs.
Frodo: Why? What’s up the Spider Stairs?
Faramir: We don’t know, Frodo. We just don’t know.
what movie did you have on loop as a kid
ponyo (this is for me)
the lion king
aladdin
cars
a movie that was definitely too mature for you
star wars
any superhero movie
matilda
an old disney princess movie (snow white, cinderella, etc
something else (say in tags)
have you extensively worked customer service/retail hell/restaurant hell
yes I have worked with The Public(TM)
no
Kinda curious on this, please vote and reblog etc
Inqusitingshepards> carhornbeep
Since I'm kinda sorta back but not so bioware focused I figured a name refresh was in order
I currently have 62 tabs open.
Tell me what's your tab range
1-10 - you are normal
11-20 - you're probably a High School student
21-30 - you're probably an avid reader
31-40 - you open tabs to remind yourself not to forget something
41-50 - you have a habit of accumulating tabs until you delete them all at once
51-60 - you're probably a College student
61-70 -you swear you'll get to those tabs soon but why not add a few more
71-80 - you've forgotten why they're open & can't close it in case you need it
81-90 - you've never closed a tab in your life, ever.
Show me the results because if someone has more than 90 I think they need help
The thrilling sequel
This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using useless and non-personal data points?
dragon age. man. alistair comes in swinging, dude.
he's all wit, all earnestness. he's a warrior and he hasn't had an easy life, but despite some layers of irony, he's incredibly frank with his emotions. that is totally not what i expected from an older game. he grieves freely and he loves profusely. he's a hero in a very typical mode but he also isn't. he's not macho or drawn toward leadership. his strength resides in both staunchness of principle and in an open-mindedness that lets him look upon a stricken world to find good and beauty in it
this is a dude who chose to save that world when he could have just walked away! it's a simple bravery that has been continually renewed in many stories, but it's the sensitivity with which his character is treated that elevates him. there's a brightness to him that stares the isolated, desolate tone of origins in the eye and works with it to make the whole experience that much more nuanced
i've been trying to think of reasons he's so compelling besides "well he's a good guy" and you know what, he is. he's pretty swell
BAGEL SHOWDOWN.
plain bagel
bagel with cream cheese
bagel with butter
lox bagel
bagel with fruit
crazy style bagel (let me know in the comments)
Flemeth's glowup will still always be so fucking funny to me like. Waiting for my cringefail daughter to leave with the virgin wardens so i can serve up cunt
Actually the worst thing in the world is alphabetical lists that put titles begining with “The” under the “T” section
…ESPECIALLY IN COOKBOOKS.
On the other hand, here’s the index from Far Side cartoon collection Weiner Dog Art by the immortal Gary Larson:
