ᴅʀᴏᴘ ᴛʜᴇ sɪᴄᴋ ｂｅａｔｓ

♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ Your name is REILIA CANTUS and you're currently the hottest DJ in town. Just gotta keep the fact you're a LOWBLOOD on the down-low... ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬

[carnivorouspsychogenic]

Officially all moved into my dorm room! :3

[creztas-deactivated20180617]

I guess tumblr really doesn’t care if it isn’t about the US

There’s a migration crisis going on right now in Europe, about 350.000 people from Syria, Afghanistan, etc have come to Europe through rubber boats (which aren’t safe at all) because there is war going on in their countries. About two thousand people have already died at sea. The governments all over Europe don’t know what to do and are basically fighting about who gets more refugees and who doesn’t. These people, they need help. They are camping at the borders (Calais - between France and the UK and Greece p.ex.) and they need help - clothes, food, everything that’s useful they need it, and most importantly, they need a new home.

Here are some websites to raise donations:

Donate to help the children of Syria - Unicef 

Aylan Kurdi

Child Refugee Crisis 

If You Want to Volunteer to Help 

Refugee Council 

Donate to Save the Children 

Médecins Sans Frontieres

[thelonnybreauxcollection]

is there a limit to how many comments will show on the posts now? cos the comment chain seems to go straight down from the original posts instead of kind of to the side not to mention each individual comment takes up way more space than they used to. are we gonna end up with posts with a billion comment we have to scroll past..

[no]

lets find out. Everyone comment on this

[jovan]

hey

[evaunit08]

I’m watching chopped

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

poopey butt clan

[punkdbygod-deactivated20160117]

it was really hot and humid today but i feel like everyone complained about it more than was really warranted

[luxio]

let me know when there is an unironic “spread this like wildfire” comment

[sugarfreekissu]

i’m in class rn and this update is fucking ugh

[hellsmonkey-deactivated20150921]

WHEN WILL THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH FIND ME

[nobyrag-deactivated20160805]

lmaooooooo this update is awful

[birthbyfantasy]

Luckily they didn’t update it for me yet. Let’s see how long they take.

[naruhodou-kun]

K I L L M E

[rule-63]

Memes But With Puppies

[cherrycookies]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[mettamaxie]

this update is the visual version of the word “yikes”

[shnutzer-deactivated20181217]

save the bees

[mew-ichigo]

i’m tired

[foilflingza]

why me

[ranbouya-deactivated20171011]

anyone know a good graphics maker i need a signature for my posts

[rubybelladonna]

motherfucking jesse eisenburg jesus christ fuck dude

[dkjsgidokfsasfgdsf-deactivated2]

welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!

[cxptaincaboose]

wolf children is about a lady having a relationship with a furry

[astro-b-o-y-d]

In Octodad, how did the lady have kids with an octopus? And how are the kids 100% human? These questions need to be answered.

[in-sufficientdata]

Considering the trend of bestiality romance novels going on neither of these things surprises me

[restartandrefresh]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

[starspaceace]

tumblr is a 100% funcational website

[cockbiteproductions]

Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG

[0range-idol]

What if your legs didn’t know they were legs

[writinngblog-deactivated2019072]

I can’t leave this site for a few days without some new update happening can I?

[theabominablebride-deactivated2]

Marlon Brando was bisexual. Bupita happened. I have a cat named after River Phoenix. Johnlock is canon. I’m a lesbian. Mexican food is the best.

[caitlin-needs-a-scotchka-deacti]

Johnlock is canon. Tumblr hates all of us. It’s pumpkin spice everything season.

[newtkins]

johnlock

[loungemermaid]

I hate everything about this blue hellsite

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

DLC culture is stupid. Why are you selling me an incomplete broken game and then expecting me to buy the rest of the game months down the line. And the DLC are just as fucking broken (COUGH AWAKENING COUGH) Fuck DLCs JUST FINISH THE GAME AND PUT THEM IN THE GAME.

[forbiddenseason]

hear it hurgling

[queersnakes]

this post is a mess and so am i

[shinylitleo]

…Join Aqua

[queenofthebuckets]

I hate this

[miss-jerk]

if you could change ur fate… WOULD YA???

[cabbagecrunt]

who needs fate when you have JOHN CENA

[mlmdavesprite-deactivated201706]

garnet amethyst and pearl and gun

[mallownose]

Guys, who wants to become mole person with me????

[budew]

i wil ljoin the molepoclope

[weiy1ng]

i can’t believe an actual real living girl just tried to hit on me its a dream come true

[everythingscomingupexplodey]

genghis dong

[coofwip]

Pepe is the rarest gem of them all

[kasenova]

[carnivorouspsychogenic]

@the person who posted about awakening earlier: i feel you on an emotional level. 

Still loved it though

[sete-estrelo]

Patty Stonefish, of Arming Sisters, asked me to create flyers for the #WeWontForgetMMIW*, a campaign that brings a timeless ritualized gesture into today’s social media. I have had the privilege of working with her for almost two years now and her commitment to the rights of indigenous North American women is a permanent source of inspiration.

**Murdered and Missing Indigenous Women

[madness-and-gods]

Yes kids, it’s easy.

[curiouslyhigh]

yeah but just imagine an imp or lesser demon who takes pity on a young girl whose life was totally fucked over by overzealous parents, and who was alone because nobody wanted to befriend her.

imagine the demon seeing her crying alone while he’s possessing, like, a neighbor or something, and shambling up in the stiffly-working meat suit and sitting down and asking her what’s wrong. Imagine the little girl being afraid for a moment because people don’t usually walk like that, or talk to her, or ask her what’s wrong, before she just unleashes and lets the floodgates open. The demon is so stricken with grief for this little girl that once he gets over with his possession, he goes in his true form to her and plays whatever game she wants him to play.

Imagine that she’s finally happy and that the demon must go and so while she’s bidding a tearful farewell, the demon teaches her to summon him.

Imagine a little girl with her best friend, the lesser demon.

[karnythia]

Now imagine her summoning him again and again through her life. To hang out. To get advice. Whatever. And one day when she summons him she’s crying. Because something bad happened. She won’t tell him what. She just wants his help to make sure nothing like that can ever happen again. She wants to be strong. He can help her with that so he does. Then she uses that power to become a superhero & he has to explain to higher level demons why she can wield brimstone but hasn’t sold her soul.

[beforeiletbro-deactivated202105]

i really love tumblr sometimes because y’all make something that’s meant to be shitty and awful and horrible such as a demon and turn it into the most humanizing and empathizing piece of shit in the cutest possible way

[bewbin]

Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

[previously-thefallenecho-deacti]

New X-KIT EXTENSION has fixed the latest Tumblr Update! You can install it on Firefox or Chrome! REBLOG TO SAVE THE ROLEPLAY COMMUNITY!

[dashbackapp]

Welcome to DashBack.

DashBack is the user style, running through the browser extension Stylish, that can fix any of the stupid, insignificant Tumblr updates that the staff throws at you. It’s simple, compact, and always updating.

Click here to install DashBack, and make sure to follow this blog to stay in the loop on all future updates and features.

[rpnow]

RPNow.net is live!

Basically, you just go to the website, enter the title you want for your roleplay, and send the resulting link to your friends! It’s the fastest way imaginable to begin your next roleplaying adventure.

Also:

Free!

No signup process!

Works on phones too!

RPs don’t disappear after you close the page; you can go back to the link and the whole thing will still be there

Download a text copy of the story at any time

Go check it out!

[thessalian]

Ooooooooooooh.

[valueyourwahls-deactivated20190]

unexpected-imperial-inquisition

[starcunning]

forever-afk / shirexia / baenling: a cherubplay replacement?

[azshara]

oh this looks super neat what the frick

[for-peace-war]

This may be good for social functions instead of using roll 20?

[azriah]

whoa

[carnivorouspsychogenic]

apolloablaze:

==> Ooh. Pity.  = no, i’ve ha|> just about enough of my fair share of excitement in my absence. = = i’m referring to the state of things upon my return. =  = just as i left them, rea|>y to be picke|> up where they were left off. =

= it’s almost as if nobo|>y |>ares to move a muscle unless i instruct them to. =  =  ==> Look them up and down briefly, just once.   = but you seem like a very important, noteworthy in|>ivi|>ual that hol|>s the sole authority over all things entertaining. i’m sure your ju|>gement is entirely relevant an|> valuable. =  

We//, you are more perceptive than you /ook, aren’t you? 

> You don’t bother hiding the sneer in your voice. 

As it stands, I do hold authority over quite a few rather... entertaining resources, though perhaps you are a /itt/e too.. young to understand. Of course, I don’t expect a chi/d to understand the workings of a professiona/.

> You smile kindly.

You’// get there eventua//y, I’m sure. 

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

For rpers: reblog if you are 18+

[carnivorouspsychogenic]

apolloablaze:

= well it’s goo|> to see that everything is just as |>reary, miserable an|> overcast as i left it. =  = there isn’t a single star in the sky, i |>on’t see how people complain about evenings like this. =

It’s tru/y exact/y as you /eft it then? Not a sing/e exciting or dramatic event?

My apo/ogies, my dear; that sounds utter/y dreadfu//. I simp/y can’t fathom an existence so boring.

[allbirbs-blog]

[anatoref]

[carnivorouspsychogenic]

shoomlah:

hylianjean:

anatoref:

Light and Shading Tutorial

This breaks it down a bit more toward the level I need

good tutorials are few and far between ( a lot of artists seem to get caught up in the superficial trappings of portraiture rather than the nitty gritty fundamentals), but these breakdowns by Bryan Lee are just fantastic.  Super applicable tips and tricks, no matter your personal technique/approach.

[carnivorouspsychogenic]

The Signs as Queens...

Aries: The Queen of Videogames

Taurus: The Queen of Alcohol

Gemini: The Queen of Skeletons

Cancer: The Queen of Parties

Leo: The Queen of Corgis

Virgo: The Queen of Flirting

Libra: The Queen of Being Allergic to Everything

Scorpio: The Queen of Glitter

Sagittarius: The Queen of Rock Music

Capricorn: The Queen of Galaxies

Aquarius: The Queen of Glow in the Dark Clothing

Pisces: The Queen of Vintage Fashion Trends

[carnivorouspsychogenic]

idk why but I really like Reilia’s DJ outfit lineless..

this is it if you wanna see it

[torviin]

[carnivorouspsychogenic]

crowtez:

DONATION COMMISSIONS FOR TUMBLR USER speedoweedo

Though I won’t be offering any other variety of commission, everything will be the quality that you see above. Extra pricing will depend on complexity or whether you include additional characters, same as usual.

These are officially donation commissions. The price will  be lowered a lot in comparison to usual to make it more affordable for people who want art.

Those who don’t know about the situation, read here to get updated on what’s going on. Please take this seriously. Even if you can’t commission me at the pricing, at least reblog this to spread it around for people who are willing to pay to help out.

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5-10 USD for one fully colored, fully shaded sketch commission

(+2 USD for complex designs/complex situations {ex: using props,etc}, +3 USD for additional characters)

Payments must be paid through paypal. Ask me for my email if you want to commission me please! Anon will be turned on for those who have questions as well.

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Things I will draw: Humans, Fan characters, Feral characters, Anthro, Robotic characters (mech,etc), Nudity, Minor gore

Things I won’t draw: Explicit nsfw, Explicit gore, Nonconsentual situations, Fetish art

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Examples here:

Example 1, Example 2, Example 3, Example 4, Example 5, Example 6