[cholvoq]

weight of the world.

[c0ckonfettii]

listen-

[seiishindraws]

love them dearly <3

[sharkfiinn]

[hollowboobtheory]

when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[everlasting-flight]

He has been waiting all his life for this delicious moment

[the-replicator]

STOP

[normal-horoscopes]

[normal-horoscopes]

[normal-horoscopes]

I actually poured ash on my floor for this

[comradesaucegay]

when the cgi for your $200 million dollar budget movie looks worse than the annoying orange

[memecucker]

Ngl that’s gotta be one of the weirder misreadings of a song I’ve found

[fipindustries]

Ah yes this guy

Wrote a song about conservative values

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

seeing fanart of breaking bad characters hanging out is funny and i love it but it’s also insane in retrospect because i can’t think of any piece of media where every character hates each other so fucking much. like nobody in that show likes each other at all

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

breaking bad show:

walter white ruins everyone’s life around him in the most evil ways possible for basically no reason other than personal gain and dies a sad miserable lonely death and nobody mourns

breaking bad fanart:

jesse we have to take saul to mcdonalds

[yekkes]

I've seen this story several times and it's still funny every single time

[yekkes]

[robomartyr]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

LMAO

[nitewrighter]

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

[chadchadington-deactivated20240]

[rogha]

the truth about old CGI is better than new CGI is 

a) it’s Always easier to make a weird looking guy than a mostly regular guy 

b) also it doesn’t matter how much more advanced the tools of the CGI trade are if we’re treating artists like shit and not giving them enough time and resources to work properly

[the-haiku-bot]

the truth about old

CGI is better than

new CGI is

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tsunderrated]

[triangleguy]

my school librarys copy of dracula has bite marks on it???

[triangleguy]

[jaubaius]

Good thing I stayed till the end

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[anarcho-gamerist]

FUCK