[coughloop]

[koukorndog-deactivated20260108]

kms

[disgustinggf]

[despazito]

It's important to read to your kids but not too much lest they start saying words like "perchance" and "undoubtedly"

[evilvillain123456789]

yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tumblr post)

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[adz]

i’m crying this is the deadest plant i’ve ever seen

[aflo]

my pet banana peel

[jenovacomplete]

what the actual fuck

[krghost]

[slimetony]

vote on my new bank password

GirlfriendNameHere!1234567890

EveryWordIsCapitalized1000

!dietbottledwater1999

888nomoneyinhere888

Voting ended onSep 23, 2023

[slimetony]

Can whoever wired all my money to the cayman islands please send that back

[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

Just remembered how my old boss used to say “allied forces” any time dragon flys showed up when we were out working in mosquito infested swamps

[alpine-hoplite]

[beemovieerotica]

just told a french person what spray cheese was and it feels like a hate crime

[beemovieerotica]

reblog to frighten a european

[sacred-portal]

[unclefather]

[blujayonthewing]

they're not even his teeth

[forestslut]

[pointnclick]

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

[plum-soup]

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

[pointnclick]

I killed the dasher

[softwaring]

[akashicrecord]

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

[jestergirlbosom]

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day