It's Not Gay If Its On The 🌚Moon🌚

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[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

What crypt do they keep digging these motherfuckers out of

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[what-even-is-thiss]

Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny.

Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot of pores on your dad’s face. You have no idea what a hand is. Don’t worry about the pores for now. Just figure out, in general, what a hand is and then maybe we”ll pump it up to high res.”

[fivemanwaltz]

I only got a decade or so of hi-res life before my eyes were like "actually thats enough, pack it in"

[kalofi]

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

[somethinginthestatic]

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

[rosegardenofeden]

Removing my garlic bread from the oven with tongs like a blacksmith forging a legendary sword

[aimchatroom]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[gamecubist]

obsessed with this interaction

[eufonius]

[screenshotsofdespair]

The answer was pretzels all along

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Thanks pretzel witch

[garbage-empress]

I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they're covering it up because it's extremely funny

[only-tiktoks]

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

[brucebocchi]

[peridotite]

i made dino empanadas :]

[peridotite]

update: they came out very good

[peridotite]

someone made fanart im fucking crying

https://twitter.com/FiresealArt/status/1463656789849763844?s=20

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

[bowling-with-skulls]

[larnax]

[ image id:

a screenshot of a reblog by @/mossunion reading:

“you can tell the average age of this site has been steadily increasing because posts like this wouldn’t get this many notes in 2017″

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[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Cry me a fucking river

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[anxietyproblem]