Have you ever listened to a song parody that permanently affected how you listen to the original?
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Cosimo Galluzzi

shark vs the universe

Love Begins
Monterey Bay Aquarium

tannertan36
RMH
Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

★

pixel skylines
🪼
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
sheepfilms

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Product Placement
Peter Solarz

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@caseum
Have you ever listened to a song parody that permanently affected how you listen to the original?
Have you ever listened to a song parody that permanently affected how you listen to the original?
Yes
No
Ok look. I’m an Elder Millennial and I know we have our quirks but I honestly want to know something.
What is your favorite stove burner and why is it the front right one?
Because it’s the closest to the sink
I have no idea why, it’s just the best one
It’s not, it’s the front left
I’m a heathen and my favorite is the back right
I’m weird and it’s the back left
I’m bougie and have a middle burner and that’s my favorite
Why do you care?
I don’t have a favorite?
Other, and I’ve put it in the tags
I have a theory about gen z and millennials, so please help me out with this poll.
Did you have chicken pox?
I'm an elder millennial (1981-1989) and I got chicken pox
I'm an elder millennial (1981-1989) and I did not get chicken pox
I'm an elder millennial (1981-1989) and I did not get chicken pox. VACCINATED.
I'm a younger millennial (1990-1996) and I got chicken pox
I'm a younger millennial (1990-1996) and I did not get chicken pox
I'm a younger millennial (1990-1996) and I did not get chicken pox. VACCINATED.
I'm gen z (1997-2012) and I did get chicken pox
I'm gen z (1997-2012) and I did not get chicken pox
I'm gen z (1997-2012) and I did not get chicken pox. I am VACCINATED.
I'm bald/I'm gen alpha (you are too young for this site)/I'm gen x/boomer/etc.
Please make sure to vote as to whether you got vaccinated as a child or not, if you did not get chicken pox. Take care, spread this around, and vaccinate your fucking kids. Poll is not exclusive to any country. Vote no matter where you're from.
Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.
I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.
What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?
I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’
But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]
[camera zooms in on glasses]
[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”
This should win an Oscar
I need to run a survey really quick. This isn't serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it'll skew the results.
Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.
Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:
Generated a random animal species: A goat, armadillo, orangutan, porpoise, cheetah... Nearly 200 different animals!
(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)
With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)
How do you feel about this, in general?
Good! I like this animal.
Okay. I'm not thrilled but not disappointed.
Meh. Not the worst.
Not great. I'm pretty disappointed.
Horrible. This is my worst nightmare.
It's complicated./I'm conflicted.
How often would you turn into this animal?
Pretty often, just for fun.
Pretty often, for a specific task.
Sometimes, just for fun.
Sometimes, to do something a human cannot.
Rarely, but still for fun.
Rarely, only if I absolutely need to.
How open would you be about what animal you are?
I'd tell anyone and everyone!
I'd tell my friends and family.
I'd tell my closer friends and family.
I'd try to keep it mostly secret.
I'd prefer not to tell anyone, ever.
Would you want to get to know other people who also transform into the same/similar animal?
Yeah! I'd join a subreddit or a club for sure!
Probably. I'd like to know what makes us similar.
Eh, only if it comes up in conversation naturally.
Not really. I don't think it'd connect us in any way.
No. It's not a good metric for friendship.
IG : @emperorofmischief
IG : @emperorofmischief
does your car/your family's car have a name
yes (what is it)
no
neither I nor my family have a car
good morning to this shark and this shark only
Hi cutie oldmanpusspuss
trinity
An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.
He was accurate to the minute.
Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew
Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight
John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.
In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.
Nationality: pussy
this is the funniest fucking medical report i’ve ever seen, like yeah nationality: pussy but also the 69’s?? “cattish”??? “he does alright”???
Imagine you get the info card by itself
"has red blood"
"Genitourinary system: smells"
"Religion : Catholic"
There was a pool 🏊♂️ for skeletens 💀 only.
Favorite Lines To Quote: Jurassic Park (1993)