caseywond3r

|| they/them (fae/faer + it/its if ur not a little bitch) || schrödinger's fag || the al capone of sinning || COMMISSIONS OPEN ||

[caseywond3r]

COMMISSIONS

$1.50 / 100 words (SFW)

$2 / 100 words (NSFW)

Must be at least 1000 words

(more info under cut)

NEW: SONGS!!!!

$25 / minute for basic recording + lyrics with chords

$50 / minute for fully edited recording + lyrics with chords

Songs can be based on a storyline, moodboard, suggested like, or even just a theme.

Willing to write OC or fandom!

Fandoms (Open to others! If you have a request, just DM me and I'll let you know if I'm familiar with it):

Supernatural

Heated Rivalry

The Summer Hikaru Died

Bands (if its anything emo/punk/whatever from like 2000-2015, I probably know them)

Lucifer

Open to sensitive topics (i.e. s/h, s/a) handled in a responsible/non-glorified way

Open to kink. Only hard limits off the top of my head are scat and gore but I reserve the right to refuse any request if it makes me uncomfortable/I don't think that I could write it well.

Will not write anything that puts a minor, fictional character or otherwise, in a sexual position.

DMs are open! Feel free to use my askbox if you have any follow-up questions :))

[shrekhollander]

Jade Pike: *Hayden, Shane and Jackie are inside the house getting food and Ilya is outside with the Pike kids and Anya* Uncle Shane, Uncle Ilya had an accident in the car... Ruby is helping him.

Shane and Hayden: *They get super concerned and get outside fast af because Ilya was showing off his Porsche to the kids, they immediately head out to see what happened*

Ilya: *Is stuck inside this thing*

[themoonandmyman]

I reblogged this earlier but I wanted to add the hilarious imagery of Ilya having to be cut out of this thing by the fire department and it makes the local news

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[sartorialadventure]

[jenniferrpovey]

The time this woman is taking to educate is much appreciated!

[rapidlysleekdestiny-deactivated]

twitter: QUEERBAITING!!!!!!!! 🫵🫵🫵🫵

threads: THEY'RE NOT QUEERBAITING PEOPLE CANNOT QUEERBAIT!!!!!!!!

tumblr: so ilya has an illegal pet lizard named jeff in his bathtub and shane can lay eggs

[kipperdip]

#0001 - Bulbasaur: The Seed Pokemon

I’m attempting to draw every pokemon, wish me luck Update: I made a quick speedpaint voice over for this piece! Planning to do it with *almost* all the pokepages I do

[parasolprincss]

[redstonedust]

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

[beanytuesday]

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

[booksandchainmail]

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

[gobusto]

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

[computationalcalculator]

[soggyskinflaps]

Mustelidae family in a nutshell

[markscherz]

The choice to include the European and not the American badger makes me chuckle.

From left to right: meat eater, meat eater, meat eater, meat eater, meat eater, Worm slurper, meat eater.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[levourdalak]

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

[nifeandaccurate]

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

[levourdalak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

[nifeandaccurate]

>:3€

[levourdalak]

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

[wetheurban]

May you be deeply loved, well-rested, and genuinely at peace.

[rumwik]

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

[needs-more-hugs]

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

[thesweetiepienovels]

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today.