CassandraBones

😴 vampire 🧛 💯 watching the fall of human civilisation 👁️‍🗨️ 💀 blogging from Mariana Trench 🫧

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[ifartconfetti]

Everyone who's from an German speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images.

[view-from-up-here]

[allieargents]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[loveridden1999]

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

[bill-cipher-offical]

COME ONE, COME ALL, AND BEHOLD! A NOTES GAME!

HERE'S THE DEAL: FOR EVERY 10 NOTES THIS POST GETS, I ADD ANOTHER 5 PIXELS TO THE LENGTH OF MY HAT IN THIS DASHING IMAGE

FLY, MY PRETTIES! FLY! FLY!

[bill-cipher-offical]

I LIED! YOU GET DOUBLE THE PIXELS! 10 NOTES = 10 PIXELS!

+270 PIXELS

[bill-cipher-offical]

+200 PIXELS

AT THIS RATE, WE CAN SEDUCE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND BACK FROM THE DEAD BY BREAKFAST!

[bill-cipher-offical]

+220 PIXELS

I GROW MORE POWERFUL BY THE MINUTE

[bill-cipher-offical]

+210 PIXELS

FEATURING MY ALREADY PERFECT LEGS

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[flikkerij]

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

[semutamusic]

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[fairycosmos]

one day i will snap out of it im sure

[fairycosmos]

[rubacmk]

☠️

[cassandrabones]

Gegenstand: Ein heller Stern im dunklen Universum Seltenheit: ✦ Ungewöhnlich

Bestes Nachthimmel-Level in einem Videospiel?

Füttere dein Dashboard und beantworte meine Frage, Blogger.

The sky in Jedi fallen Order, I guess? In general?