CassandraBones

😴 vampire 🧛 💯 watching the fall of human civilisation 👁️‍🗨️ 💀 blogging from Mariana Trench 🫧

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[flikkerij]

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

[semutamusic]

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[fairycosmos]

one day i will snap out of it im sure

[fairycosmos]

[rubacmk]

☠️

[cassandrabones]

Gegenstand: Ein heller Stern im dunklen Universum Seltenheit: ✦ Ungewöhnlich

Bestes Nachthimmel-Level in einem Videospiel?

Füttere dein Dashboard und beantworte meine Frage, Blogger.

The sky in Jedi fallen Order, I guess? In general?

[cassandrabones]

Item: A Bug Rarity: ⏶ Common

What's your favorite creature from any video game world?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Vincent Valentine. Or Luigi. There’s no in between

[cassandrabones]

Item: The Prologue Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What video game has the best opening scene or level?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I absolutely looove the opening of silksong man.

[cassandrabones]

Item: The Screen Rarity: ⏶ Common

Console or PC?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Console all the way, once I have the Money, maybe PC

[elizabethsillymoose]

Y'all!!! It's almost time to stab Caesar!

[i-like-to-cry]

GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]