elves are my passion

Ryan | he/him | dragon enthusiast | swooping is bad

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[grumpydex]

me when my cat tricks my roommate into giving her a 2nd dinner

[rhymingwithpurple]

What about Jennifer's personality. Jennifer's mind

[vnusplanetoflove]

they should invent sunsets for men

[quorpiest]

[carnival-phantasm]

[raimagnolia]

So rare do I ever come across a post that gives me psychic damage with every sentence

[baddingtonbitch]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sinothetimes]

I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it's just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.

[memewhore]

[soggycerealboy-deactivated20221]

[darflores]

my hobbies include knowing and being right

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

OOoohhh the players on those app game ads suck so bad!!! The way they're fucking up that lady's outfits on her Prince date! The way they're dumping lava on the man in the dungeon! Ooooh I just can't stand it!

[exitwound]

her neurodivergent boobs stimmed as she hyperfixated down the stairs

[scientifichubris]

Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

[cunt-inent]

only an autopsy if you're dead... please use the proper name for my vivisection table

[schakira]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i think university is about walking around campus with a tote bag (or backpack) and trying to look purposeful and busy. and whoever manages to look the most purposeful and busy wins

[goobra]

(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?

[babyanimalgifs]

Shelter doggo with a huge smile being adopted 

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