I put meth in my ass

22, He/Him, FtM, Pennsylvania ABE area I have no ideas left for drawing, ask me a few questions, I'll draw something just for ye ; w ;

[bimboid]

this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[m0tiv8me]

Drink up and stay hydrated friends!

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

time for me to get off ig

[sonypraystation]

white people love details

[acoolguy]

could you be more specific?

[intercontinentalchampion]

[bang]

[shitpostbot5k]

[notaficwriter]

hypothesis: the salt & pepper diner experiment can no longer be conducted as it stands, because everyone is now fully attuned to the opening bars of tom jones’ “what’s new pussycat?”, classically conditioned into a fight-or-flight response. however, this experience can be replicated using 21 back-to-back plays of lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″, as the general response to “mambo no. 5″ being played twice in a row is not, “hey someone’s playing “mambo no. 5″ again,” but rather, “hey, lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″ is a lot longer than i first thought.”

[nickyvmlp]

So what’s the “It’s Not Unusual” in this situation

[calkoscc-deactivated20181204]

Livin’ la Vida Loca

[caytofalltrades]

[mysharona1987]

[pettycentral]

[angels-twice-descending]

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

[monstermemories]

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

[a-fandom-trashdump]

Ow

[star-spangled-jackass]

Wow

[useyernamesteven]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

More schools do this pls saying the pledge every morning is the most dystopian shit ever

[savageoppressme]

No one forces you to do it lmao

[rebel-potato]

^^^^^^

[winterwindsingsanditcriess]

Lmaoo it’s literally unconstitutional to require kids to stand for the pledge. I don’t for multiple reasons and not only can no one can make me, but no one has even tried, besides just curiously asking me why. Like fuck no ones forcing you lol

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

“No ones forcing you you’ll just be in an incredibly awkward position, socially ostracized, and threatened by staff :/// no one’s holding a gun to your head though so it’s ok !!!!!!”

Shut up dumbasses

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I mean, it’s nice you went to schools where they didn’t force you?  ‘Cause… they’re forcing my son.

Literally.  Every day.  Threatening him, guilt-tripping him, trying to bribe him or shame him.  I have been down to his school to talk to the administration multiple times over this.  And EVERY SINGLE TIME I bring them the supreme court ruling on my phone and I remind them he has a constitutional right to NOT participate.

It never matters.  They say “Oh, well, then he should just sit quietly” and I say THAT’S WHAT HE WAS DOING, and they say “Okay then.”  And the next day he comes home and says, “Mom, today one of the teachers told me her son is in the army and I’m insulting her son by not standing for the pledge.”

This is an eleven-year-old they’re talking to this way.  And he was the one who made this choice.  He said he sees too much inequality in the world, and too many people in America are treated as sub-human, for him to want to chant ‘liberty and justice for all’ like it’s already happened.  I didn’t make the decision for him.  He said, “Do I HAVE to participate?  Because I don’t think it’s right” and I said I’d support him whatever his decision was.  And we’ve been fighting this guerrilla war with the administration ever since.

Just because something didn’t happen to you, specifically, doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen.  How about you stop acting like your experiences are universal, all three of you up there.

[voidbat]

THAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOUUUUUUUUUU.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

“lol you don’t have to participate” the fact that the practice specifically targets schoolchildren who are too young to know what they’re saying, regardless of whether the participation is voluntary or not (and it’s often not), is still pretty dystopian. They’re too young to pledge anything else by legal standards, we know that, and we’re taking advantage of it to make them swear loyalty oaths before they’re old enough to understand.

[madelinelime]

I was actively given shit for this in 1999-2001 by my homeroom teacher for refusing to participate, and was told to just stand.

[theconcealedweapon]

For some reason, “Shut up and pretend you’re already free.” is considered patriotic, even though the actions of history that are considered patriotic are the exact opposite.

[arandomthot]

[k-eke]

Free art - updated

[twistedsimblr]

@omg-puddingpie

[omg-puddingpie]

Yup. How I feel ALL…..the damn…..time. Unless I CHOOSE to draw your characters or whatever for free, don’t bombard me with this. :P

[bassiter]

on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction

[zonerbonerz]

a scientific scale

[bassiter]

it’s actually more like this

the wretched dunce cycle

[zonerbonerz]

hmmmm

It’s him.

Joe Funnyman

[enlightenedrobot]

[sketchdeath]

[dstrybys]

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

[marvellegends]

Smooth Miles being smooth.

[therightprometheanfire]

[heelsandswords]

#every single spider person in the multiverse has to share their one braincell it’s really tragic for them

[artemis-the-sinister]

Part of me thinks Gwen shouldn’t be counted in this, the other part remembers the “Gwanda” scene