Theron and Lana Fake Engagement
So I made a joking post a while back that Lana and Theron would 100% get fake engaged just to piss off Theron’s parents, (which I still stand by) I imagine it going something like this:
- There’s a party held on a neutral planet for peace talks and everyone notable from The Alliance, The Empire, and The Republic are there. Nox is being a little shit but what else is new, Imperius is being the sweetest Sith Lord alive and is just trying to talk about artifacts. So overall the party is going better than anyone expected.
- Theron’s drinking with Lana when they spot Malcom. They see Malcom visibly uncomfortable with the relationships between Empire and Republic civilians and they get a horrible idea.
Theron: “Malcolm! wonderful party isn’t it?”
Malcolm: “Theron! Well this is certainly a surprise, and Lana is it? The one who got Theron tortured?”
Theron: “Dad I would appreciate if you would refrain from antagonizing my girlfriend too much.”
- With the silence that followed you could hear a pin drop. All eyes were on them in a mix of curiosity and disbelief, well all eyes except for the two cypher agents who one seemed to be giving the other credits for a bet. With a soft “I told you so...” (Nothing could probably phase them anymore.)
- Theron of course can absolutely not, not take the chance to be more extra so he gets down on one knee. Lana knows what he’s doing one second before the rest of the room does and almost bursts out laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of it all. However, the estranged son of the Grandmaster of the Jedi order doesn’t fake propose to you every day so when in Rome and all that.
Theron: “What do you say Beniko? It’s been 7 kriffing years wanna make this official?”
Theron: “I mean you don’t HAVE to if you don’t want to. I mean it’s really not a mandatory thing-”
Lana: “Will you shut up and let me accept your idiotic proposal Shan?”
- The two hugged and Lana whispered in his ear, “The ring is positively atrocious.” And that was the Lana he knew and loved. A little later they managed some time alone considering that they were “newly engaged”
Lana: “Out of curiosity do you carry a fake engagement ring with you everywhere?”
Theron: “Hey! I’ll have you know that I carry a REAL engagement ring everywhere for FAKE proposals.”
P.S: You know I didn’t expect this to be this long I’m so sorry! And on the off chance that anyone wants to make a fanfic go for it. (Yes I ship Theron and Lana if they aren’t paired with the outlander, but their friendship is just as cute so read it how you want, the world is your metaphorical oyster)
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