utterly and contemptibly stupid

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[catboy-sinister]

joe biden exits, but what's this??? a new candidate enters!

MAGNETO 2024

[catboy-sinister]

DAYUM elden ring fixation has me by the balls

[houseof1000cokebags]

you like clingy until im performing blood magic to bind our souls together for all of eternity🙄

[catboy-sinister]

By the way, don't worry that I keep disappearing! I've been spending a lot more time on my multifandom account lol.

[livfordoodles]

Some magnet family

[greelin]

you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

[xxplastic-cubexx]

ID SCREAM SHAKE AND CRY IF YOU DRAW THAT MEME WITH THEM SHDJSHDJSB/POS

this is the closest we're gonna get to me drawing mpreg

[ribombeee]

readcomiconline.li dont show me singles in my area i dont care about sex i only care about batman

[xxplastic-cubexx]

pov: you are charles xavier and you have been invited onto asteroid m

bonus:

[beggars-opera]

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

[formerlyanon]

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

[dabouse]

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

[tomboy014]

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

[dabouse]

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

[tomboy014]

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

[digitaldiscipline]

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

[kabretoss]

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

[tyrograph]

^True and heartwarming (in the old non-cringe way)

And, "I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat" is pure gold, stealing that instantly

[kayleefansposts]

My *child* is 16....

...and also somewhere on Tumblr.

[owldaughter]

I may have introduced my 18-year-old to Tumblr. And AO3.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay, i'll reblog that!

[baiguiquan]

“happy nation living in a happy nation，

where the people understand，

and dream of the the perfect man，

a situation leading to sweet salvation，

for the people the for good，

for mankind brotherhood。”

——Ace of Base《Happy Nation》

[cicadaland]

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

[apocalypse-arising]

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Mr Sinister

By Mark Eastwood

[ramjam-jamming]

Toxic old man yaoi but FOR REAL

[avengerphobic]

Used this picrew to make exodus/dane

[catboy-sinister]

maybe this is an autism moment but I truly struggle to understand why people don't just. ASK me to do something. why are you implying it. I don't get that. And then I ask point blank, and you get frustrated like it's obvious? well clearly it's not!

I'm just so frustrated. I'm stuck inside with two people who would evidently rather die than say what they actually want me to do. I want to help, YOU JUST NEED TO TELL ME HOW!!!

[spitblaze]

"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years

This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock

[spitblaze]

[spitblaze]

Idk how far this is gonna go but I want it shown for the record that the context of this post was me saying 'Stop calling 30-year-old men Old Man Yaoi, 30 isn't old'

[zitongzi]

Anon living in the 1700s