[catdollpreything]

it/its ⬦ 29 ⬦ girl-shaped object ⬦ critter ⬦ hard kink ⬦ keeper of pet computers

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[partypuppy-nastja]

These and other questions that transfems get asked every day

[futchlings]

the cigarette catgirl anime is going to be an incredible mentally ill transsexual lesbian ecosystem rebalance re: ratio of doggirls to catgirls

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kinkystims]

i think sadists enjoying what they're doing to me is such a big part of my relationship to masochism. like on an individual level, i do have this fantasy and this want and this need, etc. but on a bigger level, it really is about someone wanting to torture me and play with me and getting off on my cries or my tears or my pain etc.. like that's so special to me

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[atelier-tamamoland]

[missstrogen]

U gotta remember that as a member of the us military the best thing you can do to better the world is shoot yourself right this instant ok

[missstrogen]

Correction you gotta shoot your colleagues first

[sexhaver]

not my pic but this is the cleanest Storrowing i've ever seen. hats and roofs off to this unknown rental truck driver for full sending it with 0 hesitation

[mewcelium]

umm... ..... 🥺🩷

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[dickstolebyanalien-deactivated2]

dipping girl

[houndmother]

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[pokeballvictim]

Somewhat ironically, the tgirl with a rape kink that wants to break your fingers to watch you cry probably WOULD make a better mom than the one you got

[angel-in-your-basement]

Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc you’re just like “wow they’re so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck me”

[angel-in-your-basement]

Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love y’all bunch of perverts

[angel-in-your-basement]

You folks get me

[official-kircheis]