memento mori

| 25 | Non-Binary | They/Them | Bisexual |

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[gonzos-humansona]

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[zoinyoi]

inspired by art from @ middnae

[kooldewd123]

i know this has been remarked upon before but it really is hilarious how the whole "ditto keeps the same face when it transforms" thing was originally presented as a failing of one specific ditto in the anime, only for pokemon to immediately realize that being able to slap a ditto face onto literally anything was actually an incredibly strong marketing tool and backpedaling on it so hard that nearly thirty years later we're getting an entire game marketed nearly entirely off the inherent appeal of the ditto face.

[otiksimr]

Water so good.

You should try it some time.

[psychosonicx-deactivated2025101]

🚰

🥃

here's a cup of water for your troubles

[otiksimr]

What happen to your water.

[five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat]

on some jesus christ bullshit

[sparkoflena]

Some of my favorite characters are ones that all of the other characters are like "that's an emotionless bastard" and then you get into their POV and they are actually ruled by their emotions, thank you very much.

[offonaherosjourney]

The funniest love triangle in fiction happened in The Well of Ascension, the second Mistborn book, where Zane was like "[insert evil laugh here] I'm gonna torture my half-brother by making his girlfriend fall in love with me and force her to choose between us". Meanwhile Vin is just living her life and dealing with plot stuff and never gives any indication of harboring the barest romantic or even platonic feeling towards Zane, and when he finally makes his offer she's like "what the fuck dude of course I'm not picking you". The third point of the non-existent triangle, Elend, remains blissfully unaware of any of these events (including that he has a half-brother) because he's too busy dealing with other plot stuff. Anyway, kudos to Zane for inventing clowns in Scadrial

[kelsierxcx]

i’m going to start the MISTBORN CHALLENGE to build hype for the movies. the challenge is you eat metal and see what happens

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

I'd like to add a step where you start by reading the Wikipedia page on Metal toxicity before ingesting any metals.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

#what about eating platinum

What about it? I don't think it's toxic, but I am not an expert. It's also not an allomantic metal in any way. It's not even part of any of the allomantic alloys if I remember correctly.

If you really want to test whether you're a Mistborn, I suggest eating a bit of gold and thinking really hard about your past life choices.

Gold is non-toxic and I have eaten allomantically relevant amounts (on french fries) before. It's the exact same experience as eating regular french fries, just slightly more expensive.

[inferno-the-skywing]

I'm pretty sure that platinum is the most similar metal to Atium in terms of physical properties, correct me if I'm wrong.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

can we talk about the part where you've eaten gold on French fries before? I feel like we really glossed over that fact

[inferno-the-skywing]

Eh, thin gold leaf is fairly cheap, relatively speaking.

So is silver for that matter, I've had silver leaf on sweets several times, no taste.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

[inferno-the-skywing]

It's really common for sweetmeats to be topped with silver leaf in india, I swear.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

that's awesome!! just seems very strange to someone who has. ahem. never.

[azyreth]

ah well HAVE I GOT THE CHALLANGE FOR YOU!

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

*chonp*

[disasterwriter]

While I have no information on its toxicity, one of my friends has swallowed a steel ball before. Will report if anything interesting happens

[sillycamilly]

you should draw a potato but with like metal spikes sticking out of it that'd be pretty cool I think

i call it a marshed potato

[echoes-of-a-life-well-lived]

Marshed potato 💀

[theuncannybookdragon]

Ngl Vin is so vaild. If I had superpowers I too would cut my boyfriend's abusive father in half with a giant fucking sword.

[like-that-one-weird-dog-thing]

hey sanderson i need you to stop killing your explicitely suicidal characters the same fucking day they decide they might not want to die all that much anymore. fucking please.

[thefallenangelsgang]

I don't say this lightly. As someone aspiring and training to work in film, Mark Fischbach just changed the industry.

An independent, self financed, self distributed, self directed, self acted film set in one shoe-box sized room not only opened already making profits but has held #1 box office in the US this weekend and may honestly by a slim but completely doable chance hold #1 in the face of a new release by a powerhouse director and a corporate machine industry titan (Sam Raimi's Send Help, distributed by 20th Century)

Even if it doesn't, Mark just released that the projections put Iron Lung within half a million dollars of the projections for Send Help.

This is a massive massive shake up in the film industry and I would put money down that there are corporate suits out there sweating over emails, scheduling emergency meetings for Monday.

This is the second wind Hollywood needed.

Long live independent art, death to the corporate machine. And go see Iron Lung

[mightymo63]

I really hope Mistborn does just as well

[rhythm-of-lesbianism]

the real answer to “should this mistborn character be a woman” is always yes, because women are cool and i like them