catsandthrones

My name is Caitlin. I'm a bored pansexual who lives a busy life turning oxygen into carbon dioxide.

[louisegluckpdf]

valid reasons to call out of work

had a weird dream

left the house and realized you didn’t like your outfit

yeast infection

a little too horny

engrossed in the book you’re reading

[strongermonster]

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

[henk-heijmans]

Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

[clementiens]

this is one of a [series] and they're all fantastic

joseph ford is the photographer and the knitter who made the pieces is nina dodd (ninadoddknits.com)

[liberalsarecool]

The cruelty of racist white men.

[wolf840]

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

[tiredspacedragon]

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

[memory-is-treachery]

u heard him ladies

[dreamvisiongirlfriend]

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[bakwaaas]

the person that you could’ve been or the life you could’ve lived isn’t real. it’s an illusion and a fantasy that only exists in your head. all you have is here and now

[achillesinhighheels]

wtf is a situationship.. don’t ever put me in a situation

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[tunashei]

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

[weaselle]

my followers can have some cave pics, as a treat

[ruinedchildhood]

When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅

[burningsilence]

PLEASE HIS LITTLE FACE 🥹

[the-big-mood]

[fancifulshenanigans]

Same as that water sipping kitten

[hoechlinth]

These are the best ways for a show to confirm their character is cannonically queer:

Coming out to a loved one

A spontaneous romantic moment

Put the actor on family feud

Put the actor on family feud.

Put the actor on...

[ofgeography]

i love the LGBE community

[kitkatpancakestack]

unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

[jamesternes]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I always forget that gas giants are, you know, made of gas, and not just smooth plastic color. The atmosphere is full of clouds, and the entire planet is atmosphere!