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[ablueper]

[undead-knick-knack]

When you're the only Sundered House without anyone missing or dead 😎

[noiamexhausted02]

I think since Abbot works nights he gets majority of the GenZ nurses so he starts picking up on some of the phrases (after they explain what they mean)

Example:

Abbot: *really mad* I’m about to crash out

*Robby genuinely thinking he’s going into cardiac arrest*

[rylandsgrace]

Percy Jackson and the Olympians | Season 2 Official Teaser | Disney+

[raspberrysgod]

[leabethchase]

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!!

[catmask]

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

[catmask]

^ POV u are me witnessing my 15 year old decimate decades of transphobia in an instant

[rslashrats]

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

[rslashrats]

[holisticknight]

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse. Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

He predates the modern calendar

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Paolo Sebastian 'Luminary' fall 2023 couture collection

[qzvk]

everyone has to stop making posts like "the world's loneliest ant has died in secret" its making me sad

[contrabandtoxicant]

the worlds happiest ant has found large strawberry crumb

[myfashionburden]

christian dior spring/summer 2024 couture

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

why is it that all the new addams family media from the last like 20 years has been like “oh wednesday doesn’t fit in with her family” “oh wednesday is striking out on her own and discovering her own interests” as if she’s not literally the perfect ideal addams and she doesn’t love being the perfect ideal addams meanwhile pugsley is a colorful bright-haired optimist who adopted a puppy and then joined the boy scouts until his parents called a therapist on him

[blueboxbeagle]

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

[fuckyeahdwarffortress]

A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.

I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.

Chop chop.

[writing-prompt-s]

Useful!

[newyorktimesbestsellerr]

I don’t think I’ve read a book with more Canadian jokes than this one

[the-star-rigel]

SoN trio freeing Thanatos (with honor, duty, knowing it might kill them but willing nonetheless) vs Lost trio freeing Hera (with spite, making fun of her, complaining the whole time)

[lilislegacy]

don’t get me wrong i love jason grace very much, he’s a doll, but i think the difference between how the camps reacted to the exchange of leaders was SO funny. i think it just goes to show that no matter how amazing other characters are, percy is just that guy

like

camp half blood: who the hell is this guy? you said your name was jason? where’s percy? have you seen percy? you’re not percy. yeah yeah yeah, son of zeus and whatever, why don’t you just sit down while we all keep looking for percy. good job on your quest i guess but now our camp’s mission is to dedicate the next 6 months to building a ship that will help us go find percy

camp jupiter: AYYY LOOK WHAT WE GOT! LEGENDARY GIANT-SLAYING SON OF NEPTUNE! EVEN THE GODS RESPECT HIM!! HE’S ONLY ACTUALLY BEEN AT CAMP FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF LIKE 24 HOURS BUT LETS MAKE HIM OUR NEW LEADER! HES SO COOL AND AWESOME!

like even the female leaders react that way lol

annabeth: jason is nothing compared to percy. why is he even here? i don’t trust him. i want percy back. someone find percy goddammit!

reyna: i love and miss jason but now i’ve got percy! this is great im so happy! i wonder if he’ll be my boyfriend…

LOL

CHB to jason: CJ with their new percy:

[gabs2023]

I just started my reread of Heroes of Olympus, and I don’t get why people hate Jason so much. His thoughts are so funny. He’s like “how the hell did I manage to land this beautiful girl” and it’s not even rhetorical, he literally doesn’t remember shit. He’s like “am I really friends with this crazy small guy” it’s so hilarious. He’s just freaking out and I love him for that.