your cosmic dream girl

celestial ;; 24 ;; diviner/astrologer ;; she/they ;; lovergirl lovergirl lovergirl lovergirl

[patrick-stewart]

SUCCESSION | 4.08

[srdcovka]

i dont get parasocial except when i do and even then it's for a good reason

[rnismatch]

if anyone is mad at me its just cuteness aggression

[stood-onthecliffside]

[billiewena]

okay judgemental free zone here because I’m genuinely curious: how much of supernatural have y'all ACTUALLY watched

[1st-1]

[infallibleavian]

Alien sexist 😔

[free-my-mindd]

[shiningother]

leaving this on someones parked car after i ram into it

[64mpg]

thinking about developing a social skill soon

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[mullet-man05]

I'm right where I want to be

[mullet-man05]

Also hey you cut off the part where I support the Oregon Ducks. We just beat UW a few hours ago, sco Ducks!

[i-am-shitpost]

[mullet-man05]

Lmfaoooo this is hilarious

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

no fucking way

[espresshadow]

[toddsolondz]

[compounddoe]

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

[natural-blogarithm]

im on a seaweed diet. i see weed and i eat it

[this-site-isnt-safe-for-me]

the best fucking shirt

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

r u guys ok i haven't heard anyone say yeet in awhile

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

u guys used to love yeet...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs* this bitch really IS empty

[dilfosaur]

game of the year

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the foreboding sense of doom? oh yeah i know that one. just double check you have your wallet, keys and some chapstick, works every time

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

was expecting to reblog this with a tongue-in-cheek reply to the many people saying "this didn't fix me :(" but somehow not a single person in the notes is disagreeing. everyone's just nodding their heads thoughtfully bc yeah that's how you deal with the Foreboding Sense Of Doom, that's good protocol