The Shrekcorsist

a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the buuush

[marisatomay]

[mrcamillaa]

Take care of yourself or else Seth will steal your hair!

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

[minelskede-deactivated20190606]

This isn’t fiction. This is going to be my career. @writing-prompt-s wanna start a gang?

[writing-prompt-s]

I am down. What’s our gang name? 

[writing-prompt-s]

^

Amazon Crime is looking for members. Comment your expertise and explain how it could revolutionise our operations.

[writing-prompt-s]

Hired!

Hired!

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Hired!

HIRED!

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HIRED!

HIRED!

Hired!

[writing-prompt-s]

Hired!

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Hired!

We need a logo!

[robogal328]

My hand slipped

[writing-prompt-s]

I promise I will look after each and every member and that we split the loot evenly

[warnersisterdot-deactivated2022]

Ernest et Célestine

[moonkitty]

[celestial-space-captain]

I am: NOT

I am: WHO

I am: YOU

I am: THINK

I am: I AM???

Future album names for Stray Bois???

Stray bois whats going down??

[lovminho]

skz debuted pretty much 7 months ago and they’re already on to releasing their third album I’m so proud but also sleep I beg of you

[splatoonus]

According to our research, there seems to be a higher percentage of “ghouls,” “jack o’ lanterns,” and “pumpkin-flavored treats” being spread around. Yes, there’s no mistaking: it’s time to get excited for Splatoween!

Both Inklings and Octolings are going batty about this special Splatfest happening later this month. The spooky celebration runs from Friday, 10/19 at 3pm PT, to Sunday, 10/21 at 3pm PT - 48 hours total!  

Speaking of treats, you can get special in-game treats! Via an upcoming Nintendo Switch News article, you’ll be able to receive four different pieces of spooky headgear. You will need to follow the Squid Research Lab Report (Splatoon 2) News Channel on your Nintendo Switch, and launch the Splatoon 2 game from the corresponding news article. If you haven’t followed the channel yet, now is a great time to consider it!

You will receive: • Kyonshi Hat • Li’l Devil Horns • Hockey Mask • Anglerfish Mask

Our researchers have two notes about this: 1) Please make sure that you either have the game card inserted or the digital version of the game on your system.

2) Be sure to receive the items before the article ink-dives off your news feed. We recommend grabbing the items as soon as possible!

Reports indicate that Inkopolis Square will also be getting quite the Splatoween makeover to spice up the festive atmosphere. You might even spot other residents of Inkopolis getting into the spirit!

Even battle stages will receive Halloween-themed graffiti. Outside of battle, you might want to use the Recon feature to freely explore!

We hope you enjoy Splatoween and the spooktacular in-game gear!

[fairydusts]

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

[feministfront]

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

[gibbearish]

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

[its-probably-all-elves]

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

[allcapsmadbitch]

just girly things~🌟

[yawayli-deactivated20140417]

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

[wa-llahi-deactivated20141113]

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Gotta reblog every time I see it

[sinnerbird]

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 

[sinnerbird]

also this thread is open to anyone

[sinnerbird]

[very-salty-popcorn]

A very small boi enters

[5radchan]

@alpha-bread

[alpha-bread]

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

[pettyartist]

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

[kuro--sawa]

A pocket sized boy

[charlesoberonn]

[mattniskanenseyebrows]

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

[ottermatopoeia]

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

[patrick-stumps]

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[khmoii]

alright this is fine

[sappy-queer]

I studied Geology for 2 years and I can assure you this is exactly what it was like

[aesthetic-survivor-of-twd]

So the part with Lilly hesitating to shoot Clem was really awesome and powerful (especially if you called her family)

But I have to be honest.

I fucking LOL’d at the way Louis/Violet just fucking rugby tackled her to the ground.

Just the way it zooms into Lilly’s distraught expression then all you hear is a kamikaze scream and your friend motion blurring past the frame with Lilly.

I. WAS. WEEZING.

[myrrglosch-deactivated20250403]

you know you’re in some deep shit when Clem puts her hands on her hips

[neverthere12345]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

[elisamaza]

where do i begin