edward's a fricking virg

[centurialvirgin]

bella would totally get really into special effects makeup with emmet and alice and would try to trick edward into thinking she was bleeding

[centurialvirgin]

i did buy a mustache and a wig to be charlie for halloween

[centurialvirgin]

i’m just saying

[grapefruiters]

masculine looking cishet guy wearing an ”ask me about my pronouns” shirt. when you ask about his pronouns he really excitedly explains to you that they’re he/him.

[jacobyouidiotihadit]

[centurialvirgin]

what if i have (very briefly) started writing a fic where

- bella is a witch, she grew up with renée who is on a witch’s counsel

- renée tells bella it’s time for her to spend some time with her father, but she can tell there’s something that she won’t say

- the cullens are all the same, but it’s edythe instead of edward

- charlie is a forest ranger not a cop

[centurialvirgin]

my idea is simple: bella and edythe are college roommates

i know what you’re thinking why does edythe have to have a human roommate and my answer is that she was going to room with alice but then alice decided to go travel with jasper or something and edythe tried to get switched to a single room but the school admins were immune to her dazzling

[thundergrace]

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

[thundergrace]

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

[lymeandcoconut]

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

[happibeans]

Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !

Support Black Women!!! Support Black Womens Art!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Women!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Womens Art!!!

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[thesaltofcarthage]

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash. 

[miraakswhore]

twilight would’ve been infinitely better had bella hit edward with the truck. on purpose.

[catchymemes]

[kaijuno]

Me trying to comfort my friends

[centurialvirgin]

twilight au where the cullens are in show choir at school and bella is just on tech crew and moves the boxes during performances. rosalie kicks her in the face during the song raising hell by kesha. edward cries.

emmet and jasper get really into like the flying harnesses and have battles during songs even if it doesn’t make sense

[centurialvirgin]

i've been lurking on the outskirts of the renaissance for a while and i want to make a blog but i really need a -chef's kiss- url BUT in the meantime... if i were to make a discord server would you be interested? do you know of any that exist already?

idk how old this ask is but i don’t know of any but if you made one i’d be happy to join :)

[centurialvirgin]

Oh my god. Edward's a virg.

what a freak

[teamleahclearwater]

No bc I cannot cope with Edward being called “the consent king” when he literally took out the engine of Bella’s car, stands in the middle of her room at night and is a literal 100 year old dating a 17 year old

[teamleahclearwater]

Oh how I wish we’d gotten more than ✨nothing✨ about Jacob, Embry and Quil’s friendship

[alecvolturi]

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k18

[slowburning]

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k19

[alecvolturi]

Let Bella read end Edward’s Volvo 2k20

[cumarunaegii]

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k21

[blackwoolncrown]

pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills  instead of being seen as behaviors

so now it’s like ‘the point of doing them is to get good at them’ and not ‘this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives’.

[sonateharder]

I know I’ve posted this before, but it bears repeating.

This is a thing humans do; you don’t have to be good at it to enjoy it.

[kedreeva]

I’m adding writing specifically because humans have been telling stories since we invented language, and our loved of it should not be taken away from us by the invention of money.

[centurialvirgin]

my vision: similar to bella clutching at her throat when edward says it’s time for breakfast, when bella is making breakfast and asking if he wants anything she is holding an empty cup and mimes cutting her palm and squeezing it into the cup

[snidely-whipstache]

Plot twist: She has a ketchup packet in her hand and it freaks Edward tf out