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The other funny thing I just realized about the Tent Scene is that Mike Newton's family owned the outdoor gear store.

Mike Newton would have been prepared for a camping trip.

Mike Newton would have known what gear they might need.

Mike Newton would have brought a sleeping bag with the correct temperature rating for mountain camping where it might get cold.

I mean, Bella worked there so you'd think she'd have picked up a few things, too, but it was pretty clear she did not care about that job at all, so.

volturialice

panlight you sound exactly like edward in this scene

rylandsgrace

this would slap

lookitsaworm

Riley, creating a newborn army: This cannot be legal

Victoria, handing a wad of cash to Jane: .... Sure it is

momokarp

That Cullen kid is being weird with your daughter

alicesstraycat

He 100% would think they were high

deadlilmoon

-So you come here often? -I work here

ato-dato

There’s a new doctor in town and Charlie doesn’t know how to feel about that

colesterstrudel

Y’all think Charlie Swan ever invited Carlisle Cullen over to watch the Mariners play and since Carlisle (and his family) love baseball soooo much he went all out and came over in a jersey and a platter of buffalo wings and was just so excited to watch the game with someone, and it’s made even better by the fact it’s a human who invited him over, a human who wanted to spend this time with him bc he’s always a little worried that he’s the monster his father always warned him about

dangerous-divided-belonging

lunastwilightblog

More unreleased Twilight promotional photos to mark the 15 year anniversary

whattagem

Is Edward jealous of mosquitos cause they can suck Bella's blood but he can't?

katie-huon

Rosalie’s Revenge Scene from Twilight. Halloween bridal week… :)

vampiresintheattic

I really would’ve liked if Bella had a special interest in history and fashion and antiques cause like imagine the Cullens don’t get discovered by solely because of Edward but because Bella notices shit about their clothes and how they talk and is like “huh.” And also I think the Cullens forgetting how time works since they’re immortal and don’t sleep is just a funny concept

- she’s like “hey Edward does your family go antiquing” and he’s like “uh no why do you ask” “oh it’s just your sister Rosalie’s broach is from the 1957 spring collection of-”

- “why is your edition of Macbeth from 1911?”

- “does it bother you that your brother Jasper calls it the war of northern aggression like wtf is that”

- “yknow Emmett asked me if Charlie was a soldier in World War II”

- “Alice just asked me if I watch I Love Lucy on the tube? Is she being ironic?”

- “Ever notice how your dad says thou sometimes?” And “When I was at the hospital I saw him cross ‘hysteria’ out of my patient notes”

- “your mom must really like Gibson girl updos, she’s always sporting one at the store”

- “I’m like sixty percent the sweater you’re wearing was dyed using arsenic”

daddycarlislecullen

Someone explain to me why Bella had the overwhelming desire to name her child like how 2010 fandoms named ships- Renesemee? Carlie? Girl it sounds like you want your parents to smash your bf’s parents

twilightmademegay

Like Charlie wasn’t already smashing her bfs parents

teamjacobthot

me: i just think that if smeyer respected her native characters to the point of actually developing them to be independent rather than the polar opposite of the cullens (and therefore highlight the cullens’ idealistic whiteness), then she would’ve made leah a good foil for bella. you know what i mean? they have parallel stories! they’re the same age and both of their first boyfriends/loves of their lives ended up being supernatural creatures, thus throwing both of the teen girls into the supernatural world. in fact, edward and his family’s presence are the reason why sam ended up phasing at all! both bella and leah were dumped by their supernatural bfs for mysterious reasons, but smeyer portrayed their reactions as obvious opposites. bella, while facing criticism from tertiary characters like jessica, was portrayed as the “right” way to cope with heartbreak: catatonic, quiet, etc. bella’s close friends (jacob and angela) gave her sympathy in the wake of her heartbreak. but leah was portrayed angry and very open about her negative feelings (similarly to rosalie). however, leah was deemed a shrew for her heartbreak by those close to her (also jacob, basically the whole wolf pack, etc) despite her anger being a valid reaction to being suddenly dumped by her bf of several years. for her cousin!!! if smeyer thought to develop leah as more than the bitter, angry, loud, undesirable-by-her-peers yet “exotically beautiful” brown girl, then bella and leah have potentially found solace in each other in reaction to their respective experiences with heartbreak, or at least openly acknowledge that the cullens and their lifestyle played a large part in changing leah’s life for the negative while bella aspired to join their lifestyle and her life improved tenfold once she did. if smeyer gave leah more character development beyond a heartbreaking and unfair backstory used to explain away jacob imprinting on renegade, the series would have improved that much more. then again, smeyer would never admit her white protagonists’ wrongdoings past new moon, and she would never acknowledge that leah’s presence as a character often undermines bella’s motivations by highlighting her selfishness. this would therefore highlight the fact that bella serves as a self-insert for smeyer and i don’t think she would ever acknowledge that either, unfortunately.

girl at the bar: i think i see my friends