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bungerc0re

they weren't lying that t4t does hit different

pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

massivelimestonecube

tumblr glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it

teaboot

How do you fuck up a website this bad

sickfreaksirkay

kind of obsessed with thesaurus dot com claiming that lover is a synonym for knight

greeniery

mermaids-ate-my-dinner

deathpardegodhell

loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

technicallyoneofakind

Not Halloween but, okay.

loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

hissingvirgil

Reblog today only to avoid OP cursing you out for a stick of unsalted butter

swagophile

me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice

maid 1: poison her

maid 2: yea poison her

maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want

me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her

maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps

maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister

maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work

maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve

maid 2: MARY

maid 1: cmon mary

maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does

me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once

maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more

maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up

maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin

maid 1: how recent is the spill

maid 5: a few days old

maid 2: you're fucked

waofghoadegf

she be frankin on my stein till ITS ALIVE

depsidase

teaboot

Please help me. One of my brothers asked for my help doing an art and when I said “okay first off let’s get some reference images” he said “oh I don’t do those.”

my brother in Mom what the fuck do you mean you don’t do that

hellsitegenetics

String identified: a . t a g a at a a “a t t’ gt c ag” a “ ’t t.” t at t c a ’t tat

Closest match: Erithacus rubecula genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: European Robin

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teaboot

herssian

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

shegottosayit

34 and ready to score!

lemonlyman-dot-com

cuntnikida

Some jokes just never get old

an0neemouse

Don't use adverbs. Said is dead. Always show, never tell. Avoid cliches. Never use the word 'very.' Don't use alliteration. Don't use boring descriptors. Use unique words.

For fuck's sake, what can I use? Seriously y'all, I don't know about you, but all the advice on how to write does Jack shit for me other than make it really fucking impossible to tell a story.

Write what you want to. Fuck the rules.