Fancyful Title

Sofie // She/her // DK

[monster2003]

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[seralicetarrant]

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

[qwanderer]

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[slipng]

bats. 𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .

[poobletoods]

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

[absurdlyinaccurate]

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

[marius-vonraum]

Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67

[immovabletype]

economists are concerned that with the growing impacts of US tariffs on global trade, within the next five years middle schoolers may be snickering at numbers as low as 53

[viralfrog]

[tentacleteapot]

can I fucking help you, my liege

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

talking to my cat

[fixaidea]

Bahh. I see how it is. When the dangerous crow boy eats plastic he's 'doing great' and 'doing his job', but when I, the humble housecat...!

[digitaldiscipline]

Great news! JSTOR now have a free account with an Independent Researcher category. You can access 100 documents per month.

https://www.jstor.org/action/showLogin

[nyantara]

Better News! all of JSTOR is on SciDB by annas-archive.org for free. We don't have to celebrate receiving scraps from an organisation that supported the prosecution of Aaron Swartz for violating their copyright. A prosecution which drove him to suicide.

[ownencyclopedia]

☀ cross stitch of a cat , which is about 1000 years old !

A textile fragment was found in Peru. It belongs to the Chimu or Chancay culture (pre-Columbian era X - XV centuries)

[ofswordsandpens]

directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

[blignick]

[bardjulus]

[potoh]

Two stunning winners ✨️

[madeofwhitebone]

“I’ve really tried to understand the Israelis. I used to work on a farm in Israel. I speak Hebrew. I watch their news. All the time they talk about fear. How they have to run to their bunkers to hide from the rockets. How their children can’t sleep because of the sirens. This is not a good way for them to live. We Palestinians don’t talk about fear, we talk about death. Our rockets scare them; their rockets kill us. We have no bomb shelters, we have no sirens, we have nowhere we can take our children and keep them safe. They are scared. We are dying.”

— Mohammed al-Khoudry a Palestinian farmer in Gaza. (via champagnefather)