Ha

[chewbacca]

Clueless (1995). Dir. Amy Heckerling

[dailygilmoregifs]

[ladystarks]

That “a group of crazy people tried to kill me but I survived” Final Girl Energy

[mae-martin]

For a time, I was all you had. And for a time, you was all I had. We weren’t orphans. Not as long as we had each other.

[lorelaigilmo]

MAKE ME CHOOSE: anonymous asked ⤖ Jess or Logan?

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

[stars-bean]

The Parent Trap (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

[ampervadasz]

[tell-the-stars-hello]

this was cute until i realized the fish is probably trying to not get eaten

[killhitleragain]

A fish trying not to get eaten wouldn’t slow down when the “predator” slows down. It also wouldn’t constantly swim in a circle near the edge of the tank; It’d try hiding. Also a fish in a tank in a a public place that is constantly filled with people is not likely to see people as predators.

[darkwingsnark]

Animals, I think people tend to forget, also enjoy playing.

[solitarelee]

Alternative take: the fish wanted to eat the child

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

“Come on, you small two-legged bastard. A little closer.…”

[ampervadasz]

[creepled]

this video is like every facet of what it is to be a cat, all at once

[agathasc0ven]

killing eve (2018-?) - out of context #3 - an absolute mess

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[dxisybuchanan]

engagement rings: HACKED

[styna]

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

[phruxx]

thanks edith

[luidilovins]

Tiger’s eye: $47 bucks on etsy. Propose to your elderich horror with a ring she deserves.

Rose quarts rose ring? 43 bucks. Symbol of love. Looks like a ring pop. Win-win.

Druzy quartz 40 bucks. Cant pick a color? Go with all of them. Neat texture.

Snowflake obsidian? 20 bucks. Made from the fires of the Earth’s molten core. Pretty dope conversation starter.

Jade 15-30 bucks. Literally has a history of inner peace and spiritual awakening. Good gentle reminder not to kill your spouse.

[jackdrawsgames]

SO PRETTY

[magicallygrimmwiccan]

@theotheralya

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

Could give me a rock u found on the floor and thought I’d like and I would genuinely be ecstatic

[professionallyprocrastinating]

Commissions Talk to a jeweller who does custom work. Show up with a sketch of what you want and they will sit down and discuss options.

[sheryl-lee]

imdb’s highest-rated episodes of GAME OF THRONES (2011-2019)

[brucebocchi]

worms that make you cum

[mediumsizedboy]

So just normal worms?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

1918 friends episode

Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

Ross dies of influenza

[debonair-bear-deactivated201804]

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

[zecurlyone]

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

[zudilio]

I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else that’s been discussed on the post at all

[weaver-z]

Hannibal was a weak b*tch for succumbing to nominative determinism. Oh you eat people cause your name rhymes with cannibal? Boo, foh with that shit what kind of spineless puppet are you. I'm going to name my son Brenocide and raise him to be a Zen gardening consultant to flex on the Fates.

How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker to ever grace my inbox

[dirtbagdefender]

[forchrisevans]

I know you guys want this "eat shit" part🤭