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Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!

More rarer images of Neil, my beloved:

20 years.

I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.

<3 love you Neil!!!!

charlataninred

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

meraarts

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

eater-of-hopes-and-dreams

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

blitzlowin

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

charlataninred

I am in love with you /p

inkvoices

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

inkvoices

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

lightningladybug

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

inkvoices

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

dannnnnnnnnnnnex

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

captainpissofff

Who ever added those links without asking is doing lord’s work fs.

captainpissofff

Reblogging this again cause I never want this post to die

fokindiabolical

Making it a tradition to reblog whenever I see it.

akcuervoraven

Reblog to keep it alive

moonlightshow00

Keeping this post in my pins, i read majority of these and i cant wait to read the rest!

antisisyphus

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

like to charge, reblog to cast

sinistra-orlok

we-all-got-scars-again

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

It’s September

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littlemonsterweems

repost forever

aurescentis

some Larissa memes for your enjoyment 🤲

skxll-eater

She grew up so fast, proud parent!😊

cannibalchicken

starlightbelle

your-grimm-reminder

Ranting about this here cuz im thinking about it again and have nobody to talk about it to but

Mia Winters *SUCKS* and people who think her and ethan are a good couple are WRONG.

for one, shes not even a very compelling character. Her only major actions are lying to her husband and supporting bioterrorism and not even in a cool twist character way. She doesnt keep fighting for whatever the cause is or what she believes in and you're just supposed to feel bad for her or forgive her or something? Im not even sure if the people who wrote these games want you to think shes a good person but all the in game characters act like she is. Shes treated like a misguided teenager who has turned her life around and learned what she was doing was bad, but shes an adult woman who knew what she was doing was VERY bad.

And its not like i dont think people should like her because shes an 'evil' character, because i completely understand liking characters like wesker. Hes a twist bad guy who keeps getting away and making more world destroying viruses and hes obviously a bad guy and thats what makes him an interesting character. Hes standing on business.

It cant even be argued that despite the bioterrorism she loves her husband, because she was fr actively putting his life in danger and lying to him about it. Her job is not the kind of job where you can be married to someone who isnt also in on it unless you dont care if they die!!!! Even if it wasnt the same danger as walking into a house of mold-possessed people it was still looming mortal danger.

And yeah ethan is kinda stupid for not thinking something was wrong with him when he can stick his limbs back on all willy nilly but she stresses so hard about it and then lies about it and like. Actually yeah no i think that one may be on ethan for not noticing but mia stresses about it so bad and tbh if we are going to have this work she needs to realize her man is stupid enough to not notice hes built funky and move on with life.

ALSO ETHAN BEING MOLD IS HER FAULT???

Is it not a little greedy to put a mans life in danger because he doesnt know you are making evil mold and then when he is evil mold because he died saving you from mold prison not like. Tell him to stay away from your predisposition to fucked up shit. Maybe she coulda even told him he was mold now and they could go separate ways if hes mad about it or something but they could definitely talk it out? Idk if shes scared he might get depressed or something knowing hes mold or if shes scared he might leave her for the fact its kinda alot her fault tbh.

And aside from that why are they even still together????? Who wants to be with a bioterrorist who lied to you for your whole marriage and whos omission of details got you into the moldy swamp haunted house extravaganza as an unwilling guest preformer??? I would regret trying to save her the second i learned she was in any way responsible for what was happening in there. And fuck dude maybe its just cause ethan is kinda dumb, he has less brain to make space for more heart. I CANT BE MAD AT ANY OF THE CHARACTERS BUT WHAT ACTUALLY PISSES ME OFF IS THE PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE DISLIKING MIA ISNT ALLOWED. SHES A BORING CHARACTER WHO DOES BAD THINGS AND IS FORGIVEN FOR THEM FOR NO REASON AND ITS STUPID AND MAKES THE GAME WORSE IMO.

im not gonna lie this is totally targeted at some specific folks who act like its a crime to dislike mia for any reason. RE has so many other women characters who are built better than mia, at this point im half convinced these people just want to fuck mia or think shes hot or smth like bro shes a video game character she aint gonna let u hit. Chill.

Im so sorry if anybody actually read all of this. I cannot give you back the time i have taken.

butchdogs-md

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

crimsonprose

yessss exactly

theonefairygodmother

If I had a nickle for every time a baddie died and became a spiritual guide for the child of the woman she once was down bad for, I'd have two nickles.

Which it isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

nessimaki-deactivated20141106

dialupmodern

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

naumin

i drew this comic more than 10 years ago :) couldnt even tell u who i was thinking of now cuz i hardly remember… cant believe it resonated with so many people!!!

pang3l

Mira: We need to get through this locked door. Zoe, give me your credit card.

Zoe: Here.

Mira, pocketing it: Thanks. Rumi, kick down the door.

princessgemma12

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

incandescent-creativity

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

smilecapsules-deactivated202106

open a new window somewhere in the world.

korean-disaster

i love this because it’s such a simple concept but it answers things i didn’t even know how to ask

hedgehog-moss

Looking out of people’s windows is such a peaceful way of travelling… I got a snowfall in Argentina, a nice sea view in Ukraine, a clothes line in the fog in Bangalore. Antonella from Tavernaro, I like your wooden bird.