Just Your Typical Semi-Artistic Girl

Hey there, if you’re looking for average conversations and quality, you’ve come to the right place.

[cerulean-na]

Things that my English teacher has actually said:

“Use your heads, they’re not just for decoration. Actually they’re not even for decoration”

“Why would I say something I don’t mean, I’m not a grade 8 student.”

*reading someone’s essay* “It’s not bad. Well that’s the best I can think of to say about it”

“I want to say no, and I will.”

“I wish I was an artist so I could paint this scene and call it, “Incomprehension”.”

“You have to go, huh? Got a game to lose for our school?”

*talking about the sound of waves* “Don’t you love that sound? Aside from the sound of sobbing children, it’s my favourite.”

“Get the calculator out of your mouth, I feel like I’m a daycare teacher.”

“”You’re perfect, don’t alter a thing.” That’s a sentence no one will ever say to you.”

“Lalalala that’s what I hear when you speak.”

“Too bad Harry Potter hadn’t been in a duel early on— and lost.”

I thought you were going to say “a friend of my mom’s is the best friend of mine” and I would think “oh that’s so sad.”“

*someone has to leave to go to an interview* “Interview? Who would want to interview you? “

“Everyone listen as [person’s name] whispers it. Let’s see if you can hear what she’s saying.“

“You think I give you bad marks on purpose like, “oh she hates me“. Newsflash! I don’t like any of you.“

“You look like a baby drinking out of that bottle, [person’s name].“

“For the first time, I’m glad I’m your English teacher, rather than your mother.“

“Turn that frown upside down.“

“I could ask the budgies that live in my house to peck out the answer to this and they could do it.“

“I’m not boring, you are.“

“In the unlikely event that [person’s name] and I were friends.“

“What kind of a moron move is that?“

*someone has their sweater pulled up over their head* “Not that it’s not an improvement because it covers your face, but what are you doing?”

“I’m not reading that light pencil, it looks like a bird dipped its feet in water and danced across the page.“

“Don’t look in your notes! Oh right, you’d have to have notes wouldn’t you?“

“You could kill someone with a pen, but that’d be a lot of work.“

“I could pluck one of those prep school kids through the window and ask him what this is, and after he stopped crying, he’d be able to tell me.”

*loud clapping from down the hallway* “What’s that clapping for? Maybe someone remembered something in French class. I’d clap if you remembered something.“

“Does anyone really need 30 corpses?”

“When you look up “insolent“, you might find a little picture of yourselves in the dictionary.“

“I’m tempted to make this poetry test so hard, you’ll have post traumatic stress disorder, you’ll need therapy dogs.“

“OK, one more disappointment and then we’ll move on.”

“I promise, with Satan as my witness.“

“Everyone in here is cheerful except me.“

*school was going through a heatwave and the ac wasn’t working* “What are they going to do, turn off all the air, have a “Hello, Silence“ project and watch us all slowly asphyxiate?“

“This school is a place that gives new opportunities. Yeah, opportunities to suffocate.“

“This school is a place where the technology never works.”

*talking to the computer* “Yes, I’m sure I want to restart my computer.“

“Zombies and shambling go together like peanut butter and anaphylaxis.“

*people touring the school walk past the classroom* “There’s a tour going by, that’s why I’m pretending to be nice, and not yell at you. They’ll be gone soon.“

“Let’s see who will delight us with a little reading, and the rest of you will delight us with a little silence!“

*the power goes out* “Don’t panic, maybe it’s a serial killer who came to kill us and they cut the power.“

“A little torture is always good.“

“I don’t like to start my day off yelling, I like to work my way up to it.“

“Can you say it in a normal voice and not like a little mouse drowning?“

*she calls out the name of someone to come get their essay and they remain seated* “I’m not running a delivery service. This isn’t “Uber Essay“.

“You have an exam coming towards you like a runaway train. Some of you should imagine yourselves strapped to the tracks, about to be sliced into several pieces.“

*someone didn’t know a word while she was trying to insult him* “I can’t even insult you, your vocabularies are so pathetic.“

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

[angelic-upstarts]

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

[readsquirrel]

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

[involuntaryorange]

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

[cerulean-na]

I’M CRYING TOO WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

[lilithdevile]

ATTENTION PET OWNERS

This post is going to rushed but I’m still shaking and it’s hard to type but I NEED people to know this

My mom just took my dog to the vet She(my dog) was(still is?) having a seizure

Last month we took my dog to the vet and they told us she had developed diabetes, they told us it was caused by the food she was eating, purina beneful. They told us that there have been many many many reports of Beneful has been causing diabetes, seizures, and even death in dogs.

We had no idea

We immediately switched her food and put her on a special diet plan for her diabetes, unfortunately the effects were already permeate.

Today at 11:20 my mom woke me up crying, I helped her carry my dog to the car (while she was still having a seizure) and watched her drive away red faced and still crying.

Please please PLEASE if you are feeding your pets Purina beneful PLEASE switch their food ASAP Beneful is poising dogs and I don’t want anyone else to experience what I just did Also if you could please help me signal boost this so everyone can know

[toxic-w0nder-deactivated2016020]

This would explain why my dog has seizures now…fucking hell

[the666assbutt]

Reblog and save lives of dogs

[skeletonboyfriend-remade]

found out purina was the reason my dog winston had been having seizures and puking. please don’t feed your dog purina.

[st-rks-deactivated20160918]

reblog even if you don’t own a dog or even if you’re not “a dog person” because I can’t even imagine how horribly depressed I would be if this happened to my dog

[batmanwearsflipflops]

My last dog ate this for years, and started to have seizures, they got so bad and he got so sick we ended up having to put him down. PLEASE DO NOT feed your dog beneful

[azcrowleyfell]

Purina and other mainstream dog brands are and have always been garbage. I recommend https://www.dogfoodadvisor.com/ for researching dog food brands.

[everydaylouie]

GARBAGE (a song) (soundcloud)

[nearlywitchesdemo]

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

[nearlywitchesdemo]

pan nick at the disc co.

[mllesouthernbelle]

Get the fuck out

[nearlywitchesdemo]

fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?

[last-young-renegay-deactivated2]

oh my god I finally found the post

[cerulean-na]

Holy shit this post is a legend

[bardstardish]

hunk: so like…what’s with the name pidge?

pidge: i liked pigeons when i was a kid?

matt: no one believes that.

pidge: fine tell them.

matt: when we were younger, dad was invited to a science convention and he brought us with him. it was really boring and 3 year old pidge wanted to play outside, but couldn’t reach the door handle. she yelled ‘bitch!’ at the door, and someone next to her thought she said ‘pidge’ because of the birds outside. she kept yelling ‘bitch!’ til someone opened the door for her.

[plance-plance-revolution]

This is fucking canon in my head and it is hilarious @bext-k

[bext-k]

Considering how often we had to do Aditional Dialogue Recording because it sounded like we were yelling “bitch” instead of “Pidge,” I 100% support this.

[ixrose]

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

[urulokid]

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

[stravaganza]

[an-other-people-deactivated2013]

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

[booksandwildthings]

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

[skeletoncl0set]

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

[ilovewintersoldiersandsebastian]

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

[lastitalianwitcholdblog]

seb’s the weird cousin

[lovemarvel-trash]

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

[smthsmthurmum]

This is amazing oml

[i-is-surrounded-by-idjits]

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

[itsanerdlife]

@snowyseba This explains everything!

[marveldcmistress]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

[themcuhasruinedme]

I think you missed the other fanboy…

[ellysiacat]

Love this

[sexylibrarian1]

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

[that-sokovian-bastard]

UH THIS

[mmmaff-blog]

Um we’re forgetting someone…

[linaofthemyscira]

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

[perpetuallyvex]

Not to forget our “Wizard”:

[formerprincewille]

Aldjaksnana

[patient-wave]

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

[im-fangirl-trash-okay-deactivat]

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

[laufyeson]

these dorks lmaoo

[waywardwilled]

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

[coffee-swimmer]

YES

[ryangosking]

Don’t forget

[eraemx]

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

[jrubalcaba]

Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!

[sheridans-dynamos]

This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.

[lokis-helmet]

This is too good to not reblog

[the-marvel-what-deactivated2020]

Everybody see this, this is the quality trash I came to Tumblr in the first place.

[daily-marvel-dose]

Also

[adjectivebear]

This post is ALMOST perfect, but we’re forgetting someone:

[idkanymor3sworld-deactivated201]

Jeez, this is beautiful.

[mimibtsghost]

TO HAVE A GOOD WEEK, ALL YOU NEED ARE:

Foreheads

Booties

Dimples

Kisses

Thighs

collarbones

Sunshine

AND 7 angels full of LOVE

Have a good week everyone. This is a good luck post for you ^^

[nitewrighter]

“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”

How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.

[898-deactivated20210515]

[honeyglazedbabe]

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[harmony-is-happiness]

[scienceshenanigans]

[immaplatypus]

“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

[eggscelsior]

“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”

[whitmerule]

when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees every morning to strengthen my gales and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease, so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

[soft-sunflower]

Just gonna leave this here… 

[mystical-flute]

@pennyanddime

[justlookatthosesausages]

this is a masterpiece omg

[weaponizedhorse]

The world is gonna end but we’ll be memeing to the last possible moment

[pianodogdodge]

[ceruleanrambles]

@thatdoodlebug

[yodepalma]

I love the entire internet today.

[cerulean-na]

Remember that picture that Lauren M retweeted with the paladins holding signs that said, “Race, gender, lgbt, you are deserving of respect”?

Everyone thought that there was one person for each sign that applied to them most and the other person helped them come to terms/confronted them about it. Like how Allura confronted Pidge about being a girl, and Hunk helped Keith accept being galran? Now that we know that Shiro is lgbt, a lot of people were confused because Lance didn’t really confront him about that, so I had a different theory: I noticed that the signs applied to both of the people holding them. For Keith/Hunk, Keith is galran and Hunk is a POC, both pertaining to race. For Pidge/Allura, they are both female, pertaining to gender, so now that lgbt Shiro is confirmed, maybe we’ll get to see lgbt Lance as well? Also, Lance looks very uncertain in the picture, while Shiro looks confident. He also has his hand on Lance’s shoulder in a comforting way, so maybe this isn’t the end for bi/pan Lance...

[taako-yknowfromtv]

lance: wait, you’re gay? as in, gay gay? as in, you like men?

shiro: i thought i was being

shiro: crystal queer

[sludgebat]

some days its worth going on 4chan and wading through the garbage for gems like this

[calamitycons]

THAT WENT FROM ZERO TO SIXTY REALLY QUICKLY WOW

[distorted--mermaids-blog]

Say it with me kids:

A 👏BISEXUAL 👏 PERSON 👏 SHOULD 👏 NOT 👏 HAVE 👏 TO 👏 PRESENT 👏 THEIR 👏ROMANTIC 👏HISTORY 👏TO 👏PROVE 👏TO 👏YOU👏 THEY 👏ARE 👏BISEXUAL