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[ceyxes]

blog? blog.

main & writeblr: @crtalley

memes and casual fandom content: this bitch right here

my (very casual) fandoms include but are not limited to: ace attorney, crit role, danger days, anything my friends or other writeblrs produce, and mairimashita! iruma-kun 

i tag for common triggers // if you need anything tagged let me know, i got you covered

my wip and oc tags are formatted as “wip: [wip name]” and “oc: [oc name]” but honestly sometimes i forget which name i tag them under so i also tag a lot of stuff with “wip vibes” when i’m really feeling it

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[kyoodledoodle]

I’m making a kingdom, fill out the polls and rb with your character :] ⚔️ 🍄 🐉 🛡️ 🐦‍🔥

What are you?

human

elf

Merfolk

Dragon folk

Gnome

Werewolf

bird folk

faun

orc

fairy

Voting ended onJun 11

[kyoodledoodle]

What is your job?

blacksmith

carpenter

Gardener

Royalty

Magic practitioner

Knight

townsfolk

doctor

Animal specialist

chef

Engineer

Voting ended onJun 11

[becherdireinen]

neurodivergents will be like “i’m so tired” and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

[darlingdollieee]

this image is so fucking funny what the fuck does this even mean or represent

[adandysuggestion]

I do apologize for referring to your 8 year old as a “churlish young lout”. I find that epithet to accurately portray his conduct but I understand why I must show restraint in expressing my true opinions in his presence. Remove that infernal iPad from his grasp, I implore you.

[ceyxes]

stuck in my head abt a complaint i got -- at my silly pizza job where i put on my pizza hat and jingle my little fool bells while i cook the pizza -- like that's actually going to determine the trajectory of my entire fucking life. no matter how many times i "fix my behavior" people still think i'm rolling my eyes at them ??? ugh

i cannot afford to give a fuck. it was over something so stupid too. like i cannot care about this when i'm off the fucking clock.

i'm getting high and watching stupid youtube videos for fucking ever

let myself live. let it all be saved. it's not coming back so let it all be saved

[vimbry-moved]

so, little vent under the cut

[memorycycle]

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man

[gorgynei]

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

[gorgynei]

#(thousand-yard sex-disinterested aroace stare) cool opinion. love seeing this same sentiment 10000 times a day on this website

im also aroace. being disinterested in sex and romance is still sexual perversion in the eyes of the state. get more perverted in whichever direction fills you with the most joy!!!!!!

[meabeck]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It's amazing just how few groceries $50 of groceries is

[butt-rice]

you can stretch $50

4lb jasmine rice ($5)

24 eggs ($4)

4cups butter ($4)

4lb dry beans ($5)

buncha bananas ($2)

4lb oats ($4)

2lb ground flaxseed ($4)

10lb potatoes ($5)

10 cans tuna ($10)

2lb carrots ($3)

jar of peanut butter ($2)

a lil treat for yourself idk ($2)

people gotta come to terms with the fact that we can't get all the luxuries all the time anymore. this is like two weeks of food. (some more some less)

[da-lil-muffin]

I kinda wanna do this, I mean buy this stuff and see how long. Can stretch it. But I live with roomies and I'm not sure how down with it they'd be.

Atomic shrimp on youtube dose some very strict budget challenges (going back a few years) and some losser ones lately. I've wanted to try something similar for a while.

[butt-rice]

i mean i'm doing it right now because of poverty reasons. it's really not bad, especially if you enjoy routone. just your meals will go from tasty crunchwrap supremes to kinda bland but easy.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Either groceries are WAY cheaper where you are or you live in the USA and are using a very different dollar that's worth way more than my dollar, but that's a great grocery basis either way. Obviously you need to vary the vegetables sometimes for nutrition reasons.

You can remove the blandness by splurging on a different bottled spice or sauce when you can afford it, and rotating through those with your meals.

[fallenstarworkshop]

I live in the USA and none of those prices conform to reality as I experience it. Every single one of those prices is low.

[zukiiqw]

[rainbow-femme]

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[injuries-in-dust]