the queen

shannon. 25. she/they. disaster lesbian. @thasirene everywhere else.

[mewy101]

I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?

[darkestbrook]

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[nyxchipz]

I'm not even a doll collector but I need this doll so bad bro don't listen to ANYONE who says g3 doesnt eat

[nukbody]

divine judgement

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[stumupm]

[cornfield-cryptid]

[denerim-jeans]

[helpeverythingiscats]

[mushinoonna-deactivated20210208]

fuck it kfc in the basement

[powerburial]

colonel amontillado: You have just got to try my limited Cajun-style fried chicken. I have a bucket down here just for you

[macbethheadband]

Next years met gala theme is jeans and a nice top

[absurdlogic]

love is stored in the kitty cat

commissions open | info

[disterbia]

[animusrox]

[eugeniedanglars]

as an issa stan one of my favorite things about the paulantonissa mess is that it is like 98% issa’s own fault. if she hadn’t begged for paul baker to move in and then repeatedly dumped her responsibilities on him he and anton wouldn’t have spent so much time together. and if she hadn’t proposed to him and then gotten cold feet at the last minute he and anton wouldn’t be married. and if she hadn’t goaded them into kissing twice they wouldn’t have been forced to acknowledge their feelings for each other. she’s like if a character from a greek tragedy was a bisexual fujoshi

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[poorlydrawnpeople]

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[cedarboughs]

Wake Up Dead Man was really like, “this is our narrator, Judas Duplicity. You can trust him.”

[telumendils]

wait a minute wait a minute

OKAY OKAY OKAY !!!!!!!