Fai_Ryy
#extradirty
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Sade Olutola
sheepfilms
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Jimmy Eat World
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hello vonnie
@theartofmadeline
The Bright Sessions
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Not today Justin
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Interview Vampire Daily
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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painted some doors in my house black awhile back, and they look really nice, but it's the middle of the night and i've just heard the telltale sound of my sister walking face first into a closed door
got her looney toons style
every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it
Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.
Achievement Unlocked:
Fan The Flames
Just because Tumblr won't let you Blaze a post doesn't mean you can light it up yourself!
once i was presenting research at a conference where everyone who received money from a specific grant had to go to basically be like “and here’s what we’re doing with your money.”
and there was a team there presenting on astrophysics and I truly barely understood a thing they said. my team was there to talk about salamander eDNA, and the juxtaposition between Space Math and swabbing salamanders with cotton-tips just struck me as deeply funny.
Later some of the Space people came by and asked us all about the salamanders and one of them said, “I can’t imagine working with animals and water. It’s all so messy. I don’t know how you stay sane with those variables?”
And I was like, “dude I didn’t even know the math you talked about today even existed.”
And we were both just like 🤝 “love your work. huge fan. I’d rather die than do it though.”
1998 nickelodeon trade ad
It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.
Here’s a template
Here’s mine
"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.
my 3 week old lettuce in the fridge because i forgot about it
“Parasite-in-chief and her idiot hat” is like the 7 most important words a human has ever spoken thank you christopher eccleston
This is really funny on dark mode
On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.
This might be my favorite submission so far
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw
We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.
dont fucking tell me what to do. this is inportant.
fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)
currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is
one of the most important posts ever i believe
Amazing
one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
