Chaoinsurgency

[chaoinsurgency]

Me entering Tumblr

@voice-of-lies

[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[punkrorschach]

[nerdgasrnz]

[uberguber89]

[walmart-the-official]

jeef berky

[normal-offical]

What Is This.

[chaoinsurgency]

This is ms Egyptian cat that can detect lies

[cyborgclone17]

My apologies for the confusion. This was just a practical joke from boss and my dramatic ass misunderstood.-12

It's okay but I may have started to erase them from the collective unconscious I'll go ahead and stop that but no getting in the way of me helping humanity got it

[chaoinsurgency]

Evil is a part of the name and you guys kept the last practical joke the cyber darkness end dragons corpse-12

[sketchy-doctor-offical]

I’ve come to check your mad doctors license

Uhhhh yeah course uhh.... One sec

*sounds of papers shuffling and crashing noises*

Here you go!

..

*It's just a sticky note with "evil medical license" written with a glitter pen*

[chaoinsurgency]

I said mad, not evil oh wait, I can clearly see it in your pocket

[mr-tophat-roleplay]

Mindhack you had heard about it yes?

Mind hack? it looks familiar but no. Do tell us.

[chaoinsurgency]

Search it up on YouTube there should be a Playthrough of it 

[evilpineapple-offical]

What kind of crime?

Gay crime?

yes

[chaoinsurgency]

So you are gay

[short-offical]

GUYS I FELL INTO A PUDDLE BUT I FINALLY GOT OUT (BIT LOST BUT I’LL GET HOME RIGHT…)

[chaoinsurgency]

Bro, we’re on a boat

[silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical]

How is the husband?

Alive and well.

Do NOT believe him when he says I stabbed him. Shhhhhhh

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

we never believe him when he says you stabbed him

[silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical]

Exactly

[chaoinsurgency]

Calling cap on the being alive he was buried 3y ago

[catchymemes]

These circles are stationary

[jadagul]

Thanks I hate it.

[argumate]

*sigh* all power to hypnotoad.

[violetfractal]

Checked with a ruler and took screenshots - the circles are completely stationary. The effect is also not generated by the arrows, rather by the oscillating color.

The rings have 1px wide borders that oscillate out of phase with their interiors, and your eyes perceive the phase shifted borders as moving edges. It’s really neat, our optic nerves have specific hardware for edge detection and this gif fools it!

Also if I look away from the gif and stare at a spot, the gif looks really trippy in my peripheral vision. A++

[ngkiscool]

My brain hurts.

[kedreeva]

Also, if you get the gif into just the right area of your blind spot by looking to the side, your brain will tell you there’s only 1 circle.

[chaoinsurgency]

All hail the Hypno told

[awobbles]

If Riggy was an SCP, which he isn’t, how would the foundation contain him?

[chaoinsurgency]

Contain the portal Not the creatures that come out of it 

[awobbles]

I think Riggy can open up portals to anywhere-

wait, you’re the Chais Insurgency! Why are you suggesting ways to contain an anomaly when your organization’s entire thing is to make them breach containment?

[chaoinsurgency]

That’s what the body looks like

Also does not control the portal opening riggy can only make it closed 

[awobbles]

If Riggy was an SCP, which he isn’t, how would the foundation contain him?

[chaoinsurgency]

Contain the portal Not the creatures that come out of it 

[awobbles]

SOMEONE TOOK ONE OF MY SCPS’ NUMBERS AGAIN!

[chaoinsurgency]

What was the number?

[no-one-offical]

3000 notes, and I might as well sing another song

[darkness-offical]

EVERYONE HELP WITH THIS

@light-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @not-offical-offical @nothing-offical @nowhere-offical @man-offical IDK WHO TO TAG

[not-offical-offical]

YOU GUYS WE GOTTA LOCK IN FOR THIS

[no-one-offical]

I don't think you'll be able to do it haha

[chaoinsurgency]

You know what you must do 

[scp-049-j-the-cure]

You are a baby, so tiny 

I- I'm not TINY......!!

[chaoinsurgency]

Your a baby

Your tiny

Your a berd

[i-am-gargling-orange-juice]

You are not worthy

Also, my leg man

So as I said before, I have no idea what the context is and have no idea what to do with this ask so I guess here hold this:🦿 or this if this helps more: 🩼🩼 Also, do you know by any chance why can't there be a emoji of forearm crutches? I heard these underarm crutches aren't very user friendly. Sorry if this is an incoherent train of thought lol

[chaoinsurgency]

You are unaware of the skeleton war we are not mutuals anymore 

[i-am-gargling-orange-juice]

leg

[chaoinsurgency]

Fread your leg!!!!!!!