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The Batfamily Tree.

...or as much of it as I could fit. Which was a surprisingly lot. I’m not even sure what to write! I guess... Some explanations/notes-

Jane and Vanderveer’s parent(s) aren’t stated, but they are on the Wayne side of the family.

Bette’s parent(s) are not stated either, but she is on the Kane side of the family.

It was never officially stated if Alina’s father was Bruce or the Joker, or both, or neither.

Lance was adopted(?) due to an agreement his father made with Thomas Wayne, but he died pretty early into his life with Bruce and Dick.

Holly was adopted by Selina in at least one continuity, and serves typically as a younger sister figure to her. Arizona was brought into Selina’s life after Holly’s ‘death,’ and served as a similar figure, but was not officially adopted I don’t believe.

Stephanie was adopted by Bruce in at least one continuity.

Sasha/Scarlet and Tyler/Blue Hood are not canonically adopted/fostered by Jason, but, come on. They should be! Also, as far as I’m aware, Rose is the only person to be canonically married to Jason. Sorry JayRoy, Jaytemis, Joyfire, etc. shippers!

Charlie wasn’t officially fostered/adopted by Babs, but the Birds of Prey (Babs included) seemed to take on a parental role for her.

Carrie Kelley is Babs’s cousin(?) in some continuities, I think, but I decided not to add that because... there’s too much already okay...

Easter Egg: Warren McGinnis’s family ‘box’ is connected to the Detective/Pizza Club (Maps’s) box because he was a friend of the Detective Club/in Gotham Academy at the same time as them! ;)

I hope people can find this tree useful! And if some of these are characters you’ve never heard of before, well, then you can check out my fic- Alina Shelley-Wayne Meets the Batfamily- to get a look at pretty much all of them! ADDITIONALLY, I’m working on a Masterpost for all Batfam information (timelines, maps, histories, etc.), which you can view what I have HERE. It should not be editable, so please don’t if it is. If you have information for it you want to tell me, DM me here on Tumblr for now.

Please reblog so other people can see this and hopefully learn more about the Batfamily! Especially for those that don’t particularly read the comics, I think it’d be really helpful.

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Tim and dick have different brands of foot in mouth disease because tim is genuinely clueless and self centered when he says stuff like "your parents death was the most traumatizing thing to happen to me" or complains about how hard it is to lie to your parents to orphans, but dick is 100 percent aware of what he's doing when he says stuff like "you think your dad would put up with you like I do" and throws accessibility or lack thereof in people's faces or brings up Roy's past addiction in arguments, he just CHOOSES to say that

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jason todd reads classics & damian wayne reads warrior cats and they’re both constantly beefing with jason acting like he’s all high & mighty and damian explaining every single plot line in warrior cats to convince him that warrior cats can be sophisticated, like there’s “racism & heaven and hell & a complex religion & class structure” and jason always responds with “they’re talking cats”

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Idk, but there is this great fanfic in which the whole bat-family gets transported into the warrior cats world and Damian is the only one who knows what is going on cause he is a fan of the series. It's really good

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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there’s a fic???

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WAIT THATS ME

THATS MINE

WHAT AM I DOING HERE

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jason todd reads classics & damian wayne reads warrior cats and they’re both constantly beefing with jason acting like he’s all high & mighty and damian explaining every single plot line in warrior cats to convince him that warrior cats can be sophisticated, like there’s “racism & heaven and hell & a complex religion & class structure” and jason always responds with “they’re talking cats”

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@thebookbin love the idea of dick reading them too because he loves that damian like more kid things & damian off-handedly comments that he wished he had someone to talk about it to and so dick decides to read them too but then he finds he has very strong opinions about these cats

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Cyborg: I can interface with satellites that allow me to perceive and measure countless electric signals and waves flying through space and the atmosphere. I can listen to the sun, live. But sure, let’s all freak out because Beast Boy just figured out he can see shrimp colors.

Beast Boy: Cranky ‘cuz you can’t see shrimp colors, aren’t ya?

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Raven, not even looking up from her book: Tch. I can see shrimp colors too, it’s just there’s no way for me to see them without also perceiving 13 overlapping hell dimensions at the same time.

Beast Boy: Wh… what?

Cyborg: Seconded. What?

Raven: Oh it’s all ‘Raven why don’t you talk about yourself more’ until I mention the ‘Everyone’s face is peeled off’ dimension.

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@stammed-cleams You. You get it.

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Robin, who can’t see shit through his white mesh mask: 

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Is that Batman’s Kid?

hey. is that his kid?

Biologically his Kid: Damian, Alina (maybe), Terry, Matt, Helena W., Helena K., Bruce Jr.

Legally his Kid: Dick, Jason, Tim, Cass, Duke (maybe)

Emotionally his Kid: Steph, Harper, Cullen, Carrie, Helena D.

His Kid only on the Weekends: Babs, Claire, Luke, Tiffany, Nell, Olive

His Kid but Evil/Cloned: Athanasia, Mara, Aion, Heretic, Tallant, Kull

Legally his Grandkid: Mar’i, Jake, John II, Clark Wayne

Emotionally his Grandkid: Sasha, Tyler, Charlie

Legally his Great-Grandkid: Lara Wayne, Lois Wayne

Legally his Great-Great-Grandkid: Thomas Taylor Wayne

Legally his Dead No Actually Dead Permanently Dead Kid: Lance, Henry Jr.

Actually that’s like his Cousin/Sister: Kate, Julia, Bette

Emotionally his Kid but in an Alternate Universe: Rochelle, Tris, Redblade

Jarro: Jarro

so yeah. that’s his kid.

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jason and duke discussing whether the correct use of an automobile is stealing all its tires or jumping out of it while it’s traveling at full speed

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Two "Batman and his kids" doodles I did on vacation, one was at a kids center and the other was on a sidewalk

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I'm on vacation and can't animate my dogified/catified Batfam and I'm neglecting writing my fanfics soooo I decided to draw and draw a human Jason Todd XD I took inspiration from @causeimanartist and @mumblesplash trying to draw him, or his face at least lol

Personally, just to make him easier to identify hair-wise amongst the Batkids, I stuck with the curls on his head that I believe he has in B:TAS's comics even thought I reeeeeallly liked how the hair style was when I copied @mumblesplash

I tried to go with my typical 'draw face round' style at first but it just would not give me the sharpness I wanted for Jason, so I think I'm gonna reserve that for Dick and baby robins

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i have delusions of grandeur and want to be personally responsible for at least one truly inescapable piece of bat-fanon so i’m trying to workshop ideas heres what i’ve got so far:

jason has glow-in-the-dark blood

bruce eats bugs because they’re ‘basically just small lobsters’

tim drake invented bitcoin

bruce has actually been bald for years those are wigs

the joker is a hoax

duke can photosynthesize like a plant but gotham is so gloomy he hasn’t figured this out yet

dick was faking the whole memory loss thing for attention

cass considers bandaids to be a sign of weakness but like specifically when jason uses them

fear toxin is a placebo

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“duke can photosynthesize like a plant but gotham is so gloomy he hasn’t figured this out yet“

@duketectivecomics and any other Duke blogs out there - BLEASE accept this hc into ur heart ❤️

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Okay so I’ve compiled all the Damian & Talia hugs I could find for free serotonin

Bonus - not a hug but I appreciate this panel so much

We need more good mother & son interactions between these two, which I’m hoping Robin (2021) will have in future issues

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ok i ended up missing a few so here they are!!

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I Refuted I Had Anything to do with the Murder || Red Hood animatic (Batfam)

Gotta love me some Jason casual murderokay but i love the idea that Bruce is super casual but still disappointed about all of Jason's murdering, like, Bruce ...

back at it again with the Jason and Bruce meme animatics

okay but i love the idea that Bruce is super casual but still disappointed about all of Jason's murdering, like, Bruce is like a person spraying their cat with water when they do something wrong to Jason, those are the vibes I want

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Until Red X is unmasked, TT Red X shall forever be the ultimate 'insert character' character. They can be an OC, a reader insert, a canon character under cover. We don't know their motives, they are not good nor bad, they can be who ever you want them to be.

he is every character, oc or canon, all at once, and nothing can change my mind lol

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im sorry but discowing!Dick and robin!Jason’s relationship is purely Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit vibes

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what type of tumblr accounts would the batkids have? 🤔🤔

(i am aware that this is gonna be terrible but i’m a bit manic rn so there’s no stopping me ✨)

DUKE

-Duke would have a super pretentious poetry/film bro blog

-(affectionate) but only because it’s Duke

-like he’d post his own poetry and. the poetry is actually really good

-but then he’d say some shit like “poetic cinema” completely unironically abt like. The Usual Suspects

-it’s ok king you have time i believe in you

-he also probably has a gotham sideblog dedicated towards solving The Riddler’s riddles and stuff

TIM

-you can’t tell me tim wouldn’t be like. a Big Name in the superhero fandom

-like he’s a nine yr old who doesn’t see his parents all that often but is keeping a secret that less than 5 ppl know

-of course he’s gonna go online to see if anybody else has figured it out, and then he’s gonna get attached and stay, and then he’s gonna be so prevalent in the fandom that he’s just. THE blog if you wanna keep up with the latest superhero news/discourse/memes

-also since he made the blog when he was nine the username is probably something like The_Dragon_Kid LMAO

-he also has a photography sideblog that never really took off, but that’s okay

JASON

-i’m crying omfg jason would run a litblr/studyblr

-he had it back during the Golden Age (before d*shcon </3)

-and maybe he’s only had it for a couple years or so when he suddenly goes MIA

-his mutuals are distraught and wonder where the funny guy with all the hot takes about Jane Austen went

-and then like he comes back 4-5 years later and starts making posts abt how pissed he is about the site’s new layout

-“THEY CHANGED THE BLUE??”

-“YOU CAN’T EDIT POSTS NOW? What is the POINT?”

-he becomes site-famous as that one Classic Tumblr guy

-people send him asks about where he’s been this whole time and he’s like “oh i died lol”

DAMIAN

-if damian somehow came across tumblr he would absolutely end up as a warrior cats rp blog

-he starts straight up using the whole asterisks rp thing in his daily texts too

- Tim: dinner time brat alfie made soup

- Damian: *hisses* I will be down in two minutes.

-after THAT starts happening tim just. cries because what the fuck

-dick does it back but like *hugs*

DICK

-i cannot imagine dick ever having a tumblr i’m sorry him and cass don’t have tumblrs but they are mentioned (not by name) by their brothers in tumblr posts enough to have a fair presence on tumblr themselves (unknowingly ofc)

-dick just does enough Weird Shit (as does everyone else in the fam) that ppl are convinced they’re lying for clout like all those “and everybody clapped” Early Tumblr Stories™️

-but it’s all true

STEPH

-steph would have a s*pernatural blog </3

-so sorry queen

-she was probably one of the Fandom Elders too

-probably mingled with S*perWh*L*ck a fair amount but never actually got into the others

-def was a killer in the whole ‘fandom v. hipster’ wars

-she also was mad abt the site redesign but she was actually there for it

-probably joined The Day of d*shcon LMAO

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OH MY GOD DAMIAN’S TUMBLR BEING WARRIORS YES I LITERALLY HAVE A FIC WHERE HE AND THE FAM GET TRANSPORTED TO THE WARRIORS WORLD AND HE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHATS GOING ON VSKJDFSJSD

im cryinggggg im so glad somebody else understands that Damian 100% reads Warrior Cats vksdjfsk

you can read my fic here btw lmaooo

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you're grounded, Jay || Red Hood Animatic (Batfam)

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got a haha funny video this time!!!