Chaotic Librarian

Semi-active at best. Current obsession: Tanner "SmallAnt" Minecraft and Eric "PointCrow" Morino. Main blog.  25 years old

[chaotic-librarian]

Just in case I haven't made this clear enough (and tbh I don't think I have before today)

If I am not directly AND EXCLUSIVELY quoting/sourcing anything about any of my obsessions (real or fictional) from the source of said obsession, I'm not talking about the canon character/real person. I'm talking about a fictionalized version of them that has been stewing and cooking in my brain and has taken over my conscious.

I don't believe wincest was canon, nor that it should have been. I have just created a universe in my own head where they were even more codependent and crazy than canon made them.

I don't believe smallcrow is real. They're real people with real lives and the reason I blog about them is because I want to share my (wild, dissonant, etc.) thoughts in a contained space away from their platforms. If I thought there was ever a chance of them seeing my stuff, I would never have posted on here. They deserve their peace and space and to get to be real people.

The fake version of them existing in my brain (and in my google docs/on my ao3) should not and does not equate to the real people/canon depictions. They're alternate universes at best, and depraved ramblings of a madwoman at worst, and should not be taken as real. Never.

[mostlyvoidpartiallyjims]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip from a stand-up performance by @ janet.mcnamara.

[crossroadsbishounen]

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

[narutoheritageposts]

january 30, 2016

[spacemancharisma]

HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY SFW SASUKE

[defend-the-net-offical-deactiva]

OpenAI running out of money, you say?

Like to charge, Reblog to cast!!!

[rhube]

A wild ride:

This author has chosen to make their posts visible only to people who are signed in.

(I'm sorry, I don't have the spoons to alt-text all that, but if anyone wants to add in a reblog, have at.)

[reverbraven]

[talvin-muircastle]

Errant bus driver takes passengers for unwanted ride to Vienna Metro station | FFXnow

A routine bus trip from New York City to D.C. took a harrowing turn for passengers last night (Monday) when the driver reportedly decided to

[familiaralien]

I feel like adding a little addition here because the OP got the funniest possible e-mail after this

[totallyjustabunchofhocuspocus]

You know what I really miss?

The concept of the NOTP as a larger part of fandom etiquette. No moralizing tirades, no condescending screeds about media literacy, no trying to equate shipping or not shipping something with being better than someone else. Just...oh, that ship? Nah, that's a NOTP for me.

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

[legally-a-bastard]

this is so fucking cute

[funny-tik-toks]

[leupagus]

This is the kind of "just dudes bein' bros" shenaniganery I can support

[boybeetles]

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

[boybeetles]

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

[yetanothergreyjedi]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

[headspace-hotel]

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

[codecicle-archive]

queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

[codecicle-archive]

"why polyamorous people aren't valid" "mspec lesbians AREN'T okay actually" "aroallos are freaks" "he/him dni. cis men dni" "this post is for non-men only" yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!

[codecicle-archive]

maybe I'm just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define "man" and "woman" so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn't very "love is love" of you. maybe i just don't have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are "weird and predatory" sounds like we're all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you'll notice you can't actually tell if someone's gay or not from their appearance, and there's no way to know if they're "invading queer spaces". maybe it's just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn't ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going "WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)" while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about

[codecicle-archive]

muting my notifs for this post but i need to acknowledge this first. My favorite tags fr 🙏

[zazzedcoffee]

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[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[hedwig221b]

[grapefruiters]

masculine looking cishet guy wearing an ”ask me about my pronouns” shirt. when you ask about his pronouns he really excitedly explains to you that they’re he/him.

[mathsbian]

This is what we want when we say cis people should explore their gender too. Get excited about it! Euphoria is awesome! Find what you love about being you and embrace it wholeheartedly!

[spacelazarwolf]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[astro-egg-celent]

I want a dachshund or other small dog because it seems like a good middle ground

[veshume]

Sorry for the unsolicited advice, but please do think it over. Dachshunds (and many other small breeds) actually require quite a lot of activity and exercise (mental and physical)*. If those needs aren't met, that can cause so many difficult behavioral problems. They're working dogs, after all: if they aren't given a job, they'll find one themselves (and it'll be likely something very annoying or unpleasant to you)

*yes, it does depend on the individual dog, but the general tendency points to those breeds being high energy

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#tons of small breeds were made specifically to hunt small fast animals so like. don't get a small dog thinking it'll be easier#dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers. do you want a dog with the need to hunt badgers or do you want a little dude to hang out with#if it's the latter just get a cat

[bestnoncannonship]

See I don't think Sherlock and Watson had much of a pining phase. I don't think it makes sense for them despite the raging homophobia and queer panic of the era they were active in. I don't think Holmes's 1) deductive prowess 2) autistic rizz would allow for a long period of gay pining.

Holmes knew from the get go that Watson looked at both men and women with admiration. He's got the greatest observation skills and deductive prowess of an era. It doesn't take much to notice Watson NOTICING EVERYONE with gusto, he's hardly subtle about his thirsty descriptions of men and women alike, even in his writing. He's a former army man. A significant number of his former associates from the army have decidedly "languid" (late 19th century queer coded) qualities. This dude, even if he has yet to partake of any homosexual activities himself, is no stranger and holds no medical objections. (Particularly if you think of him as being based on Doyle, who wrote some very sympathetic, very progressive medical things on homosexuality in his day.)

And then you have Sherlock. Of strange habits. Uncouth. Very direct and to the point Sherlock Holmes. He's not rude, not by any sense of the word, he's too kind by nature, but he doesn't brook any bullshit and has a low tolerance for artifice for artifice's sake. And he's DEFINITELY queer. (I did a whole academic presentation basically low key proving by the end Doyle KNEW what he was doing. That was a QUEER man Doyle was writing.)

This queer disaster, on a cocaine bender after not sleeping or eating for three days, emotionally disregulated in the wake of a case, will turn to the doctor Watson who is desperately and unsuccessfully trying to herd him into bed and feed him a sandwich simultaneously and say something along the lines of "My friend, your doting, as symptomatic of a larger altruistic nature, is one of your more attractive qualities. And I do find you devastatingly attractive, my dear Watson."

And, Poor beleaguered Watson, so distracted as he is by trying to get Holmes to eat and sleep before he actively collapses on the floor of their rooms (which he has done. Many a time.), doesn't pause to think about that before replying "And I'm absolutely besotted with you as well, good chap, but please can we discuss this OVER A GOOD MEAL after you've had a good restorative SLEEP, because damnit man are you TRYING to die???"

And the next morning they were in a relationship neither of them seems to consciously remember entering. Truly the dumbest brilliant gays.