when my (1) braincell bugs me to draw, and when I ask it what it just says, a pretty but dangerous lady but won't tell me how
Cosimo Galluzzi
RMH
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will byers stan first human second
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.

shark vs the universe

@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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JVL

Discoholic 🪩
Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
i don't do bad sauce passes
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todays bird
Three Goblin Art
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when my (1) braincell bugs me to draw, and when I ask it what it just says, a pretty but dangerous lady but won't tell me how
what is YOUR specific personal reason you shouldn’t be handed the aux? call urself out (in the tags or not. cmon this is public)
Cause I play squid music and my grandma thinks it's demonic :(
anyone else here ever just eat butter
fish i can’t defend this one
from the ages of 4-7 i used to sneak into the fridge in the late hours of the night while my grandma and mom were sleeping just to eat butter from the butter container but the light of the fridge would give me away so i would grab the butter container and hide in the snack cabinet(i was and am very small)
so i’d just sit there in the dark cabinet eating raw butter with my bare hands and normally i wouldn’t get caught but one night while my mom was binging law and order she opened the cabinet to grab some chips and low and behold there i be stuffing my face with raw butter
we both froze for what felt like awhile but then she asked me if i could pass her the chips(i was sitting infront of them) so i told her okay as long as she doesn’t tell grandma and she nodded so i gave her the chips and she went back to her law and order
she kept her deal but it didn’t matter cause the next day grandma found me out cause 1 i ate most of the butter and 2 it was scraped with little fingers and i got scolded so bad that every time i tried to eat raw butter after that my tummy would hurt, i’d feel like i was gonna vomit, and i felt the fear tingles in my spine that i get when i would get royally yelled at
Just talked to a friend of mine that does not live in the same place I do and I just found out mixing peas and mayo isn’t normal a snack what the fuck do you guys eat then
Shower thoughts: water
soap
eats the soap cause it smells like fruit
WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS?? :(
The Hell is this bullshit >:T its just a computer crashing get over it
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@hellsite-hall-of-fame
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Do you love the color of the :(
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
i had the urge to search for this and bring it back
i feel like i just discovered a fossil
apparently this has lived rent free in my brain for ELEVEN YEARS!?
apparently this
has lived rent free in my brain
for ELEVEN YEARS!?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Beautiful job haiku bot
Currently playing Phasmophobia with my friend, she died and I'm hiding in a closet. I have no idea how long hunts are and neither does she but she's been tailing that bitch. Unfortunately she had to go downstairs to greet her grandpa so now I'm alone in the dark hearing footsteps and humming please help
Just a pokemon legends arceus comic where the mc is chased out into the alabaster icelands instead and everything goes horribly wrong
genuinely offensive that human bodies are designed to urinate. bitch you are in constant need of water. you are made of water. it is your basic building block. you utter whore i just watered you and now you're pissing it away???? and demanding MORE?
I think you'd like this one
https://youtu.be/HrBJDvPZf2g
what should I draw
A feral long furby and a moth dragon creature having tea
Mashed potato
Asian pear
Do not vote on this poll. Restrain yourself. Hold back your curiosity. Tamp down your defiant streak. Feel free to interact with the post in other ways — but whatever you do, do NOT vote.<br><br>Check back in a week to find out how good Tumblr users are at delayed gratification.
I have zero self-restraint and voted the very first time I saw this post
I restrained myself the first time I saw this, but eventually I caved
Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote
we are all so good at listening
A lot of monster enthusiasts are horny —reasonably so— BUT I need more wholesome monster content.
What about my date with my monster partner? Making them foods? Cuddling at night?? Assuring them that I really don’t mind their fangs when we kiss?
HM? Wheres THAT content??
For scientific study reasons how many bats have you removed from your house. Like the animal, not the wooden thing
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six or more
At least one every year
I never counted. I’m not really much of a math guy
Sat on the couch and screamed while someone else removed the bat
None (I will be surprised if anyone chooses this option)
Do reblog if you answer, I need a large test group.