Ch(a)o(ti)c Good (T)h(ie)f

Too lazy to change my header image back lol

[chaoticgoodthief]

Masterpost of My Stuff

Welp... time to do one of these. Call me Chaotic / Nogard. Mostly just reblog and lurk but here's a good chunk of the stuff I've made if you're interested.

My Games:

The Heroic Quest of Sir Heroism McHero The story of Sir Heroism McHero very simple, extremely normal quest to save the Princess from the Dark Mage of Evil Magic.

The No. Escape Room Where you might just spend an eternity finding a true escape. Warning: The way to leave may not be as easy as it seems...

(Don't like the current state of my other games enough to promote them, but you can find them on my itch.io page)

My Comics:

Little Red A comic about cycles of violence. Inspired by the story of Little Red Riding Hood

OFFtale A character study on Valerie and Papyrus, retelling the moment that Valerie attempted to eat Japhet. Or if you want, you can find my first version here

Echo A character study on the Narrator from Slay the Princess

My Writing:

General:

Death is a Pyramid Scheme A story about a Death that waits, written based on a prompt by @/mikkeneko

Beans, Greens and Other Strange Things A crossover between Jack and the Beanstalk and Tom Thumb. Written for a challenge made by @/thepenultimateword

A Gem for The Princess A snippet from a quest for the Gem of Burning Passion. Written using the prompt of Oblivious x Smitten for @/feline17ff.

Your Shoulder Angel and Demon Written based on a prompt by @/writing-prompt-s

The Supreme Wizard of Hertenshire Being the single braincell isn't all it's cracked up to be. Written with inspiration from the story of the second century warlord

Poetry:

Zombies and Grief Based on the idea that zombies mimic the actions of the people they had been while they were alive.

Icarus Shall Fall A retelling of tragedy of Icarus

The Circus Bird The prized highlight of the show

Trickstersaintpril: @/trickstersaint's April NaNoWriMo

From the Tempered Sky For the prompt "Lighting"

Fallen For the prompt "Where'd the time go?"

Vindication For the prompt "Vindictive"

The Ouroboros Crown For the prompt "You must change your life"

The Ribbon For the prompt "Ribbon"

Blooming For the prompt "Blooming"

Curtain Call For the prompt "Supernova"

Perspective For the prompt "A Speculative Poem"

Killing Time For the prompt "Natural History"

The Hunt For the prompt "Technology"

Vulpes, Vulpes For the prompt "Woodland"

Vinegar For the prompt "Honey"

I Told Them The Truth For the prompt "Here's what I told them:"

Escape Room For the prompt "Escape Room"

Beneath the Waves For the prompt "Buried Treasure"

That Prayer Wheel, Churning For the prompt "Prayer"

Reiteration Iteration Iteration For the prompt "Tracing"

Bronze For the prompt "Bronze"

Windows For the prompt "Irises"

What's My Favourite Colour? For the prompt ""Favourite Colour"

The Vow For the prompt "Do You Promise?"

The Golden Fool For the prompt "Heart Strings"

Heroes & Villains section:

Mission Archnemesis (Was A Catastrophic Failure) Dumbass supers being dumbasses. Written for the Villaintine's Day event by @/black-rose-events

Dublin and Celestial Sometimes a family is a grouchy old man and his adopted master thief daughter. Written as a secret santa gift for @/raineandsky

Recall and Either The local sunshine hero, despite whow things may seem, is far more dangerous than the villians they fight could ever be. Written based on a prompt by @/writing-prompt-s

False Feathers and Lightning Strikes Written for the Writing Misfits Secret Santa for @/watercolorfreckles

Stories set in the Estenburg Universe:

Tuesday in Estenburg A normal day in the life of Selina Paige, one of the only lifestyle reporters for both heroes and villains. Written for @/feline17ff

A (Technically) Heroic Rescue After Selina Paige gets hurt taking photos of a major battle, Major Monologue takes her home to patch her up

NeMisses A nemesis that never was? A hero that never got to battle? A villain that got away? NeMisses is the website for you!

My Quizzes

A creeping rot overcomes you

Become the Master of a Realm

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[crabussy]

hi trans kiwis and friends. if you haven't seen the news, they're trying to pass a frankly insidious bill in aotearoa to define the terms 'man' and 'woman' based on biological sex. this unsurprisingly reflects a lot of similar cruel efforts happening overseas at the moment. IT HASN'T PASSED YET, but I figured I should speak up about it because this is happening as we speak.

(screenshot from the linked RNZ article)

it seems very fucking bleak!!!! please don't lose hope! it hasn't passed yet and a lot of the shoddy bills suggested by the coalition have been shot down already. it's still worth knowing about. you don't have to share this post if you don't want to. I just know that a lot of my followers are kiwi. if there are any updates as to what we can do to push back against this, I'll make a relevant addition. kia kaha, okay? love you all.

[crabussy]

UPDATE: you can now very quickly and very easily submit a comment on the bill! these will be counted and considered in parliament.

it took me less than three minutes, and that's only because I wrote a whole paragraphs on why this is a stupid idea. all you really need to put is "don't pass this bill" if you want. it'll only take 30 seconds.

if you're able to and you want to, please consider reblogging! the more reach this gets, the better. thank you all so much [:

[chaoticgoodthief]

Wow- I am SO lucky this came up on my likes suggestions thank you for letting us know! I've made my submission and I'm hoping for the best (...Funny. I'm taking public law right now with focus on the NZBORA... wonderful timing)

[crabussy]

hi trans kiwis and friends. if you haven't seen the news, they're trying to pass a frankly insidious bill in aotearoa to define the terms 'man' and 'woman' based on biological sex. this unsurprisingly reflects a lot of similar cruel efforts happening overseas at the moment. IT HASN'T PASSED YET, but I figured I should speak up about it because this is happening as we speak.

(screenshot from the linked RNZ article)

it seems very fucking bleak!!!! please don't lose hope! it hasn't passed yet and a lot of the shoddy bills suggested by the coalition have been shot down already. it's still worth knowing about. you don't have to share this post if you don't want to. I just know that a lot of my followers are kiwi. if there are any updates as to what we can do to push back against this, I'll make a relevant addition. kia kaha, okay? love you all.

[crabussy]

UPDATE: you can now very quickly and very easily submit a comment on the bill! these will be counted and considered in parliament.

it took me less than three minutes, and that's only because I wrote a whole paragraphs on why this is a stupid idea. all you really need to put is "don't pass this bill" if you want. it'll only take 30 seconds.

if you're able to and you want to, please consider reblogging! the more reach this gets, the better. thank you all so much [:

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[chaoticgoodthief]

5/10 hated InsertMovie too much focus on the protagonist :/

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

[crazysnor1ax]

[whiteflwrs]

can’t and won’t stop thinking about eva stratt and ryland grace as two sides of the same sacrificial coin: one who offered herself to the cause as the world’s scapegoat and celebrated by no one, and one who is made the lamb without his consent yet celebrated as the savior he never agreed to be.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

and it’s exactly in said coin’s nature — two sides always meant to be tied to another, and never meant to face each other again.

[newtonpermetersquare]

So that’s basically how it went down

[tricornking]

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

[crowttore]

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

[ozdical]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[macclownn]

TEN PEOPLE YOU'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER GAME

i was tagged by @turneraidan 💖💖💖

🎵 last song: whoomp! there it is - tag team. saw this phm tiktok edit and haven't stopped listening to it.

📺 currently watching: adults fx (yes again. so much better the second time watching it through the panton lens), widow's bay (i want to marry matthew rhys so BAD), and you rang m'lord? (an oldie, used to watch it with my dad and he bought me the box set not long before he died. i never watched them again until now.)

💖 current obsession: adults fx, half man, and project hail mary. also jigsaws (i've been doing so many, we have a little club at work) and going to the cinema (i go at least once a week these days!).

📚 currently reading: still working through young mungo by douglas stuart, about halfway through. idk why it's taken so long, i guess i'm just not vibing with it the way i hoped i would. it's so so similar to half man in a lot of ways but it doesn't quite hit the same. oh! and i reserved butter by asako yuzuki at my library and that just became available this morning so i guess i'll start that soon.

✍️ currently working on: my half man fic that i'm not talking about. i'm about halfway through, trying not to burn myself out so i'm slowing down with the updates as the chapters get longer.

🔍 last google search: picross e7 solutions po86. bcus fuck that puzzle.

📌 tag 10: @apricustar @bambicest @danielsarmand @estpolynesianmary @horrorvampiree @introvertedeviant @lazybakerart @mossterious @noah-wyles @rmilkies

please don't feel obligated!!! i don't want to be annoying. 🫣

[mossterious]

TEN PEOPLE YOU'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER GAME

Omg thank you SO much for the tag

🎵last song: autumn town leaves by iron & wine, part of the playlist i listen to most, very good song!

📺 currently watching: leverage redemption (for the first time, though I’ve loved leverage itself for a while, MASH (for the first time since I was a kid), and Columbo! (Watching it out of order using a spreadsheet and a lot of audacity, nearly done the whole thing!) (also for the first time since I was a kid!)

💖 current obsession: Columbo, baking, pokemon, secordle (wordle but you play 16 wordles at once)

📚 currently reading: designing your life: how to build a well-loved, joyful life, by Bill Burnett and Dave Evans, as recommended to me by the lovely @shrimptacodaniels , I’ve been reading it slowly cuz it’s a real thinker, oh and I’ve been slowly rereading the ASOUE series!

✍️ currently working on: a big secret project also with her (because… when is this not the case?), also currently working on RESTING MY DAMN ELBOW, oh and am part of a MASH big bang (as an artist!), I really want to write again but 1- my evil elbow and 2- its been so hard to focus on a fic lately

🔍 last google search: old man with cane pokemon, because i was talking about pokemon sprites with my brother and i had such an intense memory of the old guy with cane sprite that i had to find it

📌 tag 10: truthfully I cannot think of 10 and also I have SO much anxiety about cold-tagging people but I am trying so hard and also literallyyyyyy no pressure at all

@finndiseicla @future-dregs @hazellight11 also emma I tagged you above but you can also do this if you wish, even though I know most of these 🥰👋 (seriously no pressure tho)

[shrimptacodaniels]

I would literally do anything for @mossterious sooo 👋🥰

TEN PEOPLE YOU'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER GAME

🎵last song: sneakernight by vanessa hudgens, which is terrifying and fantastic. thanks for your unsettling club beats queen

📺 currently watching: misfits & magic s2!

💖 current obsession: watercolor and bracelet making

📚 currently reading: project Hail Mary by Andy Weir (finally!)

✍️ currently working on: big secret project, little secret project, aaaand an art gallery with my siblings

🔍 last google search: the packing list for my brother’s summer camp! had to double-check we had everything :)

📌 tag 10: i make no promises

@oh-no-here-we-go (no pressure!! I know we’ve only met briefly), @song-jay (👋🥰), and I’ve run out of people I don’t know well yet so let’s tag a darling to keep the chain going @lucy-frostblade

I love you all! No pressure!

[lucy-frostblade]

ty my darling <333

TEN PEOPLE YOU'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER GAME

🎵last song: twin skeletons (hotel in nyc) by fall out boy

📺 currently watching: once upon a time recap by haley whipjack on youtube, also rewatching community and legends of tomorrow

💖 current obsession: arcane again, librarians as always, project hail mary

📚 currently reading: gideon the ninth

✍️ currently working on: dinot3 wip, art for my d20 masq fic

🔍 last google search: electric now to see if theyre doing electriccon this year

📌 tag 10: ill try

@dapper-nahrwhale @chirur @sonicemp3 @imsochaotic @ottoillustrates @totallynotmeems @queenbruv

[ottoillustrates]

Thank you for the tag!

🎵 last song: Bones Don't Rust by The Mountain Goats! I've been listening to the Bleed Out album a lot while cleaning this week

📺 currently watching: Nothing currently, but I watched Project Hail Mary with my sister a few nights ago. I'd like to rewatch Drawtectives this week though!

💖 current obsession: HLVRAI and Project Hail Mary

📚 currently reading: Finished the PHM book last week and haven't started anything new yet, might be starting A Drop of Corruption by Robert Jackson Bennett soon

✍️ currently working on: Lots of cleaning and a short comic. Definitely need to start my Artfight refs soon

🔎 last google search: "a drop of corruption book" I forgot the author's name lmao

📌 tag 10: No pressure of course! Only respond if you'd like to!

@full-time-femboy @bread-cat-luna @willowberecki @allthecastlesonclouds @a-decent-human-being5 @aroace-elgyem @most-certainly-not-lennard @bardace and anyone else who wants to!!

[a-decent-human-being5]

🎵last song: Dumpster Fire by Thesaurus Rex; was just sitting outside and listening to a lot of songs but this is the one I ended on

📺currently watching: Witch Hat Atelier as it airs but outside of that nothing really

💖current obsession: oh there’s just so many right now. Drawfee and drawtectives is basically always on the brain, slay the princess is another one that’s like obvious, got into camp moonmirror recently and that’s been rotating in my brain like crazy, also bunch of friends I’ve been watching a lot of them lately

📚currently reading: nothing unfortunately not even some fanfics rip

✍️currently working on: a lot of things mostly fanart though. I have a few slay the princess drawings I want to get to, I keep on making moonmirror art, and I have a sketch of the drawtectives I want to get done. I’m also planning to do art fight for the first time this year and need to submit some ocs still.

🔎last google search: “white claw” I saw that what’s your wolf name post and mine was white claw and I went to double check that white claw is in fact just a beer

📌tag 10: if you’re a mutual I didn’t tag you are absolutely welcome to add on as well and if I did tag you there’s no pressure to respond. You know the usual.

@100frogsinatrenchcoat @gecko-with-a-greatsword @juniperleviathan @respectablecapers @mjlegends @copperrook @8ft

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

oh boy

🎵last song: Waterlane from the Esoteric Ebb soundtrack

📺currently watching: d20 city council of darkness

💖current obsession: I've gotten really into esoteric ebb, also kinda dont hug me im scared. i watched it as it got added to dropout and frankly it should not be my kind of thing but my brain is full of surprises

📚currently reading: Taíno by José Barreíro, also still working through a reread of the hero's guide series that I've been doing for AGES because I'm so fucking slow at reading guys (i am on the third book tho and im actually pretty close. the problem is by the time i finish the series i already don't remember anything so I'm like time to read it again i guess and its an endless cycle)

✍️currently working on: ooh boy well i almost don't want to say it because i am extremely slow at writing and i may not ever finish them but i have a couple fanfics in the works. one for heros guide and one for falsettos. also making very slow progress (are you sensing a theme) on an ooak doll customization thing, mostly just making different outfits for her. i am also trying to learn cotards solution by will wood on the piano for some reason

🔍last google search: "dhmis sheet music" (results for this were abysmal btw theres like nothing) that was my last google search but i don't use google very often. my last duckduckgo search was "kung fu panda 4 cast" i think

📌tag 10: uhh 10? ok sorry guys @queercoded-disney-villain @prince-frederic @ghostlycoyote0 @finsettoland @epicmilly @eptck @secretlyafiveheadeddragon @littlebleubirb @10-dutchies-12-bicycles @cement-flavoured-ice-cream no pressure and stuff obviously

[prince-frederic]

long long!

🎵 last song: forever by the long dippers!

📺 currently watching: currently not watching any shows, but ive seen a few movies these last few days! and ive been watching so many wolfeyvgc videos

💖 current obsession: heros guide! but also tomodachi life :)

📚 currently reading: just finished the book thief so im taking a pause from reading, but i think my next book will be watership down, or maybe anna karenina :D

✍️ currently working on: commissions, mostly! im being real slow with them though and its making me mad at myself, there are also writing things i wanna get back to (aka the liam/briar fic), and just write some stuff for myself!

🔎 last google search: watercolour paper! i found a nice watercolour sketchbook and travel set id like to buy, because ive been doing a bit more traditional art lately

📌 tag 10: jesus thats a lot, ill do the best off the top of my head

@melancholiast-clair @secretlyafiveheadeddragon @citrusinthewalls @thrilloffirstlove @anonover @chaoticgoodthief @demitsdes @dinner-rol @syntaxgardenstudios @enbybuddy

[chaoticgoodthief]

🎵last song: Transcendental Cha Cha Cha by Tom Cardy. It's genuinely one of my favourite songs I love it so much-

📺 currently watching: Knives Out (I'm finally slowly making my way through it!)

💖 current obsession: Oh, so many more than I can easily list- The top ones are: Slay the Princess, EPIC the Musical, The Dark Queen of Mortholme, Hadestown, The Amazing Digital Circus... (I'm slowly realising as I type this out how obsessed I am about themes of fate/inevitability and love that hurts)

📚 currently reading: Saint Young Men manga series. They're so silly I adore them and support their shenanigans. (It's my first time choosing my own manga series rather than being actively recommended one!😊)

✍️ currently working on: Multiple Big Projects TM that I have not gotten close to finishing- Reworking a Slay the Princess alternate universe- writing a time loop hell for my favourite EPIC the Musical blorbo- multiple other unfinished works that I pretend are in progress-

🔍 last google search: Transcendental Cha Cha Cha (I needed to make sure I spelt it right lol)

📌 tag 10: ugggggh no sorry I never like doing tags for these. Open tags go wild

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[inkskinned]

i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.

[inkskinned]

i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.

[orpheusilver]

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[orpheusilver]

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[orpheusilver]

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