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the types as people i know (by an intj)
intj (not me tho) -“yeah i got into medical school quite easily honestly if you try even a little what’s the problem” -good at almost everything -gives the best advice -high standards for art and music -has never heard of taking breaks -really deep emotions secretly -science is art -unique humour that’s hard to describe? like they never tell jokes they just say things in a way that’s hilarious
entj -would 10/10 run for president -Gets Shit Done -speaks loudly -rly confident -has a lot to say -everybody knows them -incredibly creative but somehow approaches it ironically -gives great hugs -also shows affection by suggesting ways u can improve -they protec -they attac
istj -so intelligent i’m screaming -knows so much -huge but fragile ego -friendly with everyone -glares at ppl a lot tho -wants power -everything has it’s order and don’t u dare change it -secretly sentimental -corrects ur grammar
estj -works 24/7 -cares too much about [insert franchise] -seriously don’t criticise it even jokingly -will cut u -studies law and philosophy -suddenly rly bad at arguments once feelings r involved -we talked about space and philosophy a lot when we were close sigh
istp -can’t plan for shiT -is in charge of planning at their job???? why the fuck -glares at everyone -speaks loudly -drives a motorcycle, the stereotype lives
estp -jokes in class constantly -somehow intimidatingly funny -asks annoying questions -reads the chat on ur phone while ur texting, out loud -asks u to repeat something slightly embarrassing u just did
isfp -so soft -wears black exclusively -strong aesthetic -doodles in class -their writing is TINY -likes to talk about rly personal stuff or not at all -just wants to help -a hoe for vinyl
esfp -the smoothest person I’ve ever met -hilarious -ripped™ -eats chips at all times tho??? -amazing dancer -great taste in music -soft and affectionate af if they love u -u might be surprised how empathetic they r -rly dosen’t want to have to think about the future -either ready to party or wants u to leave them alone
infj -way too soft for everyone and everything -somebody help them -always on tumblr -reblogs cheesy motivational quotes -shy and in ur face at the same time -loves books but mainly as a concept -the best way to stay calm at a party is to find the local pet
enfj -way too soft somebody help them dear god -a teacher but can’t tell u when ur answer is wrong bc they don’t wanna hurt ur feelings -harmony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -politically correct -gives useless advice but feels great about it -wants to change the world and make everyone happy -life dream to be a parent
isfj -replies to ur message in 30 seconds -so sweet but it’s unexpected -likes intellectual discussions -rly quiet usually -their partner is their number 1 priority tbh -loves history & greek mythology
esfj -everybody knows them -they know everybody -once got a social award just for being a nice person -good hair and nice clothes -always brings home-cooked meals in tupperware -is rly good with kids -asks u what u put as ur answer on a personality test -has their life together -no one knows y tho bc they’re always oblivious to what’s going on
intp -never in my life has anyone made me laugh so much -actual meme god -somehow both confident and awkward -incredibly intelligent but doesn’t give a shit about school -that’s why dumb teachers were surprised to see them succeed academically after school -wings everything but get’s through with it
entp -smooth and funny wow -knows so much wtf -if u ask them about a topic they will tell u about it for 20 hours without stopping -science!!! -can’t decide on a career bc everything is so interesting and also so boring -i know 6 people who have a crush on them -oblivious™ to that -flirts with everybody
infp -strong ass philosophy on life -will roast both u and themselves -angst -self deprecating memes -wants to do theatre but doesn’t -incredible at foreign languages -tbh soft but not v expressive with emotions
enfp -ppl think they’re Mysterious and Broody and Emotionless -bubbly if u get close to them -is actually a dog -rly soft -affectionate with friends -thinks about magic a lot probably -most emotionally intelligent person i know -the only person i actually like
MBTI types and their oxymoronic identities
ISTJ: Idealistic Pragmatic
ISFJ: Logical Caregiver
ISTP: Intuitive Engineer
ISFP: Practical Dreamer
INTP: Human-centered Robots
INFP: Delicate Fighter
INTJ: Sensitive Thinker
INFJ: Logical Feeler
ENTJ: Pragmatic Six-senser
ENFJ: Judgmental Caregiver
ENTP: Empathetic Joker
ENFP: Philosophical Life-of-the-party
ESTJ: Impulsive Organiser
ESFJ: Needy Protector
ESTP: Insensitive People-lover
ESFP: Organised Fun-lover
MBTI personality types as ancient Greek gods and godessess
ESFJ Aphrodite (Ἀφροδίτη): Born out of the foam of Uranus’ (God of sky) castrated parts that his son, Titan Cronus, had thrown to the sea. Thus, she emerged from the Ocean in all her beauty and grace and all the water Nymphs and all the Winds came to bow before her. Goddess of love and beauty, of pleasure and of passion as she was, all the men desired her and all the women envied her graces. She married Hephaestus, she desired Ares and she loved Adonis. One could always glimpse her winged son, Eros, god of desire, flying above her as she would’ve often whispered to his ear the next mortal whose his heart was about to be shot by Eros’ arrows.
ENFJ Apollo (Ἀπόλλων): God of light, of sun, of music, of poetry, of truth, of knowledge and protector of the arts. He was everything and he knew it all. People worshiped him all over the known world and build him the most gracious and marvelous temples and oracles, where sunbeams would make the white marbles shine as bright as the sun. In return, Apollo through the voice of gifted diviners would reveal to them what would the future hold. He played his lyre and his daughters, the Muses, would come over from the valleys to accompany his sweet melodies. He loved and protected the young as he, himself, remained a young man forever. He was a healer, but if the mortals were to infuriated him, he would bring the greatest of the plagues on them.
ISFP Artemis (Ἄρτεμις): Twin sister of Apollo as they where both children of Zeus and Leto. Quieter and humbler by nature than her twin brother, she found her call in the deep forests, the mountains and the moon. She befriended all the living things of the wild and devoted herself to their protection. Always bearing a bow in the hand and a handful of arrows on her back, she would hunt in the forests, but she’d never become violent, always honoring her prey. Although she took an oath to remain a virgin, young Orion became her hunting companion and he managed to win her heart. Their love was never meant to blossom, as Artemis shot Orion with an arrow by accident and killed him.
ESTP Ares (Ἄρης): Son of Zeus and Hera as he was, he would grow to become a forceful and a fearful one. Gifted with great physical strength and an everlasting blood lust, he excelled in the battlefields and become a soldier model for the Spartans. He was Aphrodite’s secret lover and together they had many children like Eros, who followed his mother, and Deimos (god of terror) and Phobos (god of fear), who both followed Ares as his warfare companions. The other gods tended to avoid him and on the great Trojan war he was on the losing side, therefore triggering Zeus’ anger towards him. Later, the Romans acknowledged his military intelligence and worshiped him by the name of Mars.
ESTJ Athena (Ἀθηνᾶ): If someone contrived to impersonate the essence of the ancient Greek spirit, it would look like her. It does not surprise that she was goddess of wisdom, handicraft and warfare as well. All three basic elements of the city that she fought with Poseidon for, thus founded and gave it her name, Athens. Athena always wore a helmet, brandished a spear and kept her shield with Medusa’s head on it (that Perseus had gifted to her for helping him in murdering that marine beast) by her side. Legend has it that she was born fully armored from Zeus’ forehead. However, Athena would never initiate an unreasonable, blood spilling war against her enemies like Ares would do. Wise and strategic as her mind was, Athena favored those with strength and bravery, like Hercules and Perseus, with courage and valiance, like Bellerophon and Jason, as well as those with a sharp mind, like Odysseus, aiding them in multiple ways.
ENTJ Poseidon (Ποσειδῶν): He is known as the sea god, but in fact there was not an element that wouldn’t bow to his will. Poseidon was ruler of the seas, the rivers and all the running waters. He was commander of the earth, the soil, the storms and the mighty earthquakes. He was protector of the noble horses and, as many say, he was the true king of Atlantis. Although he lost supervision of Athens to Athena, the Athenians didn’t forget his volition to become their guardian and they worshiped him almost as much as her. They build him a magnificent temple on the windy top of Cape Sounion, where the waves of the great Aegean sea would crush the rocks beneath it. Poseidon would often help seafarers reach their destination safe and sound. Damn those who would dare sail without a sacrifice to his name for appeasing the tides. A tremendous storm created by a swing of his trident would crash their ship to an unknown land or, even worse, he would drag them all the way down to his wet kingdom.
ENTP Zeus (Ζεύς): The father of the Gods wasn’t an easy one. As every king that walked the earth, the sea or the skies before and after him, he was whimsical, temperamental and stubborn as a bull. In fact, there were times that he would take the form of a real bull or an eagle, a swan, a bear, a serpent, a flame or even a shower of gold, always to seduce a new love interest of his own. Europa, Cassiopeia, Leda, Alcmene and Ganymede are just a handful of all the women and men he desired and approached while transformed into a creature of beauty, with the sole intention of sleeping with them. It’s no wonder that his wife, Hera, was always mad at him, thus she was the only one that ever managed to scare him a little bit. However, he was Father of everyone and everything. Mortals should not forget that without Zeus, the world would still be at the hands of his tyrannical father, Titan Cronus, whom Zeus with the help of his brothers and sisters managed to overthrow. Thus, he became the true ruler of the skies, bearer of the thunder and enforcer of law and order as well. Among mortals, he was yet another mighty symbol of civilization and justice.
INTJ Hera (Ἥρα): She wasn’t the wife next door. She was the queen of Gods and protector of all the women. Someone could even see her as one of the very first symbols of feminine power in ancient cultures. Her rightful rage towards her unfaithful husband, Zeus, was the fuel of her many vengeful actions against him and his lovers. Although she refused Zeus’ first marriage proposal, after marrying him, she became goddess of marriage and patron of the household and childbirth. Hera could be your worst enemy (even Zeus was sometimes afraid of her), but also your most valuable ally. But, most of all, she was true to herself and to her worshipers. After all, she was the queen-mother of the world.
INTP Hades (ᾍδης) or Plouton (Πλούτων): After the Gods defeated the Titans at the beginning of time, the males ones (Zeus, Poseidon and Hades at that time) gathered together to drew lots of ruler-ship over the world. Although Hades was the eldest between them, Zeus received the sky, Poseidon the earth and the sea, but Hades’ fate was to become king of the underworld. He took Persephone, Demeter’s daughter, for his wife and made her queen at his side. A giant three-headed dog guarded the doors to the underworld, thus making entrance to anyone alive almost impossible. Hades didn’t care for the affairs of the world of the living, or even for the matters of the rest of the gods. Although he wasn’t evil, mortals avoided to refer to him by his name in case they drew his attention. They mostly called him Plouton, which meant “rich”, as all the precious minerals came from the underground, thus the boundary of Hades’ kingdom.
ISFJ Demeter (Δημήτηρ): A rather motherly figure and a well-respected goddess. Demeter loved the earth and everything that came from the soil. She protected farmers and brought to them a good harvest year after year. The humblest seed took root whenever blessed by her. Nothing was more precious to her than her own daughter, Persephone. When Hades abducted Persephone with the intention to marry her, Demeter fell in deep sorrow and not a single thing would grow anymore. Everyone was desperate, and an era of great famine was upon the humans.
INFP Persephone (Περσεφόνη) or Kore (Κόρη): It is said that before her abduction by Hades, Persephone was called Kore, which means maiden or daughter. She was, in fact, the beloved daughter of Demeter, that one day while she was peacefully gathering flowers, Hades came and abducted her, as he was deeply in love with the girl. Demeter was so angry and sad after that incident, that forbade the earth to produce and she begun to wander around looking for Persephone. Zeus heard the cries of the hungry mortals and persuaded Hades to release her. Hades tricked Persephone to eat the seeds of a pomegranate before leaving the underworld, but she ignored that if someone tasted underworld food, they were obliged to come back. Demeter agreed that Persephone would spent half a year on earth and half below it. As a result, the time that Persephone returned to Hades as queen of the underworld, Demeter’s sorrow of her daughter’s absence would make winter on earth. As soon as Persephone come back to earth, she would bring the spring with her. Thus, people worshiped her as a goddess of the springtime and the flowers.
ENFP Dionysus (Διόνυσος, Diónysos) or Bacchus (Βάκχος): This one knew how to enjoy life to the fullest. As the god of wine, theater and ecstatic dance, Dionysus was an emblem of freedom and basically… fun. With vines in his hair, a thyrsus in his hands (a wand of ivy vines and leaves) and a smile on his face, Dionysus would stroll the valleys with his many followers, dancing ecstatically, driving them to divine mania. Mortals would call him “the god who comes”. His companion included goat-legged satyrs and maenads. The last ones were women who, after coming to ecstatic frenzy through dancing and drinking, would please Dionysus through blood-offerings, which in some cases meant that maeneds would kill men with bare hands. Dionysus is said to be a god who dies and rises back from the dead. His many, divine powers still remain a mystery to many of us, mortals.
ISTP Hephaestus (Ἥφαιστος): His form and character does not remind of a god. He was a shy one and would rather spend his time crafting weapons on his hot anvil. However, Hephaestus was the god of fire and served as a blacksmith of gods and heroes. His many creations include Hermes’ winged helmet and sandals, Aphrodite’s girdle, Achilles’ armor, Heracles’ bronze clappers, Helios’ (god of the Sun) chariot, Eros’ bow and arrows and all the thrones of the Gods in Olympus. The legend has it that he was Hera’s son, one that she made by herself out of jealously of Zeus giving birth to Athena out of his head. However, Hera ejected him from mount Olympus, because he was lame on one leg. Hephaestus took revenge against Hera by crafting her a magical golden throne, which, when she sat on, it didn’t allow her to stand up, thus making both her legs useless.
ESFP Hermes (Ἑρμῆς): Also known as the “divine trickster”, the messenger of the gods and the guide to the underworld. Hermes was a pleasant god who protected travelers, merchants, shepherds, athletes and thieves, as he was all of those things himself. His appearance is quite known. A young man with the top of his head full of playful curls, wearing winged sandals, winged petasus (traveller’s hat) and holding the kerykeion (a short staff entwined by two serpents and surmounted by wings). Always being on the move, Hermes loved playing tricks on other gods and mortals.
ISTJ Hestia (Ἑστία): Hestia was one of the six children of Kronos and Rhea (among Zeus, Hera, Hades, Poseidon and Demeter) and therefore one of the oldest Gods. She was goddess of the home and domesticity as her name suggests (Ἑστία means “hearth”) as well as protector of households. Mortals used to gift her the first offering of every sacrifice in the household. During the founding of a colony, flame from Hestia’s public hearth in colonizers’ mother city would be carried to the newly founded one. Hestia rejected both the marriage proposals of Poseidon and Apollo, and took an oath of virginity (like Artemis). She cared little for the conflicts of gods and mortals and tended to her domestic matters. Hestia was the simplest and humblest between gods and even offered her place in Olympus to Dionysus, making him the 12th Olympian god in her place, thus showing her divine magnanimity.
INFJ Asclepius (Ἀσκληπιός): He was originally the son of Apollo and a mortal woman. His father offered him, when still an infant, to centaur Chiron to mentor him. Chiron taught him the art of medicine, but an ancient legend says that a snake returned a favor of Asclepius back to him by licking his ears clean and passing him secret knowledge of healing. In order to honor the snake, Asclepius made a rod wreathed with a snake his divine symbol. This very rod is still nowadays associated with healing and medicine. Asclepius mastery of healing reached the level of bringing people back from the dead. This act infuriated Hades and forced Zeus to kill Asclepius and turn him into a constellation known as Ophiuchus (“the Serpent Holder”), which many claim it to be the 13th sign of the zodiac circle.
The Types as Friends
INTP: Cares about you but will text you once every three months to talk to you about some random fact they'll have found then and that they want to talk about, will smile if they really like you, but resting bitch face most of the time, will ask awesome crazy questions 24/7, is a loveable mix of purity and mischief.
ENTP: You never really know if you're friends or not, will cheer you up with memes, if they mock you they like you, either quiet or talks ALL THE TIME, smirks a lot, only listens to drama to make it escalate.
INTJ: Ultra calm and quiet, will give you the best advice on any given topic, sarcasm buddy, will send you weird videos they find funny, is the posh friend, literally the brains of the group.
ENTJ: Will organise your life for you, knows EVERYTHING, gossip is mental stimulation because it consists in a social experiment, silent in the corner and occasionally pops their head out of The Economist to tell you you're doing it wrong.
INFP: Quiet and cute until you get that "wtf happened here, we are so screwed" vibe after they decided it was a good idea to paint glue on the ceiling and throw sparkles at it to redecorate, has lots of feelings, the author friend.
INFJ: Always prevents you from doing the worst mistakes, sighs but cares, human rights posts on social media, will reveal their secret talent for impersonations when they're comfortable with you, smiles because they have no idea what's going on.
ENFP: Sets up your playlist for you, makes their own memes, has sparkles in their eyes, hugs some people but doesn't like being hugged back, starts a joke and adorably never makes it to the punchline, is super smart but also very chill.
ENFJ: Glares because they care, makes out they're done with you but they will always be there to listen and to help, "wait, what exa- TOMORROW???", is the group mum although they don't have their shit together half the time.
ISTJ: Is your life saviour, knows everything about everyone in DETAIL, has a secret seduction talent, knows all your flaws and helps you deal through them, posts about how messed up the world is on social media, is never late to any of your appointments.
ESTJ: Rolls their eyes but they still love you, makes and sends PowerPoint presentations of their lives when you live far away, will explain and help you with anything you need to know, has a Five Year Plan for everyone, listens to k-pop and tries to convert you.
ISFJ: Remembers EVERYONE'S birthday, makes cookies, loves the opera, quote their grandparents when giving advice, tells their stories to everyone, organises surprise birthday parties, makes sure everybody gets along just fine.
ESFJ: Is a ball of fluff, has their shit together, loves making aesthetic notes for everyone, "everybody, just get aloooong, pleeeaase?", random cake offerings, knows everyone and everyone loves them but they still lack self-confidence, baby animals posts.
ISFP: Is the cool friend, always looks on point and advises you on what to wear, drags you to all the parties, is always the friend in a relationship, incites you to ditch class, will listen to your rant, posts aesthetic pictures of nature.
ISTP: Will not reply to your texts for ages before they need you to come right now urgently immediately, pretends they don't like drama but they do, will always be there for you, McDonald dates, their sense of sarcasm is unrivalled with.
ESTP: The friend who will convince you to do the most outrageous dare, boasts a lot but it's okay, has 5 passions which have taken over their lives, talks ALL THE TIME, posts cool motorbike stunts or videos of heavy metal concerts.
ESFP: Drama drama drama, writes poems about their crushes, spontaneously throws parties, makes everyone happy, under constant supervision because they're clumsy, laughs at all the jokes, did I mention drama, the fierce person who will shout at anyone who messes with their friends.
Tag yourself, I’m Dreams and Memes
Dreams, memes and schemes ... seems accurate
Relatable.
INTP: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for twelve more just in case.
INTJ: INTP, that’s a coma.
INTP: Sounds festive.
Well well well, if it isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid.
INTPs
( @hopeful-melancholy )
ENTP: Parlay. My office. 5 minutes
INTJ: Parlay?
INTP: Pirate code. He wants to meet
INTJ: So everyone here speaks pirate code?
ENTP: I can understand it. Can’t speak it
Anyone who doesn’t know Parlé/Parlay, is not allowed
(In speech, writing only has to be understandable, rules are for the weak)
MBTI as cat tweets
ENFP
INFP
ESTJ
ISTJ
ENTP
INTP
ESFJ
ISFJ
ENTJ
INTJ
ESFP
ISFP
ENFJ
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ESTP
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I’m fucking DYING
The Lesser Known MBTI
INTP Edition
Having at least three different unfinished literary pieces.
Not noticing the most flashy thing in a crowd.
Being one with the peace in nature.
Staying up till late because you forgot time exists.
Did I mention fairy lights?
Always being ‘the quiet one’.
Humming your favorite show’s song to yourself when you’re alone.
Being misunderstood on a daily basis.
Low-key being a memelord.
Cats. Lots of them.
Secretly just a child who wants to know everything in the world.
INTP: *socializes*
INTP: *has an identity crisis*
Four INTP Moods as Jake Peralta Quotes
I’m severely sleep deprived
I’m not comfortable with emotions
I have no idea what to do
Alright I’m going to cry
Inspiration
Two Types of INTPs the Night Before a Test
INTP 1: *studying anything possibly on the exam. Nothing is safe. Everything must be learned*
INTP 2: *doesn’t even know there’s a test*
Recently, it was my birthday. And for the past five or so years I have not celebrate it due to personal reasons - no friends, no one with time hehe - however! I have friends now! But most of them are only slightly acquainted with one another but I really want to have celebration for once. Just a fun cocktail party with not too many people - 10 maybe? - and some games or whatever, like cards against humanity, e.g.
Here comes the problem though: I only have five close friends, who are not close to one another and only one of them is a guy... Now it might just be my awkward arse, but putting that together either makes everything awkward, or makes me seem pathetic. And although the latter is already quite obvious, I do not feel the need to emphasize it. Ofcourse, there’s some extra people I can invite, but I am afraid too many will tag along then, and I really cannot handle too many strangers, lest they start destroying stuff and puking from the alcohol - I’m squeamish ok - so yeah...