I’m Coming To The Cottage

too many fandoms, I'm so sorry - Lea (full grown boring adult) she/her - bi

[chaoticlarrie]

The existential dread of the impossible task that makes me question my whole life and doubt that I will ever have the ability to recover from it.

This is about packing to leave on a trip.

[shillanov]

i need a hollanov song of achilles au and i need it now

[lestats-ovaries]

As someone who adores the song of achilles and literally analyzed it in one of my lit classes in high school (everyone else who took ap lit iykyk): it's so incredibly important for people to understand that despite ilya being the spitting image of achilles, he ISN'T HIM.

Achilles is someone who, from birth, has been hailed as the greatest fighter in the world. He has parents who love him (ignoring the circumstances of their "marriage" and the marital rape that birthed achilles himself; they hate each other but love him; if anything, I'd be interested in seeing a comparison between yuna, an otherwise healthy parent who pushes her son too much without realizing, and thetis, a goddess with a hatred of all men except for her son, who both desires greatness from and devastatingly loves him in a way that isn't quite what he needs). More importantly, he has mountains of pressure on his shoulders to live up to the legend behind his name, leading to him making bad choices after becoming obsessed with his legacy.

Who does that sound like?

Patroclus, on the other hand, was born to a king clinging onto power, desiring more at any cost, and a child bride whose heavily implied mental illness passed onto patroclus himself. At the first mistake he's discarded by his father to be sent to a foreign land, where he becomes the best friend and confidante to another prince. They should hate one another, but end up being equals in a way they aren't with anyone else, and fall in love because there's no world in which they aren't soulmates. Patroclus would give everything for achilles, and achilles would give everything for patroclus, even as both of them are cursed by fate and the higher powers.

Who does that sound like?

And lets be honest, ilya impulsively dressing up in shane's armour to rally their troops, and shane razing the earth in grief after his death feels so much like them. Whoever the equivalent to priam is having to beg shane to let him bury his dead son's body, because shane's rage and grief is so all consuming he has no mercy or leniency left to give. Ilya's heart breaking from beyond the grave watching his love become a self fulfilling prophecy, losing his will to live without him. SHANE IS ACHILLES, ILYA IS PATROCLUS, YOU'RE ONLY BOOING ME BECAUSE I'M RIGHT‼️

[hrgifs]

hudson & connor at the meta gala [via alexa chung, sinna nasseri]

[shillanov]

Take This Buzzfeed Quiz To See If You’re Shane Hollander (Autistic), Ilya Rozanov (Depressed), or Hayden Pike (Annoying)

[shillanov]

y'all thought i was joking

[barbie-verse]

thinking hudson williams is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles golden skin pretty hair and big brown bottom eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think shane hollander is hot? fucking shane hollander? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and he's kind to people and his eyes twinkle wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SHANE HOLLANDER is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

(insp)

[extraaa-30]

[my-dailydreams]

[actuallysara]

HUDSON WILLIAMS | Madwoman

[yearnalisms]

hudson williams for onepeloton

[chaoticlarrie]

I just realised that the worst thing about masking is that is doesn’t even fucking work.

If you mask hard enough people won’t know you’re autistic but they’ll just think you’re fucking weird.

I learned I was autistic well into my adulthood and now I’m in my 30s and I just fucking realised that every time I got called weird and didn’t understood why, it was times where I slipped up while masking and I just did something autistic in the middle of my “normal” behaviour.

I’m just so tired of it. I also just realised that the people that don’t like me, don’t like me because of my autism traits.

I’m also tired of hearing people talk about someone’s character flaw and say “they must be autistic or something” in the same breath.

At this point, I would prefer everyone knowing I’m autistic just so at least they would feel bad about the discrimination in front of me…

[shanerozanov]

shane & ilya by moreloveforjm_ on instagram!

[twirlingfreckles]

2026 superwholock equivalent is Heated Rivalry, Interview With The Vampire, and somehow still Supernatural

[mabeltanaka]

Clueless (1995)

[blond-shell]

shane looking like this during the tuna melt disaster….. ilya rozanov could have nuked the planet and it would have been an underreaction

[sosaneitsinsane]

fall in love again and again...

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[the-ladyrae]

That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down

[chaoticlarrie]

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Fanfic writers, you have the chance to do the funniest thing...

[leclercari]

Hudcon take over Hollywood ♡

[lapetitepedestre]

"Such a good trick.."

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