Edward Elric, at some point:
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Edward Elric, at some point:
after the mountain, jaskier, thinking with a broken heart, somehow gets it into his mind that if he, too, had a child surprise, then geralt would be less grumpy with him & they could bond over the joys of parenthood together.
except, the next time geralt sees jaskier, jaskier goes, "and this is my band, comprised entirely of my 12 child surprises. i love them all equally and also now im extra cross with you for yelling at me on the mountain because none of them make me want to yell at you."
It’s me! I’m one of the child surprises and I’m cross at my stepfather surprise and I take my stepsister surprise in and we prank her father surprise/my stepfather surprise and continue to prove that my father surprise is the superior father surprise cuz he didn’t run from me for years
Established Kaishin idea because mutual reblogged a post about fake heists and it inspired me.
Kaito is out of the country for some magic shows when someone creates a fake KID heist in Japan. Kaito is frantically trying to plan around his upcoming show and stopping someone from insulting his name because excuse you, he's made KID who he is to Japan and he won't let some lame douche bag ruin it.
But just as he's beginning to spiral after downing too much energy drinks as he's planning how to return to Japan and then get back in time for his tour without it coming across as suspicious, he gets a simple text from Shinichi.
'Don't worry. I'll handle it.'
Cue the night of the fake heist and Kaito is watching the news and, for a change, getting to fan boy out in person over 'KID' appearing with the team he's working with on the tour.
Shinichi is flawless in his act, ripping apart the 'fake' heist note both metaphorically and literally in front of the criminal who tried to exploit KID for fraud once more before showing off how the 'real' KID acts.
Meanwhile, Jii who has accompanied Kaito on his tour (can't leave his OG assistant can he), posts a video Kaito freaking out over the KID heist live, clearly giving him an alibi for that one persistent detective who still insists that Kaito and KID are one in the same.
When the heist is over Kaito gets a text.
'I understand why you like it, it can be quite fun. But I prefer it when it's you.'
And Kaito falls in love with Shinichi all over again.
But it gets even better when it’s a fic where Hakuba still is accusing Kaito of being KID and he crashes out seeing the video of Kaito fanboying over KID cuz he can’t figure out how it’s possible cuz that was really KID but kaito is watching the heist and fanboying (he’s also unaware of kaishin dating)
Okay but a hucklrabbot fic where it’s season one with established Dennis/Jack (but no one knows), where Jack insisted on Dennis getting a rotation in day shift ER cuz Jack wants Dennis to meet Robby, also Robby is the only one Jack would trust putting Dennis under to learn, and a way for Robby to know Jack’s partner (yes Robby knows he has a partner but not who) is competent and amazing. Little does he know Robby will REALLY like his partner and Robby is having a crisis cuz new resident just knows Robby (cuz Whitaker knows who Robby is and has connected him to Jack) and he can’t stop touching and at first Jack witnesses all the touching and is jealous cuz Dennis is his, but as it sinks in he realizes the potential. Dennis is freaking out cuz all the touching and that part of him doesn’t mind it. But then Robby finds out about Hucklebbot and is freaking out cuz he’s into his best friend’s partner and that’s no good
Okay but Dennis in a crop top.
Like imagine there being an outing to a club where everyone is meeting up (even Abbot and Robby).
Robby seeing him in a crop top and all that space he can now have skin to skin contact with. Him being possessive in his mind seeing others touch Dennis but they aren’t together so he’s also lowkey feeling guilty for the possessiveness (Dana and Jack have clocked it already and are laughing at him)
Robby interrupting Dennis dancing with a rando to dance with Dennis and touch all that skin cuz he’s DOWN BAD CRYING ON THE FLOOR for Dennis.
Dennis secret smirk cuz that was his plan the whole time
Okay so I recently got into The Pitt and now I need a fic where pre season one Huckleberry are already together but only close friends and family know (ie Janey and Jack know and Dana knows, Santos finds out pretty much right away [cuz she and Dennis still somehow become friends even if they don’t become roommates]) and everyone in the Pitt starts a bet on how long it’ll take for them (hucklerobby) to get together cuz while they don’t broadcast they’re together, all that touching 😏😏, whilst those in the know have another bet on how obvious hucklerobby can get about their relationship before someone breaks and asks them directly not just hinting at it.
Oh and Langdon being jealous cuz ‘wait I thought I was your protégé Robby ☹️’ whilst Robby is like ‘My boyfriend/husband is here working with me 🥰🥰’
So please someone write it and post it on Ao3, you have my blessing
Okay but a bleach crack au where it’s the residents of Karakura town pov and that everyone is secretly spiritually aware cuz ichigo and his posse and family have been leaking so much spiritual pressure that everyone that’s been there long enough is aware. But the crack part is that the shinigami are not aware that the residents are in the know (cuz they don’t exude enough reitsu to be detected over ichigo’s pressure) and the residents just go along with it and that’s why ichigo and co can miss so much school and not be scolded about it or lose their class rankings in grades and why the shinigami when coming down to keep an eye out after aizen’s betrayal plus Shinji who does not look like a 15 years old were able to infiltrate the high school. Everyone knows it’s ichigo who’s protecting the town so they just are like ‘these weirdos seem to be associated with ichigo so let’s just let them do this’ (yes I know that they have that tool that alters memories but I feel like if you had to keep using it on t he same people over and over again it would lose effect, like the human mind would build a defense. And yeah ichi has kon but you can’t tell me kon was able to imitate ichigo correctly at all and no one clocked it. They clocked it immediately and stuck their head in the sand cuz ain’t nobody got time for that)
Got back into the yuri! On ice fandom again (I love it but also it makes me mad that we didn’t get the movie or a second season following their relationship and wedding). And if I’m reading a fanfic where Victor isn’t down bad or the literal definition of yearning for Yuuri, you totally don’t understand The show or the characters at all (I haven’t come across anything like that but I just needed it stated).
Wishful Fic idea (if you want it, take it with the condition that Miyusawa is the ship)
Okay but an Ace of Diamond’s fic where it follows canon, but Eijun is the son of Apollo (a demigod) and falls in love with Miyuki. He has healing powers and secretly slowly heals Chris and he also has Apollo’s charisma and magnetism and everyone platonically loves him. He’s an Angel and innocent presenting (he’s definitely not innocent, though, he’s Apollo’s kid). But unlike Apollo and his tragedies Miyusawa happy ending. But also PJO characters show up (Percy, nico, will, etc) and scare the shit outta Seido (cuz how does Seido’s sunshine incarnate know these Americans who look both harmless and like they could snap you in half if angered, and one is extremely sassy and one is almost as sunshine incarnate as Eijun and the other looks like they don’t want to be there) and one even says they are Eijun’s brother and he confirms but they don’t look alike at all, and then Apollo shows up and everyone’s so confused cuz there’s this Tan, Blonde Blue-eyed hottie who’s claiming to be Eijun’s dad but he looks nothing like him except skin tone, but he also looks like that one kid that visited with his boyfriend, he looks too young to be their dad.
So I’m in my Disastrous Life of Saiki K era again (I’ve rewatched the series so many times). But in the first season Saiki seems to treat Kaidou differently than his other friends. He lets Kaidou get away with things I feel he doesn’t with others. For example when Saiki, Kaidou and Nendo are hanging out at the arcade and Kaidou is losing air hockey and starts cheating Saiki is like ‘I could stop it or say something but I’ll let it go’ and I’m like ‘oh Saiki has a soft spot for Kaidou’. Like yes, Saiki cares for his friends (he just won’t acknowledge it, but he does so many things to help his friends out so it’s obvious) but I think Saiki and Kaidou are my favorite friendship of all the friendships, then I think when Teruhashi isn’t being a bit too obsessed with getting saiki to say ‘oh wow’, her and saiki’s friendship (I like them platonically together) is my next favorite
imagine harry opens up up the fake slytherin locket and it’s just a picture of james with hearts around it
I thought I could get past seeing Liam hemsworth when he’s playing Geralt but looking at the trailer it looks like someone is cosplaying as Henry Cavill’s Geralt. Like I could disassociate Henry from Geralt and see the character and forget this was an actor playing a part but I just see Liam hemsworth acting as Geralt.
And it’s not even that I’m attached to Henry as Geralt. Cuz literally when I was watching it I forgot that the actors were actors. They all channel their characters really well
You might think it's unrealistic that Harry Dresden has all these insanely hot women all over him despite being a loser but you gotta remember he's 6'7"
If sherliam isn’t endgame canon, I’m sorry but I will get violent/aggressive online. Like if two women get introduced at the end to put with Liam and Sherlock I will riot. There’s not one ounce of heterosexual explanation towards their relationship, absolutely nothing. Do not argue this with me cuz it will not change my mind
you just know regulus was the type to have everyone saved on his phone as their full government names.
married ten years? James Fleamont Potter. best friends since they were eleven years old? Bartemius Crouch Junior. his actual brother? Sirius Orion Black III.
He does it to offset the names each one of them has him saved under.
James’: 💚💚💚💚 the Loml💕💖😍🥰😘😍
Barty: hubby without the benefits 🤪😩😫😍😚
Sirius: 🐈⬛🙀😾😼
Idk if this comes off the wrong way and if it does comment it and I’ll delete the whole post.
But in an alternate universe of Wind Breaker where everyone is genderswapped (like all the male characters are now female and the few female characters are now male), what would happen to Tsubaki? Would he become male presenting or just be the badass female presenting person he is now? (I’m using male pronouns because the creator uses male pronouns for Tsubaki but if it’s actually they/them please let me know). Like I’ve been seeing lots of genderbent Sakura and others fanart (which is so good legit Sakura looks adorable) and my late night thinking conjured this query.
You know the joke of people sharing a brain cell but that only one can access it at a point?
Zoro and Luffy share a brain cell but neither has access to said brain cell unless it involves fighting, drinking, or meat. Otherwise:
1. Zoro gets lost trying to find the shared brain cell.
And
2. Luffy took too many ‘Fist of Love’ from Garp as a kid, that when he accesses said brain cell it leaves him immediately unless it’s an emergency and his friends/family are in danger