sextus the stoicism enjoyer

they/them/it/its (just not the binary pronouns i beg you i will die) fandoms: pokemon, zelda, star wars, other niche shit like classics 'n history call me parsley

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Turn Undead's verbal component is "Shitty Bullshit Skeletons", a very mean cover of the classic Halloween song

[y0ud0ntkn0wwh0]

Shitty, bullshit skeletons  Are shitters, scum, and slime  Stupid skulls to mock and bully  Fuck them up tonight

Shitty, bullshit skeletons  That shriek like such a bitch  They’ll shake and shudder in surprise  When you turn this fucking lich

I’m not sorry, skeletons, your jokes are not so good You want to fucking socialize? (Go drown in fucking mud.)

'Cause shitty, bullshit skeletons  Shout stupid fucking things  They’ll say plural “sarcophagus” Is “sarcophagoging”

Spirits supernatural are dumb, and that’s a plus But osteo-reanimae are all also a wuss

Stupid, bullshit skeletons Aren’t mean; they’re fucking dicks They’ll grab you by your hyoid bone  And throw you in the Styx

Sticks and stones may break their bones  But we shall break their pride Cause stupid, bullshit skeletons  Will run and fucking hide!

[big-ender]

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASONS TO NOT END IT:

"if you're queer, stay alive purely to spite the ones who want you dead this pride month, if you're an ally, stay alive to support"

-anonymous

#813

[probablybadrpgideas]

Due to THE INCIDENT at the local wizard academy, the city has been flooded with frogs that turn anyone they touch into frogs. It's the party's job to clear out the frogs and recover the citizens. Good luck figuring out which is which!

­

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[homosexuality-offical]

wow, I really did take over tumblr this month. Press the button.

Not even in a Notes farming way, it’s just a pride flag

[imapuppetqueer]

Gotta catch em all

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[lgbtqiatext]

[donniehaspronouns]

it makes me so sad seeing people in my life who tell me they think they might be trans but they’re too scared to confront that reality because the transgender experience just seems to be filled with terror and misery. trans people please never stop talking about the joys of being transgender. please never stop talking about your excitement and joy and happiness. maybe you think that the trans experience is all doom and gloom, too. I promise it’s not. focus on the joy and you will feel better I promise.

[probablybadrpgideas]

A Sun-hat

But whereas normal sun hats block the sun, this thing brings the sun

may casue significant scalp burning

­On the other hand, you're guaranteed to be the hottest person in the room.

[neuronary]

"the only difference between a cult and a religion is the scale"

NO. NO IT ISN'T. THIS IS WHAT THE CULTS WANT YOU TO THINK IT IS NOT TRUE. THERE ARE RELIGIONS THAT ARE NOT CULTS AND CULTS THAT ARE NOT RELIGIOUS AND YOU MUST LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least) (for me you do, may be a me problem)