There's always something worth fighting for!

[iapislazuli]

taking a quiz for my college class. am i hallucinating

[nukedroots]

i see you attend tumblr university, op

[4444555666777888999]

Geometry was so fuckibg stupid omfg “prove this is a triangle” I literally know it’s a triangle like intuitively bitch

[ladybugdays]

My favorite romantic relationship in media is actually a healthy couple that adore each other and communicate while bringing out the best in each other. My second favorite is whatever the hell NBC Hannibal has going on.

[paulthebukkit]

the holy trinity

[thyrell]

can you imagine being friends with obama in college n eventually you move on one day and it just becomes a little story you tell like "oh i knew obama in college" and then one day he publishes an autobiography where he says he tried reading marx because he was horny for your legs. like the actual president obama. how would you feel

[crowlypoly]

[crystalmaster333]

[joelleity]

[ID: photo of two smiling people in mining gear, each holding a large chunk of grey rock with a purple and white heart-shaped geode in the middle of each one]

[viralthings]

Monks confused by band name

[slo-djinn]

Maybe they also are into grunge

[patronsaintofqualityfootwear]

#theyre probably not confused and are just the funniest people on earth

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

[captainlordauditor]

what

[guardianofscrewingup]

It has a national park that’s bigger than maine. Or Switzerland. A park. 

I lived in Alaska for two years and I will never get over the sheer overwhelming bigness of it. 

Nights where the sky is clear you can see clusters of stars or the Northern Lights dancing. When the lights are rippling especially strong and fast you can hear a static crackle in the air. When the moon is out after it’s snowed, you don’t need flashlights to see. Everything glows and glimmers like polished quartz.  

But when the sky is clouded over so you can’t see the stars, you can kind of almost sense the mountains towering over you and helping to block out the light, these giant monoliths acting like this void darker than your soul. I’ve never experience night like Alaska night. 

Everything is big, the mountains, the sky, the valleys. 

And the dark. 

[angelicguy]

non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces

[gunsandfireandshit]

he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well

[dylanobrienisbatman]

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

Non-confrontational cowboy: “SURE AINT!” *sprints away*

[shiirkyy]

[hemilf]

arthur:

[bimboid]

[idfk42]

This is the kind of stuff that lost Verizon over a billion dollars and why so many people are waiting for the whole site to get shut down.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

This is the kind of stuff keeping me on this hellsite and letting me chuckle briefly for 2 seconds a day

[charcko]

i’m sorry about the ray bans idk what’s up

[lesbiskammerat]

I know I’m 21 and all that but like. God. You ever listen to My Chemical Romance really loud

[highlandvalley]

[kingthekj]

Great way to start a friendship

[kingcaroline]

Trio

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[creekfiend]

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

[portmanteaurian]

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...

[un-un-creative]

[moveslikekeithrichards]